DON'T LAUGH ALONE.
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decide to go to a calm place to share the lot equally... One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them, since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetry gate and heard the Voice saying "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U". He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a nearby church for the Pastor... Father, pls come with me... Come & witness God & satan sharing corpse @ the cemetry. They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For u... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"... Come see marathon race!... The pastor almost ran pass the church gate shouting:
"We Are Not yet dead ooo!!!. Good morning jare. Dont laugh too much.

But u knw d joke is old na!

So you expect people to laff?!

Woke up in the night the only bright idea you could think of was to come post this rubbish here?

TDstarr:
Woke up in the night the only bright idea you could think of was to come post this rubbish here?

Must you comment? You should have read and keep your hand off of typing. Instead of you saying trash!

WonderManly:
Must you comment? You should have read and keep your hand off of typing. Instead of you saying trash!

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