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Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 9:45am On Nov 15, 2015
It wondered me too, I meant my experience yesternight!!!


I Had cause to go on a trip yesterday where I had to spend the night at a hotel.... knowing that it is not good for man to be alone, (Genesis 2:18) i had to invite someone else!!! scanning through my head i remembered the perfect lady! Suzy, Quickly i picked my phone and dialed her number. When I am in town she has always been the best company ever. I called and as usual she agreed not to leave me alone. She came that evening all excited, ofcourse she knows am gonna spoil her. After much paparazzi, we got back to the room and had great mind boggling sex. She was good! I knew it already! Once again I didn't regret my choice. We both slept off course we were worn out!

Waking up this morning, I felt her hands on mine!!! opened my eyes to see her kneeling! saying lets have morning devotion! Am like wtf#... Will God even as much as look at us? (Within me tho), well i granted her wish and she sang some worship songs and prayed earnestly even speaking in tongues with my reply always amen though feeling guilty of sins just committed.

Soon the prayers were done with and we chose to see a movie when i felt her hands on my manhood again! Before I could say jack, she's pulled and started another round of sex! I felt i had fooled myself, for crying out loud we just prayed!!! She kept on but i felt nothing rather than guilt! Am I mocking God I asked! Why the prayers and the sex over again! I got her out of me and said am done!

she felt bad but it didn't matter to me. I only knew we were being hypocritical.... So i left her this morning for church! At least to genuinely tell God how sorry i am for being a jerk! Praying and having sex....The highest form of deceit!

Who has had similar experience

Happy Sunday peeps

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Jeloma: 9:50am On Nov 15, 2015
That's why premarital sex is not good. If you had had this experience with your wife, would you have felt guilty?

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Kingsasian(m): 9:51am On Nov 15, 2015
Hahahahahahaha. I usually feel worse...miserable after such. Most times I find it very difficult to pray for days due to guilty conscience.

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by FruityLass: 9:59am On Nov 15, 2015
cheesy

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by pinkycute(f): 10:15am On Nov 15, 2015
Hmmmmmmmm lipsrsealed
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 10:17am On Nov 15, 2015
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by PModes(m): 10:19am On Nov 15, 2015
Why did you have to call a lady if I may ask? U wanted to f^ck in the first place bro. I can even smell falsehood undecided

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 10:20am On Nov 15, 2015
Jeloma:
That's why premarital sex is not good. If you had had this experience with your wife, would you have felt guilty?
Seriously premarital sex is bad!!! But e nor easy sha! How person go do when your mouth they talk one and junior down there they talk another one... lol

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 10:23am On Nov 15, 2015
PModes:
Why did you have to call a lady if I may ask? U wanted to f^ck in the first place bro. I can even smell falsehood undecided
Ofcourse that was the idea.... to Fvck..... That's why i called her.... But after she led t prayer meeting, i felt very guilty....
What surprised me was she initiating seex again even after prayers...
Anyways, na you get your nose, smell anything you like tonguetongue

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 10:24am On Nov 15, 2015
pinkycute:
Hmmmmmmmm lipsrsealed
What Are you hmmm.ing from experience

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 10:25am On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Talk oh! Thou sha not close your mouth

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 10:42am On Nov 15, 2015
Hehehe.. . godly Motherfukcing w.hore

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 10:44am On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Talk oh! Thou sha not close your mouth


Huh? undecided
Well well Hv got Nthn to say
U prayed before sex really


Dats cool mor lik praying before hvn breakfast.
Lol grin .silly
Buh den u realised dat u Hv gon astray shows dat u hve respect for God... jxt pray ova it.

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 10:51am On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:



Huh? undecided
Well well Hv got Nthn to say
U prayed before sex really


Dats cool mor lik praying before hvn breakfast.
Lol grin .silly
Buh den u realised dat u Hv gon astray shows dat u hve respect for God... jxt pray ova it.


This one is Puma.... Didn't read the supporting write-up before blabbing. . . Bet!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 10:59am On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:



Huh? undecided
Well well Hv got Nthn to say
U prayed before sex really


Dats cool mor lik praying before hvn breakfast.
Lol grin .silly
Buh den u realised dat u Hv gon astray shows dat u hve respect for God... jxt pray ova it.
Chai..... Atleast try to still read na, this wasn't still so long! haba.... Lazy students!!!tonguetongue

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:00am On Nov 15, 2015
Lalasticlala what do you think
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 11:09am On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Chai..... Atleast try to still read na, this wasn't still so long! haba.... Lazy students!!!tonguetongue

Oh embarassed really. Wil try to read nxt tme.k
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 11:11am On Nov 15, 2015
pinceprinz:



This one is Puma.... Didn't read the supporting write-up before blabbing. . . Bet!

Stalker
Bully
Go find work ok
Stp following me around

#dickHead# undecided
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:13am On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:

Oh embarassed really. Wil try to read nxt tme.k
Aiite dear!!!
How is your day going
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by cold(m): 11:16am On Nov 15, 2015
It's ok bro. After all god set the ball rolling and remember he created us in his OWN image. So it's all good.

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 11:18am On Nov 15, 2015
Jeloma:
That's why premarital sex is not good. If you had had this experience with your wife, would you have felt guilty?

Honestly ....its not worth d stress...jst keep it till marriage simple!!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 11:21am On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:


Stalker
Bully
Go find work ok
Stp following me around

#dickHead# undecided


All those beautiful adjectives just for me?
(。ŏ_ŏ).. Awestruck!

Funny enough, I didn't even register ur moniker to know it's the girl from the other thread talking nonsense again... Mind you, You're so nobody as far as I'm concerned I wouldn't stalk. For the work part, You first! cheesy



I yab am >_<

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 11:26am On Nov 15, 2015
undecided you're so lucky I'm not God. I for cut that your prick

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:28am On Nov 15, 2015
cold:
It's ok bro. After all god set the ball rolling and remember he created us in his OWN image. So it's all good.
Huh?
Sorry didn't comprehend that!!! You mean am! like God for having seex? or i don't get!!!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:30am On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
undecided you're so lucky I'm not God. I for cut that your prick
But Why Wetin i do?
For having sex and confessing you'll cut my prick?? You are evil!!! tongue
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:32am On Nov 15, 2015
pinceprinz:



All those beautiful adjectives just for me?
(。ŏ_ŏ).. Awestruck!

Funny enough, I didn't even register ur moniker to know it's the girl from the other thread talking nonsense again... Mind you, You're so nobody as far as I'm concerned I wouldn't stalk. For the work part, You first! cheesy



I yab am >_<
Lol.... Haba!! Be the senior bros here now!!!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by cold(m): 11:32am On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Huh?
Sorry didn't comprehend that!!! You mean am! like God for having seex? or i don't get!!!
What do you go to church to do? It's obvious you haven't been reading your bible. Oh how did you think god impregnated Mary again? Immaculate conception right? Holy spirit tinz! Lmao! Abeg ma guy enjoy yourself jare and drop all that guilt tripping bs
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 11:39am On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

But Why Wetin i do?
For having sex and confessing you'll cut my prick?? You are evil!!! tongue
angry wetin you do? You dy quote bible dy talk say its not good for a man to be alone? Go buy fleshlight if e dy hungry you when your wife no dy. And that girl wey fvck you, suck your dick finish dy speak in tongues with the same mouth. She just get luck say I no be serial killer. Na the luck she get

Stop fvcking that girl o. Hell is real

Lwkmd! I don die, you even add morning devotion ontop. Na una be the reason why God no dy hear my prayer. Chai! Iranu!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:
Lol.... Haba!! Be the senior bros here now!!!
No hard feelings though... so no biggie
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:40am On Nov 15, 2015
cold:

What do you go to church to do? It's obvious you haven't been reading your bible. Oh how did you think god impregnated Mary again? Immaculate conception right? Holy spirit tinz! Lmao! Abeg ma guy enjoy yourself jare and drop all that guilt tripping bs
God impregnated Mary Are you kidding me?
Chai.... I have hear today

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:49am On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
angry wetin you do? You dy quote bible dy talk say its not good for a man to be alone? Go buy fleshlight if e dy hungry you when your wife no dy. And that girl wey fvck you, suck your dick finish dy speak in tongues with the same mouth. She just get luck say I no be serial killer. Na the luck she get

Stop fvcking that girl o. Hell is real

Lwkmd! I don die, you even add morning devotion ontop. Na una be the reason why God no dy hear my prayer. Chai! Iranu!
Nor be my fault... Nor be me initiate the morning devotion, na the babe!! i only played along not to seem like the devil inside!!!
Anyways, me and God do settle sha
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by honeywealth75(m): 11:54am On Nov 15, 2015
yeah its true, it av occured 2me b4, infact still happening 2me,am nt married yet,bt av been screwing girls i knw am nt gonna marry den still go on 2 pray.

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