13 Hilarious Quotes By “President Robert
Mugabe ” on Relationships.
“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken
a picture with you before just make that
request and stop forcing Photo Grid to
bring you together.” #1:. “Some women’s legs are like rumors,
they just keep on spreading”
#2:. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls
these days because each time you take a
piece from
her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a
factory in
China catches fire”.
#3:. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop
talking about inner beauty because we
don’t walk around with X-rays”
#4:. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a
man who text you “I miss you” only when
it’s
raining. You are not an umbrella”.
#5:. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can
cheat on
her. She is already used to pain.”
#6:. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you are lying on his
chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your
face”.
#7:. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with
the money he has hustled for, than for a
woman
to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
#8:. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for
5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed
with you
for 2hours Your level of selfishness
demands a one week crusade”. #9:. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not
taken a picture with you before just make
that
request and stop forcing Photo Grid to
bring you together.”
#10:. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a
loudspeaker”.
#11:. ”If women think having their period
(menstruation) in a whole month is a
difficult task,
they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”
#12:. “Some girls don’t attend the gym
but look physically fit because of running
from one
man to another”
#13:. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you
represent the
whole country”

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this man deserve a cold stuot..odiegwu