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No Sex Tonight by 5minsmadness: 12:16am On Oct 13, 2015 |
I 've never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example…One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she said the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a tsunami. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either. #Copied 30 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: No Sex Tonight by RoyalRoy(m): 12:21am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Classic!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: No Sex Tonight by yomi007k(m): 12:23am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Nobody: 12:26am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Lol...is tat mean u have no money to pay those expensive things she got and instead nailed her back what told u d other nyt..funny. |
Re: No Sex Tonight by theunusualmoon(m): 12:27am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Koleman(m): 1:11am On Oct 13, 2015 |
5minsmadness:hahahahahaha you seriously nailed it! Best post have read today. Can stop smiling 1 Like |
Re: No Sex Tonight by funlord(m): 1:14am On Oct 13, 2015 |
You both Seem petty 2 me! The worst part is none of ya'll is getting shagged so you both lose! SOUR! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: No Sex Tonight by TeGaTeGa1(m): 1:16am On Oct 13, 2015 |
guy no try that thing with warri girl o 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: No Sex Tonight by Babe2sure(f): 3:32am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Tit-for-tat. |
Re: No Sex Tonight by flyca: 3:52am On Oct 13, 2015 |
The last part should read: Apparently, I'm not having sex for a long long time. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Ewuro4: 4:46am On Oct 13, 2015 |
In other words Men want sex while women want money. #classic 1 Like |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Nobody: 4:54am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Lol..... |
Re: No Sex Tonight by armyofone(m): 5:15am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Building anthill...no sex for a while but when konji hits you huh, you wouldn't know when Aladin ' s mat gives you a ride to the store to pay for all you just turned down Why can't you just hold me without digging in by the way? |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Cutehector(m): 6:22am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Epic |
Re: No Sex Tonight by lilmax(m): 6:33am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Wicked, i like it |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Exponental(m): 6:34am On Oct 13, 2015 |
TeGaTeGa1:You can try it. Just ensure you pay the bills after the display.. . 1- 1 |
Re: No Sex Tonight by JoeCutie(m): 6:39am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Choi! Romantic wickedness! Girls doing shakara with sex since the time of Adam & Eve. I've told guys to join me let's kick their asses by boycotting them and their sex. Even if you go stark nàked before me, I no go move. Try it first. 4 Likes |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Nobody: 7:46am On Oct 13, 2015 |
The message is clear for those who discern. How useless would've the OP felt had the girlfriend footed that bill? Re-read the OP, and really think on it and what's going on. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: No Sex Tonight by DFemaleBoss(f): 8:26am On Oct 13, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: You're right, the joke would've been on him. 2 Likes |
Re: No Sex Tonight by freshcvvs: 8:34am On Oct 13, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: And how hopeless would have the wife felt if he had gone out that night and return the next morning? 8 Likes |
Re: No Sex Tonight by hahn(m): 8:47am On Oct 13, 2015 |
The moral of this story is wrong. Marriage is not tit for tat. How will one night's lack of sex affect my reasoning. If she didn't agree to make love at night, we can do it first thing in the morning. Only men who are single and live with their parents will find this amusing 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Haywhymido(m): 8:55am On Oct 13, 2015 |
armyofone:n what of the time when konji hold u. where will u run to |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Nobody: 12:05pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
freshcvvs: In one fell swoop, he opened the marriage up and freed all parties involved. The possibilities are endless. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: No Sex Tonight by 5minsmadness: 12:44pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
JoeCutie: |
Re: No Sex Tonight by 5minsmadness: 12:47pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
It's interesting how some people attack anything that looks like it favours the male. Male not getting what he wants = he should sacrifice and understand Female not getting what she wants = male destroyed the marriage. 3 Likes |
Re: No Sex Tonight by Nobody: 12:54pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
What a stereotypical image of men and women is painted here. If the woman is enjoying shopping more than s.ex with her husband then she is either sort of prudish or the husband does not know how to do it right. If the husband is not in tune with his wife's sexual needs and she isn't in tune with his, then possibly the two married the wrong person. 1 Like |
Re: No Sex Tonight by ApexTitan(m): 2:26pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
hahn: What is marriage for? 1 Like |
Re: No Sex Tonight by raumdeuter: 2:58pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: No Sex Tonight by raumdeuter: 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
hahn: How will not shopping that day affect her reasoning? If she cant get new clothes she can wear the ones she has already. I am sure her wardrobe was full already with clothes The man wont die without sexx and the woman wont die without shopping. So let both continue what they are doing |
Re: No Sex Tonight by hahn(m): 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
raumdeuter: The fact that he did that out of spite only proves he is childish 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: No Sex Tonight by raumdeuter: 3:09pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
hahn: If you refuse to do your housework and your parents withold your benefits e.g Not watch TV or you fail exams and you are denied a vacation, You slap your partner and he walks out doesnt talk to you for hours Are those also childish? You calling it childish is your own judgment. Some people address issues differently. Not dealing with issues your own approved way doesnt make them or their marriage different. Some take to social media, Some yell at each other, some just take a break and walk out, some go ahead and divorce, Some ignore it and let it fester If his method brings a solution then its all good 4 Likes |
Re: No Sex Tonight by cococandy(f): 5:19pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
More stereotypes. Some ladies would rather F than go shopping. 1 Like |
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