POLITICS!!!
A little boy goes to his father and asked, ''what is politics?''
Dad said, '' well son let me explain it this way; I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we call her the government. We are to take care of you, so we call you the people. The nanny, we 'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we call him the future. Now, think about that and see it makes sense.
The little boy went off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he heard the cry of his baby brother, he got up to check on him. He discovered that the baby had severely soiled his diaper.
So, he went to his parents room and found his mum sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he went to nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeped through the keyhole and saw his dad in bed with the nanny. He gave up and went to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father, ''Dad, I think I now understand the concept of politics. The father gladly said, 'son, tell in your own words what you think politics is all about. The little boy replied; "well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government was sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is indeep shiit!!!

Speaks alot about African(Nigeria) politics