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5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:18pm On Feb 27, 2016
1) FTC.
On sighting any front page worthy post, the first thing they do is rush to be the (F)irst (T)o (C)omment on the post asif lalasticlala will pay them salary... I doff hat o


2) SPACE BOOKERS
These set of people eh, i troway yansh for them..
The moment they see a post the first thing is to struggle for a space on the first page without even checking the content of the post. They are similar to the FTCs Lol, am Guilty tho tongue

3) END TIME CREW

These set of people are the most funny people, always looking for a way to use end time on every post.
"End time pastor, End time fish, End time Baby, End time op" Lol
End time comments are declining these days tho


4) Addonbilivit

Lol, another funny set of people. I call them the Didimuses grin
You post a story without picture, it's "Picture or #Addonbilivit"
You post a story with picture, it's "Video or #Addonbilivit"
You post a story with Picture and Video then they keep mute .. Lol

5) Looseweight

You must have come across these people... Na everybody dey get ugly belly fat
Lol
#Smh
Feel free to add yours

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Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by jaymejate: 10:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
6... Me, jaymejate grin
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:23pm On Feb 27, 2016
jaymejate:
6... Me, jaymejate grin
he he. wetin you do
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:27pm On Feb 27, 2016
Lol
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:43pm On Feb 27, 2016
The Jonathan blamers

"See the big Snake I killed in my backyard"

Commenter: Jonathan sef grin
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by ozy4christ(f): 10:43pm On Feb 27, 2016
Honestly,l thought dat seun used 2 pay ftc people cos of d way dey drag d thing ehhnn...
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Eebrahym(m): 10:43pm On Feb 27, 2016
Shiit post undecided
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:44pm On Feb 27, 2016
ozy4christ:
Honestly,l thought dat seun used 2 pay ftc people cos of d way dey drag d thing ehhnn...

I wonder bro
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Eebrahym(m): 10:45pm On Feb 27, 2016
Marvel1206:
The Jonathan blamers

"See the big Snake I killed in my backyard"

Commenter: Jonathan sef grin

Big bush rat nko, on my way to/from the farm/site

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Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:46pm On Feb 27, 2016
Eebrahym:
Shiit post kiss
Take a map, you know what to do tongue
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by ozy4christ(f): 10:47pm On Feb 27, 2016
Marvel1206:

I wonder bro
dear na sis nw or u didnt see(f).*winks*
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:47pm On Feb 27, 2016
Eebrahym:
Shiit post kiss
Take a map, you know what to do tongue
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 10:48pm On Feb 27, 2016
ozy4christ:
dear na sis nw or u didnt see(f).*winks*
Lol, pardon me.. I forgot my magnifier at home
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by ozy4christ(f): 10:52pm On Feb 27, 2016
Marvel1206:
Lol, pardon me.. I forgot my magnifier for at home
lol,accepted.
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by yaqq: 11:35pm On Feb 27, 2016
end time OP

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Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by osesology(m): 11:41pm On Feb 27, 2016
6. The wailing wailers. Always blaming Buhari for practically everything. No matter what you post, ``Buhari sef, see what Buhari has caused, blame Buhari'' etc
They even blame Buhari for their inability to renew their monthly subscription.
Folks like anonimi shuld understand me perfectly.
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:58am On Feb 28, 2016
like me
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 8:21am On Feb 28, 2016
osesology:
6. The wailing wailers. Always blaming Buhari for practically everything. No matter what you post, ``Buhari sef, see what Buhari has caused, blame Buhari'' etc
They even blame Buhari for their inability to renew their monthly subscription.
Folks like anonimi shuld understand me perfectly.

Lol.. Inability to renew monthly sub, the next thing is Buhari sef grin
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Marvel1206: 8:34am On Feb 28, 2016
Lalasticlala come o, all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. Happy Sunday tongue
Re: 5 Types Of Commenters You Find On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:26pm On Feb 28, 2016
Somebody must have started the FTC race, the rest are just following loyally.

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