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Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 10:07pm On Mar 01, 2016
Have you ever been in a situation when you feel like ending it all. As in, you feel like taking your own life. I will be sharing a story which have gotten me to the stage where i feel leaving from here. I just have to open a new moniker to share this. I need help in terms of advice before i pick any of these option cry

Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by chiefolododo(m): 10:13pm On Mar 01, 2016
Thou shall not kill (even yourself) . I went to school last night to read and when I fell asleep , a God- forsaken creature came to steal my Laptop . And inside me , I didn't feel anything , I wasnt sad ( though my project work ,textbooks , e- documents , everything are there) . I have learnt to endure ,contain situations like this

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by sladimeji(m): 10:13pm On Mar 01, 2016
there are situations that are worst n strong people still overcome them...you just gotta b strong
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by tsephanyah(f): 10:24pm On Mar 01, 2016
why Nigerian government takes psychiatric stuffs unserious, someone is about to end his life and I believe he can do it. please help him
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by chiefolododo(m): 10:31pm On Mar 01, 2016
tsephanyah:
why Nigerian government takes psychiatric stuffs unserious, someone is about to end his life and I believe he can do it. please help him
'her'

' not his
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 10:37pm On Mar 01, 2016
I was an outstanding student in my secondary school days (maybe till now). I was picked in SSS3 to represent my school in a scholarship exam which i did well. After WAEC in 2009 i worked to make make some money to raise money for GCE because i had a "D" in a subject in WAEC. Well, even if i didn't fail a subject in WAEC i would still have worked to raise money for my well-being as i wasn't born with silver spoon.

The year which i want to take GCE came which was 2010. But i didn't take it cos i got a message that i have been choosen to study in a popular state university in Nigeria. I was happy and dialed the number that sent me the message immediately. But that call was the beginning of my problems. Had i know!!!

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Nobody: 11:36pm On Mar 01, 2016
When the wait is long You have to be strong, Look at the positive side of life, Be strong and you shall suffice, There is always a light after dark, You just have to wait for that spark, Never give up in life You are destined for greatness

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Nobody: 12:50am On Mar 02, 2016
clause:
I was an outstanding student in my secondary school days (maybe till now). I was picked in SSS3 to represent my school in a scholarship exam which i did well. After WAEC in 2009 i worked to make make some money to raise money for GCE because i had a "grin" in a subject in WAEC. Well, even if i didn't fail a subject in WAEC i would still have worked to raise money for my well-being as i wasn't born with silver spoon.

The year which i want to take GCE came which was 2010. But i didn't take it cos i got a message that i have been choosen to study in a popular state university in Nigeria. I was happy and dialed the number that sent me the message immediately. But that call was the beginning of my problems. Had i know!!!
Nigga, can you quit this your misplaced suspense shitty story and tell us about your predicament once and for all. Ain't no one got time for c0ck and bull story mehn.

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by ugonna1054(m): 12:59am On Mar 02, 2016
I'd suggest d 2nd option......the job gets done quickly.

Thank me later
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Nobody: 1:03am On Mar 02, 2016
ugonna1054:
I'd suggest d 2nd option......the job gets done quickly.

Thank me later
It is easier and cheaper to get a rope compared to a gun, don't you think? undecided
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by ugonna1054(m): 1:38am On Mar 02, 2016
LastMumu:
It is easier and cheaper to get a rope compared to a gun, don't you think? undecided
yeahh...but the journey to d afterlife ll be slower and more painful.

You still get small sense sha......so u no be mumu lik dat.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 6:22am On Mar 02, 2016
I stopped posting last night due to flat battery. Am sorry lastmumu
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 6:34am On Mar 02, 2016
The person on the other end of the phone told me i should come do registration immediately as the semester is rounding up already. I went to the location he described only to find out it was a private primary school. I was convinced that the program is a two years Diploma program and with good result i will port to the main campus to continue from 200level. The locationof the place is somewhere in Lagos while the main campus is in Ogun. I felt convinced to do the program due to my missing subject in WAEC. Maybe this is an opportunity to skip that GCE ish i said to myself. Anyway i did the program for two years and finished with Upper Credit. After getting the certificate i went to the main campus to check the authenticity of the paper, only to be told it can never be used for direct entry, that the only way to continue my education is to go for Higher Diploma in same inferior school. I eventually settled for Jamb in 2013.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 6:36am On Mar 02, 2016
Lalasticlala, pls send this to fp for a wider view. You can help a helpless guy with the kind gesture. Tnk you
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Sexytemi(f): 6:58am On Mar 02, 2016
you writing your life story on reasons y u want to commit suicide, and u need us to give u reasons y u shouldn't after reading d story, but guy u wicked o, must make a suspense filled like novel before making us understand the problem?.....i think u don't really want to commit suicide...
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 7:00am On Mar 02, 2016
2013 was the year Jamb was merciless with her candidates. I didn't prepare for the exam. So i didn't make up to the cut of mark for university. So i settled for Polytechnic. I had the popular federal polytechnic i choose in lagos runs part time program which is same duration with full time. The only difference is the high fee. As i was alreading working and making little salary that can sustain me through the program. I made up my mind to settle for PT and i will run HND as FT in order to be able to serve. After registration and all necessary payments. I realized the program will take a whooping 3years to conclude just for ND.

My first year in the school was good as i had Distinction. A GP above 3.50 . The result gave me hope and a reason to just hang on with the program. I still maintained the result till now. But the problem is the school calender is too slow and they don't even giv a shit about part timers. The lecture pattern is poor (we know how to cope though). But it seems a program that was supposed to take 2years but eventually extend to 3 is eventually going to take 4 whooping years which i would have used to round up a B.SC program. Am an engineering student though. We were supposed to resume for ND3 January 2016 but the school shocked us with this...

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by tosomaju(m): 7:02am On Mar 02, 2016
Are you here to ask about the easiest and fastest way to die? Or to thrill us with a suspense filled story?
Whatever the case, Nairaland is the best place to be
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by ednut1(m): 7:13am On Mar 02, 2016
Funny pple think success is tied to schooling. Do u knw how many pple with bsc nd hv no jobs. Shud they commit suicide ni. Never settle for less. Funny how pple settle for all this rubbish courses nd later come to lament as if they were not aware. If u wan commit suicide pls do na u sabi
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 8:11am On Mar 02, 2016
Some students posted this after

Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 8:13am On Mar 02, 2016
And the school denied it. But we all know there are always elements of truth in lies. The school posted this in reply to the viral post by some students.

Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 8:17am On Mar 02, 2016
On March 1st the school posted another memo..

Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 8:21am On Mar 02, 2016
An inside source said ASUP had barred all lecturers from registering for part time.

Am tired of everything. Is just like am moving round a circle. Starting over and over again without reaching the end point. Life is just annoying now and i feel like leaving from here. #Sobs cry
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by firstking01(m): 9:10am On Mar 02, 2016
All i see is a deluded young man who lacks self motivationundecided
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by MaziOmenuko: 9:57am On Mar 02, 2016
4yrs for OND? Omoh! Kill yourself right away!

Wait...

Don't use the wrist-slice method: some amebo that don't mind their business may rush you to the hospital before you bleed out.

Don't eat poison, it will just damage your organs without killing you, thereby making you a liability to you relatives.

Guns work out pretty nice, aim the nozzle at the left side of your chest, straight at the heart and squeeze the trigger: or under your jaws, 45degres from your throat, this will do the trick.

Never shoot your brain directly, you may lose a sizeable amount of your grey matter but not your life. You will end up bedridden, insane and useless.

Please dont forget to share the before and after pix with us; nothing thrills us here at nairaland better than pictures.

Now, go on! Just do it! Nike

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by tritt(m): 10:24am On Mar 02, 2016
I can surely help you with some options....1. Gamaline 20, just put it in akamu and drink it.
2. otapiapia, this one you can put it in your egusi soup and swallow it with fufu.
3. Sniper, put this one in your milo tea den use agege bread down am.

Rubbish....even people who can't afford 3 square meal a day a grateful and happy that they can see the next day. You come here they talk about suicide. Before you kill yourself abeg give us invitation to come and eat your rice.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Jennydoris(f): 10:26am On Mar 02, 2016
ednut1:
Funny pple think success is tied to schooling. Do u knw how many pple with bsc nd hv no jobs. Shud they commit suicide ni. Never settle for less. Funny how pple settle for all this rubbish courses nd later come to lament as if they were not aware. If u wan commit suicide pls do na u sabi


The OP needs help like words of encouragement to push further and not hurtful words like yours.. We all have challenges of life in one way or the other but then how you manage to handle yours and come out of it may not be the same with the other person(s). The essence of him coming to share his problem here is to get advice and get encouragement or maybe a solution to his problems and not to be weighed down by hurtful words. People like you are the reason(s) why people don't share their problem for fear of rejection and compounding to their problems...
I pray that you don't experience an inch of what he is passing through and if you do experience it I also pray you come out of it without considering suicide or something of that nature as your option and I also pray you have good friends that can help you go through it...

I know you can do better.. Please be kind even when there is no need to be!

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Erums(m): 10:51am On Mar 02, 2016
ur story not pathetic...so not an excuse to die
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 10:54am On Mar 02, 2016
Jennydoris:



The OP needs help like words of encouragement to push further and not hurtful words like yours.. We all have challenges of life in one way or the other but then how you manage to handle yours and come out of it may not be the same with the other person(s). The essence of him coming to share his problem here is to get advice and get encouragement or maybe a solution to his problems and not to be weighed down by hurtful words. People like you are the reason(s) why people don't share their problem for fear of rejection and compounding to their problems...
I pray that you don't experience an inch of what he is passing through and if you do experience it I also pray you come out of it without considering suicide or something of that nature as your option and I also pray you have good friends that can help you go through it...

I know you can do better.. Please be kind even when there is no need to be!
Tnks sis.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by oxbowlake: 11:12am On Mar 02, 2016
Bro relax your mind and pull yourself together and always pray, because everything's gonna be alrigh. Remember, tough times dont last, you will triumph.
Regards

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause: 11:21am On Mar 02, 2016
oxbowlake:
Bro relax your mind and pull yourself together and always pray, because everything's gonna be alrigh. Remember, tough times dont last, you will triumph.
Regards
Amen. Tnk you
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by anangboy(m): 11:31am On Mar 02, 2016
You are going through an epiphany. It is an immutability of life. Yours is in education, others have it in family, business, love etc. You have embodied your disappointment down to your very soul and this is the psychic fuel that generates the anger endemic in your appraisal. Suicidal ideation arises from the systematic disintegration of psychical processes. You have willingly subordinated your mental strength to unresolved self conflict. You are overwhelmed. You need help and you made a great step by opening this thread.

I believe there is free counselling at the Federal Neuropsychiatric Hospital, Yaba. Failure, whether temporal or permanent, is not the end of the world but killing yourself is surely the end of your world.

Be an Epsilon, do not go negative.

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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by ednut1(m): 11:54am On Mar 02, 2016
Jennydoris:



The OP needs help like words of encouragement to push further and not hurtful words like yours.. We all have challenges of life in one way or the other but then how you manage to handle yours and come out of it may not be the same with the other person(s). The essence of him coming to share his problem here is to get advice and get encouragement or maybe a solution to his problems and not to be weighed down by hurtful words. People like you are the reason(s) why people don't share their problem for fear of rejection and compounding to their problems...
I pray that you don't experience an inch of what he is passing through and if you do experience it I also pray you come out of it without considering suicide or something of that nature as your option and I also pray you have good friends that can help you go through it...

I know you can do better.. Please be kind even when there is no need to be!
we have all faced one thing or the other dat is a story for another day. His wanting to commit suicide got me pissed. He brought all this on himself. From one phony course to another without investigating nd asking for advice. Best thing he can do is to rewrite his GCE nd apply to a proper school nd shun all this part time tins. D unilag guru with 5.00 gp graduated at 29. He must hav graduated sec school at 17-18. Life is never smooth and suicide shud never be an option.

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