Anchor: "your Excellency, you are participating in this
nuclear summit for the first time. What do you hope to
achieve here and how will it help better the lives of Nigerians back home?"

Bubu: "thank you Mr. moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh nukiliar
soomit ahhh, allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh achib za
nukiliar debelopment of za ahhh kwarupshun war and helf us rekoba looted punds in za ahhh American economy..."

Anchor: "talking about looted funds. What has it got to do with this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh, tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za
looters will tiry to steal money and hide it with nukiliar
tekinoloji. But wance they know we are associated with
ahhh nukiliar energy frogram of za world ahhh, they will
think twice".

Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the news that you've
recovered a lot of looted funds. Even the Swiss governmentwill be returning $200m to Nigeria from the Abacha loot. These monies, why not fix the electricity sector with it? Andwith the way BH is ravaging Nigeria, don't you think it isdangerous to acquire nuclear energy? And how will you even manage something that sophisticated?"

Bubu: (dazed...confused...overwhelmed...laughs) "you
seem to know more about my kwantiri more zan me. I will just say no comment. Tenkiu!" Leaves the interview room to go drink fura da nono. Fashola's call came in... "sir, electricity has dropped to 0megawatts-a first sir. What do I do?!"

Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is responsible. Just make suaaah zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my fura da nono".

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hey man dont be........

buhari forever

Sunnynwa:
Anchor: "your Excellency, you are participating in this
nuclear summit for the first time. What do you hope to
achieve here and how will it help better the lives of Nigerians back home?"

Bubu: "thank you Mr. moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh nukiliar
soomit ahhh, allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh achib za
nukiliar debelopment of za ahhh kwarupshun war and helf us rekoba looted punds in za ahhh American economy..."

Anchor: "talking about looted funds. What has it got to do with this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh, tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za
looters will tiry to steal money and hide it with nukiliar
tekinoloji. But wance they know we are associated with
ahhh nukiliar energy frogram of za world ahhh, they will
think twice".

Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the news that you've
recovered a lot of looted funds. Even the Swiss governmentwill be returning $200m to Nigeria from the Abacha loot. These monies, why not fix the electricity sector with it? Andwith the way BH is ravaging Nigeria, don't you think it isdangerous to acquire nuclear energy? And how will you even manage something that sophisticated?"

Bubu: (dazed...confused...overwhelmed...laughs) "you
seem to know more about my kwantiri more zan me. I will just say no comment. Tenkiu!" Leaves the interview room to go drink fura da nono. Fashola's call came in... "sir, electricity has dropped to 0megawatts-a first sir. What do I do?!"

Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is responsible. Just make suaaah zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my fura da nono".

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most you show ur stupidity common sense you no get

LMAO! Wharrisdis?

Dry joke

Beremx:
Dry joke

not dat dry jor!

Mehn dis made my evening

E dey pain some zombies!

buari dullard attending nuclear summit is like an illitrate going for PHD class. wetin him go learn

lalasticlala come see beta joke for hia

Bubu the Bubu. Chai naija we don finish for this man hand

Change!! Ur ways op

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