Interviewer: Mr. President, who will u pick to win in a rap battle between each other - Kendrick Lamar or Drake?

Obama: "Got to go with Kendrick. I'm just saying! I think Drake is an astounding entertainer but Kendrick, his lyrics...his last album was outstanding. Best album,
I think...last year"

Interviewer: Alright. Thank you Mr. President. (Turns to the other president) What of you, Mr. President? Who do you think would win in a rap battle between Olamide and Reminisce?

Buhari: APC members?

Interviewer: No Mr. President, they are...

Buhari: Oh! I zee. PDP. OF courze it should be clear once u mentioned battle...

Interviewer: (cuts in more forcefully) Mr. President they are artistes... Entertainers... Rappers.

Buhari: Oh. Well... is thiz battle of theirs against my gov'ment?

Interviewer: No, Mr. President. Its just ...

Buhari: Against me??

Interviewer: (exhausted) Of course not, Mr. President; I ...

Buhari: Then how that one take concern me? (To Obama) Is this what this show is about? And u have been coming?

Obama: baba calm down. This show helps people feel that connection to their president.

Buhari: A connection? Don't we have that pdp ridden MTN for that already in my country?

Obama: Haba mallam, which school again you go self?

Buhari: I am sure you allocate funds for coming to this show. If it was in my country, you and Metuh would be bunk mates by now! These are some of the silly things they put on our budget and I had my cook steal it off immediately...

Interviewer: (cut! Cut!!)