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Weeked Digest. by Damianking(m): 12:51pm On Jul 02, 2016
On a lighter note, laugh a little.
We were gathered round grand-ma one night listening to moonlight tales. The story was taking longer time than we expected so, some of us started dozing off.
All of a sudden, grandma shouted, "ópènà yó ànà nà?(who is peeing here?)Etsako language in Edo State.
Everyone jumped up and denied.
Do grand-ma decided to check by touching our clothes and see who's is wet.
Our big brother, did it o.
When asked, " ah! Big bros watin happen?"
He said,,,,,
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He was dreaming that he was driving Lexus jeep from Lagos to Kaduna, he got pressed and wanted to wee; so he parked his car near ijebu ode and started weeing.

Hahahahshah

, grand-ma shouted,,
"Péè, ilemakhue gbé!"(Over feeding kill you).

Happy weeked beautiful people!!!!!

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