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Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 6:34pm On Sep 01, 2009
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
Re: Where Is God by Bestglo(f): 9:31am On Sep 02, 2009
lol
Good one
Re: Where Is God by mamagee6(f): 11:08pm On Sep 20, 2009
He's in heaven. tongue
Re: Where Is God by CrazyMan(m): 3:10am On Sep 21, 2009
Nice joke. Heard it before tho.
Re: Where Is God by olinco: 3:13am On Sep 21, 2009
interesting!!!
Re: Where Is God by bydot1(m): 8:06am On Sep 21, 2009
hehe, grin grin
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 8:48pm On Sep 21, 2009
pls close your dirty mouth
Re: Where Is God by parki: 8:58pm On Sep 21, 2009
see pot calling kettle black , o boy u don look ur own teeth for mirror see as ur own be
Re: Where Is God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:14am On Sep 22, 2009
[size=13pt]hehehehehehehhe. . . . grin[/size]
Re: Where Is God by CrazyMan(m): 3:47am On Sep 22, 2009
Laf with caution wink
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 6:49am On Sep 22, 2009
mouth odour
Re: Where Is God by CrazyMan(m): 7:54am On Sep 22, 2009
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 8:24am On Sep 22, 2009
you well so?
Re: Where Is God by bydot1(m): 8:43am On Sep 22, 2009
e take am resemble u ni
Re: Where Is God by parki: 10:57am On Sep 22, 2009
no mind am cos e b like say tht malaria wey dey worry am for brain never still free am
Re: Where Is God by aristole(m): 1:43pm On Sep 22, 2009
O ga oooo.Ben the troublsome boy
Re: Where Is God by Ben13: 1:49pm On Sep 22, 2009
where you see Ben?

@joke
copy and paste
Re: Where Is God by akym(m): 3:17pm On Sep 22, 2009
Ben dey 4 joint where dem dey sell smoke ,i see am there if na liar ask the next person to me e fit bi am self bcoz he wear mask 4 in face.
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 9:22pm On Sep 22, 2009
akym:

Ben dey 4 joint where dem dey sell smoke ,i see am there if na liar ask the next person to me e fit bi am self bcoz he wear mask 4 in face.
wetin u find go the joint? well maybe na same thing carry una go there.
Re: Where Is God by bydot1(m): 4:07am On Sep 23, 2009
how u self no say na bad tin dem dey do for their joint

i dey suspect u self.
Re: Where Is God by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Sep 23, 2009
once a suspect always a suspect
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 10:19pm On Sep 23, 2009
as per say na thief dey know how to trace thief
Re: Where Is God by KOJ(m): 10:31pm On Sep 23, 2009
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Re: Where Is God by bydot1(m): 12:17am On Sep 24, 2009
e do
Re: Where Is God by CrazyMan(m): 7:42am On Sep 24, 2009
I wonders o!
Re: Where Is God by CrazyMan(m): 7:48am On Sep 24, 2009
I wonders o!
Re: Where Is God by sylve11: 9:37am On Sep 24, 2009
@poster nice one! cool
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 5:14pm On Sep 24, 2009
colomental
Re: Where Is God by Ben13: 5:33pm On Sep 24, 2009
rabbish
Re: Where Is God by dani1luv: 6:58pm On Sep 24, 2009
no-sense
Re: Where Is God by bashydemy(m): 8:01pm On Sep 24, 2009
silly
Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 12:54pm On Sep 25, 2009
lol grin grin cheesy

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