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10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 3:01pm On Mar 28, 2016

The death, burial and resurrection of Jesus which signifies the payment for the penalty of our sins, thus, purchasing for all who believe in him, eternal life in Christ Jesus.

Easter period, which is supposed to be a time when Christians truly celebrate the resurrection of Jesus, rather, they they engage in all sort of immoral acts such as scamming, womanizing, partying, clubbing and with the notion that they are celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ

Without wasting time, below are the ways sinners celebrate Easter.

1. Guys patronize Prostitutes

It's very pathetic that during Easter period, some youths will save up their hard earned money and will squander it on prostitutes with the notion that they are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. In as much as I don't patronise these people, at least, I have friends who indulge in this silly and shameful act

2. They Drink Beer and smoke Indian hemp as merriment

This is the time when beer palour normally record a large number of patronizers. You see various sinners devouring turkey with their left hands with turkey on their right hands at pepper soup joint cheesy

3. Runs Girls Rendezvous at exotic places with Rich Men

During this period, the demand for runs girls is usually on the increase, therefore, you will see them hovering at hotels, parties and shows just to attract interested and the best of chairmen cheesy

4. Guys Invite their Girlfriends for sex

This is how an average Nigerian guy celebrates Easter. They will invite their girlfriends for marathon sex. Some guys will use viagra prior to her arrival and by the time the lady refused to show up they will resort to masturbating so as to relief their erected joystick.

5. They go to club house

Another way sinners celebrate Easter is that they go to club, drink and dance their lives out from dusk till dawn

6. Thugs/Policemen create road blocks to collect money from car Owners

This is usually common with thugs as well as policemen. You will see them barricade the roads and will not give way to vehicles unless they are being paid their Easter entitlement cheesy

7. Ladies Scam Guys For Money

Another way greedy ladies celebrate Easter is that they hide under the canopy of Easter celebration scamming men for money. Some are even ready to offer their kitty-cats as compensation

8. Fake Pastors Rob their members of their Tithes and Offering

Fake pastors also celebrate Easter by scamming gullible church members, using Bible verses to scare them to sow into the church for the resurrection of Jesus after which they will load the money into their pockets and will be riding exotic cars. May God arrest these people using Jesus to scam

9. They celebrate their girlfriends instead of Jesus Christ

Instead of them to upload the pictures of Jesus Christ, they will upload the pictures of their girlfriends adoring and heaping praises on her


10. Guys Womanize on social media

I used to be guilty of this act before I gave my life to Jesus. During the period of Easter guys are usually found on social media e.g, nairaland, facebook, twitter and the likes, hunt for ladies to celebrate Easter with. Cutehector is guilty of this


Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Have fun cool


May God forgive all us cool



Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/03/10-ways-sinners-celebrate-easter.html

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by misspicy(f): 3:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
Some two thousand years ago,around this time of the year, Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour was made to go through agonizing pains and torture just to redeem us,He was nailed on the cross and left to die there,researchers have proven that the closest a human can experience the type of pain Jesus endured is during childbirth for women.




Yesterday Easter Sunday is considered as a day Jesus was risen from the dead,which qualifies us sinners as candidates of heaven if we believe in him and pray for forgiveness for our sins,but it is a pity that many people have taken the celebration to another level.

Thank you Tosyne2much for exposing the sinful deeds of many people in the name of celebration Easter




11) Some people go for Entertainment/worldly shows instead of going to church to thank God

eg AY show last night where all sort of atrocities went down,from young boys and girls drinking and smoking to openly sexual actions. this makes me realise that the world is has truly come an end




Lalasticlala,how did you celebrate yours tongue

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Omofairy(f): 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2016
I dey come.....
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by realmindz: 3:06pm On Mar 28, 2016
This land has been purchased and not for sale
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by VickyRotex(f): 3:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
Amen! embarassed

So youre saying lala womanizes on social media? Your ban na till 2090. angry

Also I think you should make some grammatical corrections wink
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by KingRex1(m): 3:09pm On Mar 28, 2016
Abeg tosyne they simply enjoying the hols!!!
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by vickvan(m): 3:10pm On Mar 28, 2016
Some rob people of their hard earn money, just to see that they celebrate easter with babes and their guys in a grand style. The kind of punishment God they reserve for them ehn... no get part 2. Tosyne2much i hope you are not guilty of this?

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Abbeyunique2(m): 3:11pm On Mar 28, 2016
i'm not guilty of any oya tosyne2much, lalasticlala, cutehector talk ur own
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Hero10001: 3:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
Tosyne!
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 3:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
Tosin go and hav sex!

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2016
cool
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by VickyRotex(f): 3:25pm On Mar 28, 2016
tosyne2much:
I will make the necessary corrections sha

My dear, you should know that every writer has an editor that proof-reads and does the editing .. Na me dey do all these things by myself ooooo cheesy


I don't find it easy at all.. Do you know that as simple as this article looks, it took me about 7 hours to do some brain racking before writing it?

lol. I understand you. No one is above mistake though.

I just dey tell you before dem go come bash you ni cheesy

Employ me as your Editor na. grin I hope sey I no go worse. cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:50pm On Mar 28, 2016
undecidedMr 10 Commandments is Back...

A Standing Oviation for Him!!

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by shumuel(m): 4:22pm On Mar 28, 2016
misspicy:
Some two thousand years ago,around this time of the year, Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour was made to go through agonizing pains and torture just to redeem us,He was nailed on the cross and left to die there,researchers have proven that the closest a human can experience the type of pain Jesus endured is during childbirth for women.




Yesterday Easter Sunday is considered as a day Jesus was risen from the dead,which qualifies us sinners as candidates of heaven if we believe in him and pray for forgiveness for our sins,but it is a pity that many people have taken the celebration to another level.

Thank you Tosyne2much for exposing the sinful deeds of many people in the name of celebration Easter




11) Some people go for Entertainment/worldly shows instead of going to church to thank God

eg AY show last night where all sort of atrocities went down,from young boys and girls drinking and smoking to openly sexual actions. this makes me realise that the world is has truly come an end




Lalasticlala,how did you celebrate yours tongue


kikiki Lol, some actually went after church service grin
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Mediapace: 4:37pm On Mar 28, 2016
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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Olasco93: 5:25pm On Mar 28, 2016
And too, Network providers will be scamming the public by sending unecessary Text Messages to them. Eg:

''To know the Next Country Buhari will trave to for Easter''
Text ''TRAVEL'' to 34040 @ #100 per sms instead for it to be FREE...

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 28, 2016
Haha...Very Funny undecided undecided undecided


My cousin spent Easter Sunday fvcking his Pastor's wife...so much for Christian Holiness

And I spent mine Practicing on the Track and Fvcking Bitches_...with no Regrets undecided

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Empress2014(f): 5:54pm On Mar 28, 2016
undecided is there anyone that isn't a sinner? If sinners celebrate easter this way, how does the saint celebrate theirs?
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Obiwannn: 5:54pm On Mar 28, 2016
Dey there dey judge people
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 5:54pm On Mar 28, 2016
Who are you to call them sinners
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by banme1(m): 5:55pm On Mar 28, 2016
Op u are guilty on point one and. Two.
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by skyluv2000(m): 5:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
sinners indeed, and who are you to judge anyone.
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by kaywiluv(f): 5:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
Mr 10 things is at it again

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by frankblinkz(m): 5:58pm On Mar 28, 2016
My own is d fact dat sm steewppid fellaz told me not to eat d meat Iya basira served me,werin consign Easter and my meat again....SMH...If u eat meat like,if u didnt eat share
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by MoneypassGod(m): 5:58pm On Mar 28, 2016
If they were atheists now, they would hav been freed frm dis fetish delusion called Easter.

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Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by adedam007(m): 5:58pm On Mar 28, 2016
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by peeparty(m): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2016
B4 i gave my life to christ..lol i knw talk anytin o.
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2016
skyluv2000:
sinners indeed, and who are you to judge anyone.
Do you have comprehension problem ? Didn't you read where I said "may God help us all?" smh
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by cruzita(f): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2016
we are all sinners ,no one is perfect except him
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by ifedolapoferanm(m): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2016
Dey go 2 galilie to look for girls
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by arofemites(m): 6:01pm On Mar 28, 2016
So, after d lente period, what do u expect us to do?

It's to drink ENI IYI OR HONOURABLE.

Gba gbe osi!
Re: 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter- By Tosyne2much by ifeajikap(m): 6:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
Bt we are all sinners, the difference is we strive to be good but in the end we are all sinners so don't judge

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