Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be observed among men. The unwritten codes all guys must follow in order to be regarded a "real" guy.



1: First n most importantly, U always gat ur Bros' back no matter what.


2: A Bro never cries. Even when he cries, he denies.


3: Neva leave an offered handshake to hang beyond 4.1 seconds intentionally or unintentionally b4 receiving.


4: When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become honourary uncles. And dey need to live up the responsibilities of real uncles.


5: The Bro who wants something the most, is responsible for getting it for everyone else.


6: If two Bros know the same story, the bro lesser known among the party or group, shall tell it.


7: Always try to reciprocate kind gestures among ur Bros, eg visits, round of drinks etc.


8: Wheneva u ar in doubt abt anything watsoeva, ask ur Bros.


9: If a Man's zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!


10: No discussions while in the urinary. Period!


11: If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.


12: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.


13: When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs and the door is locked, just go away!
But on an occasion of genuine desperation, a 10-minute period cud be given before knocking again.


14: If Bros' girlfriend asks you about his whereabouts, you know nothing – nothing at all! Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and then u warn him.


15: Always appreciate the cooking of ur Bros's girl no matter how tasteless. At best, its diplomacy but neva silence.


16: A Bro must be permitted to borrow anything you own - car, firstborn child etc- within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.


17: While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to play nice with her gal pal boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.


18: If you've known another Bro for more than 24 hours, his sister is off ur limits forever! Unless you really really truly wanna actually marry her.


19: If u must go out with ur guy's sister, u first hav to politely ask permission frm d guy, n den u must obey wateva he has to say. If "yes" then, u shud neva b hrd sharing ur escapades to anyone (silence vow).


20: A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession.




Uhmmm... u can also add to dis, if I left some others out.


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Nuff said

MzPecs:
I keep most of these codes you mentioned..
okay, maybe because i've got guys mostly as friends!

I tell u most solemnly, rejoice n b glad, coz Bro Code no. 20 is always dia to cover u.

Hmmm.