Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there…
1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in.
2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?
3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS.
4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?
5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate.
6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber.
7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER.
8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?
9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action?
10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop.
11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement?
12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?!
13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.
14. Oh wait.
15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.
16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall.
17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a Mouth Action after this aren’t I?
18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens.
19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.
20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.
21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good.

I need to encourage you tho. Piece of #thrash

Makes Sense

Freemanan:

honey what are you doing here?

Couldn't even read it...

Hmmmmm

axiliborha:
honey what are you doing here?

Just learning... No knowledge is lost. And please don't call me that. Heard from an unreliable source that you are a Male...

Freemanan:

Just learning... No knowledge is lost. And please don't call me that. Heard from an unreliable source that you are a Male...

lmao am no male oga and tell your unreliable source that he or she is wrong am a lady and a lady infact where did you see that from

stale

axiliborha:
lmao am no male oga and tell your unreliable source that he or she is wrong am a lady and a lady infact where did you see that from

Nevermind...
My eyes are on you tho...

Freemanan:

Nevermind...
My eyes are on you tho...

loool well you can't see me point of correction I am not invisible in front of you....... If you know where your source is you should be sure to point it out to me I think you owe me an apology....... see just forget it if you want to have 100 eyes for me go ahead... Until you have a reliable source don't you mention me anymore

axiliborha:
loool well you can't see me point of correction I am not invisible in front of you....... If you know where your source is you should be sure to point it out to me I think you owe me an apology....... see just forget it if you want to have 100 eyes for me go ahead... Until you have a reliable source don't you mention me anymore

How can I not mention you? You wan give all man sleepless night abi... Continue!

Freemanan:

How can I not mention you? You wan give all man sleepless night abi... Continue!

lmao

Freemanan:

How can I not mention you? You wan give all man sleepless night abi... Continue!

lmao you still funny that why I kinda like you

axiliborha:
lmao

In case I Am wrong tho, you can forgive my suspicion! Lotta guys here use female profile.. You know these things. And most use gorgeous DP for quick response. So I thought your profile is one of those. Apologies if I Am wrong tho.

I dey fear to say I love you now sef..

Freemanan:

In case I Am wrong tho, you can forgive my suspicion! Lotta guys here use female profile.. You know these things. And most use gorgeous DP for quick response. So I thought your profile is one of those. Apologies if I Am wrong tho.

I dey fear to say I love you now sef..

I don't love you I kinda like the way you are jovial am no male

axiliborha:
I don't love you I kinda like the way you are jovial am no male

Ouch. That hurts.
Okay then.
The court has taken judicial notice...

#HUGS#

Freemanan:
Ouch. That hurts. Okay then. The court has taken judicial notice...
#HUGS#

I like you since I don't know you at all


#hugs#

axiliborha:
I like you since I don't know you at all



#hugs#

Goodnight

axiliborha:
lmao am no male oga and tell your unreliable source that he or she is wrong am a lady and a lady infact where did you see that from

change ur pix

Op, you try. 99.9% of girls won't relate with that thing you copied and paste up there. The only thing a girl thinks about while having sex is this. 'Does he find me tight enough?'.

@ freemanan and axiliborha see how una derail op thread cos of ur titanic.

sorry boss...

goalburner:
@ freemanan and axiliborha see how una derail op thread cos of ur titanic.

How many times do I have to read this in a week

goalburner:
@ freemanan and axiliborha see how una derail op thread cos of ur titanic.