It will be brief and straight to the point (no battery, just my power bank).. Like 2 years ago I met this lady @ a shop in computer village, Where she sells phone accessories, as a phone engineer I visit there most times.. All I noticed then was that anytime she sees me, she smiles a lot and always tries to engage me in conversation.. But as a big boy, no time for that, just business,.. so because of her, I patronize them more.. Later she asked me for my no, which I gave her. She started calling but most time I don't pick forming busy.. then suddenly she added me on whatsapp..

AND...

rexkexmilan:
WTF is "Whtapp"

Is it another App for chatting, Like Whatsaap .

young man calm down. You are suppose to know he meant "whatsapp".

She beep me up every day.. asking funny questions, do I have a gf, how many do I have? Nd so on.. I try to form single nd nt searching level.. telling me am lying cz thr r millions of gals in unilag nd all.. I later lost her contact nd lost communication with her.. fast forward to 3 months ago.. I met her again in another shop @ comp vill aswell,. Nd we got talking like old time friends meeting again.. she said I purposely deleted her nd all. I explained to her tho she didn't bliv me bt she agreed.. exchanged no nd she called every day nd started callin me OBIMO, my husband an all.. bt as a big boy I knew she was going somewhere, bt I form badoo just dey observe.. we started chatting very well on whatapp asking for my pics, voicenote nd all.. If I don't reply her msg peren am in soup, she will accuse me of talkin nd cheating on her with other unilag babes.. see me see trouble oo, person wey I no toast/woo. I sha played along nd let's see wat will happen..i asked her about her husband nd she says he travels a lot nd am her new husband now..hahan just like that.. she sends me recharge cards nd all bt I bhav as if I dnt need them.. Then last month..

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rexkexmilan:
WTF is "Whtapp"

Is it another App for chatting, Like Whatsaap

You Both got the spelling wrong...

I think it should be "WhatsApp"....Edit and thankme later?
Look At the Irony! "" Lmfao....

Abi u want thunder 2 fire u with short short story u post ni

We were chatting nd she ask me when will I see her, I said anytime she wants.. she said no I should pick a date, ok I said wen next am in computer village, she said no, dat how can she hav husband nd nt seem him nd all.. (it seems am getting her message but forming jjc). I said she should choose date nd venue.. after much deliberation, she said she wanted more of privacy.. not bar or beach or somewhere else.. I asked her I don't know anywhere else.. she asked if thr will be lodge around my area..( me wey no Whr she dey go b4).. I said I don't knw any dat I don't know anywhere in lag apart from school nd comp vill.. ok, she said she knows a hotel in her area dat we can lodge. I should come on fri dat she is not going to work cz of ileya break (we were chatting on tue).. I said no p, but am kinda broke right now dat am not promising her anything.. she said I should not worry about money that I should just come.. the following day she asked for my account no nd sent me her address (somewhere in cement) . She sent 5k on thur morning.. I pretended I didn't see it.. she called me fri morning dat hav I seen it, I pretended like I dnt knw..we agreed to meet by 5pm.. but on one condition. What condition?

rexkexmilan:
WTF is "Whtapp"

Is it another App for chatting, Like Whatsaap .

No brov this should be a different chatting app called WhatsApp!!!

No be small thing

She said NO SEX.. ( smillin in ijebu) I said sex kee, me wey I b virgin or I should be the one telling you not to disvirgin me.. she laughed.. ended the call.. lots of things were going through my mind.. what does she mean by that statement.. I told myself na today? Na opposite she dey find.. I called my friend gbenga explained things to him, forwarded her no to him incase tins turn out d other way( no mind me I don see many tins for movie, I hav to be careful). Immediately he told me nothing dey happen, Omo see liver wey enter my body.. Fu-k up or not..na win win for me..checked time..its almost 3pm.. took my bath, freshen up, my allstar, my shade, my bodman spray, what else sef can't remember.. bt u knw na wen u r fresh u r fresh. Past 4 now.. got to yemyem pharmacy got a pack of (u should knw by nw).. turned back, got anoda one, d look on d sales gal says it all, d gall jst dey smile..I smilled back..she said small small o, I said u cnt unnderstand... wu knows when d match will end..?

Som ppl dey yab me sef, mayb I shld wait till dey bring lite..like 2days time(since fuel no dey my area) so I will type wella cz am rushing..

OOOH finish this story once na

Baba continue...ma call senior men like durentt and obontami come here

unilagfreshest:
Som ppl dey yab me sef, mayb I shld wait till dey bring lite..like 2days time(since fuel no dey my area) so I will type wella cz am rushing..

Ha....Wole na u be dis abi I dey look u like lukumon

I got to cement bus stop(dat filling station) arnd 5.15, called her nd she told me she is on her way. After abt 20 min she came nd apologize for coming late.. then I asked her to Whr nw? She said don't worry relax. We took a bike to an unknown destination nt far from thr tho..( as tins dey unfold I dey update gbenga on bbm).. den walked for like 5min den got to a hotel(cant remb d name nw). We got in den proceeded to the reception.. she sat, i talked to the guy (receptionist). He said short tym or day break..(looking confused) but as a sharp guy I said hw much 4 both.. shorttym 3500 (4hrs) dB (7k).. baba dat short tym go dey alright..paid, collected d key nd he led d way to show us d room. Nice room(full ac + fan+shower+ toilet). She no talk anything again as we enter..( still updating gbeng). Sharp sharp she turn babe, tho she is twice my size, age? Wu cares..omo c booby, Wetin I dey look since.. bt she is married oo.. wu cares?.. I gave her my fone after buying her 2 bottles of smirnoff, I got a big bottle of origin 4 myself..(only d ja guys cn understand y origin).. she dey check my pics I dey smile,, tellin me I hav nice nd funny pics on my fone..if to say she knows y am smillin she for run..let som1 ask my edo gf(gift) or my nurse lara..dey will testify.. I just dey sip my origin dey go.. person wey won die, meet person wey go kill am.

Still dey follow

Na so u wan take finish ursef, na someone else wife u wan nack apako. U wan waste ur glory or destiny. thousands of babe full unilag, from indomie babes to barbecue babes and the big guns Olosho.

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u be unilag olodo.
narrate the story at once ne, guys wan knw wetin happen sharply jo.
no dulling

Long story cut short, you straddled her on your member, strafed her inner velvet and y'all went home.

guy, whc lvl na.. wetin happen last?

Lwkmd! I don laff die, this op na werey. You dy fvck married women, the day you go hang inside ifa priest wife tootoo, you go know yourself that day.