Bahuri
The coach convinced the team's supporters that Morgan Bahuri is the only striker that could help the football team to victory. Coach stated;
"Bahuri can score a goal from the centre half, he uses both leg and he's very swift like El Nino, the ocean's natural phenomenon. He's simply unstoppable."

The spectators paid extra gate fees just because they wanted to see Bahuri demolish his opponent.
"Bahuri is the surest and a saviour." The supporters assured themselves.

It's show time, Bahuri with his teammates entered the field of play gallantly like a mosquito that is attracted by Carbondioxide gas.
And then the match began. The opponent appeared to have a solid defense, but with Bahuri, everybody expected humiliation.

Few minutes into the play, Bahuri complained to the Referee that the opponent's defenders' muscles were rock solid. So the referee ordered that they should be substituted with measly defenders. Impossibility is nothing, so these defenders were removed.

However, Bahuri kept on shooting off target.
He told his coach that his midfielders were not cooperating, and he would like his trusted men be brought in; and it was done. Bahuri was fond of playing offsides, and even when he's allowed, he won't score.

First half ended. The striker couldn't score a goal, everything remained the same. And because of him, the goal post was shifted, and then later expanded; yet Buhari kept on shooting far off target like an impotent playboy. This striker blamed his supporters, he called them distractors that would not keep quiet for him to concentrate.

The referee awarded Bahuri's team a penalty. Bahuri the main striker stepped forward for the kick, behold, he calmly sent the ball up above the goalpost into the air. The biased referee unbelievably issued a red card to the goalkeeper without any prior warning. The opponent's team became goalkeeper-less. Still Bahuri kept on shooting off target.

Bahuri team supporters became unbelievably dazed.
They became confused like the fictitious people of the Tower of Babel.


So, it's a goal...oh no, it's side netting.
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