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| An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Infomizer(m): 8:25am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Dear cucumber girl, Congratulations on making it to social media in the most unexpected manner possible. You have given Nigerians something to talk about, a distraction from their present circumstances. And the bloggers? They're still feasting on your tryst and they've gone for the jugular while at it. With time, it'll pass. I give it till the end of next week. Sahara reporters will give them something else to talk about. Until then, keep your head up! Yes, a lot of people saw the video, and many will still see it. 'Few' will be disappointed. But many...Many will secretly wish they felt what you felt. Others will wish they were the cucumber. Others actually know what it feels like because they're also cucumber customers. Cucumbers in all variations (natural and artificial). So don't mind what people say. Those that matter to you will still matter to you if they're worth 'mattering' to you. Le/La Boo will still be Le/La Boo if s/he is worth being 'en-booed' As for the rest, let them say. Na jealousy and hypocrisy go finish them. Hypo sef no fit wash away their sins. It's just sad that the society is filled with the jealous and hypocritical. In another clime, things woulda been different. But as long as their talk doesn't translate to debit alerts, let them say! If you've got something to offer, all these won't matter with time. Methinks that's what you should focus on. I just pity the fact that women might no longer wanna buy cucumbers in public again. That's bad for the sellers. Other than this, live your life as you deem fit. It's your body. Sincerely, A cucumber owner. 35 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by hahn(m): 8:29am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Let the hypocrisy begin!  1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Smellymouth: 8:31am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Dear CUCUMBER, WE just wana say sorry for all the stress these girls have brought upon you.. You were created to be just a lovely fruit until these daughters of EVE discovered you.. Our prayers are up for you in all your adventures..GOD be with you Cucumber.. #IStandWithCucumber##  37 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by talktonase(m): 8:34am On Oct 25, 2016 |
14yrs imprisonment shikenan  |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Infomizer(m): 8:35am On Oct 25, 2016 |
talktonase: Go arrest them nao... 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 8:38am On Oct 25, 2016 |
 Hahahhaahahha wat a letter! Maybe next time there's miss radish or miss carrot or miss eggplant The world is full of surprises 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 8:40am On Oct 25, 2016 |
I'm confused. What is everyone chatting about? I am not in the knowing  |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by talktonase(m): 8:42am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Infomizer:The funny thing about this cucumber incident is that,its going to be an avenue for gay rights to be championed in this country. I will sit back and watch how the drama unfolds... |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by SuperSupremo(m): 8:43am On Oct 25, 2016 |
hmmmm,lost of words. The Adventure Of Cucumber!!! 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Infomizer(m): 8:49am On Oct 25, 2016 |
talktonase: If I hear! We're not ready yet. My opinion tho'. |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 8:55am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smellymouth: This man dey craze I swear 4 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Julietcutie(f): 8:56am On Oct 25, 2016 |
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| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by talktonase(m): 8:57am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Infomizer:Just watch and see! It will be one of the laws of ours that may require review as a concession for foreign investors to come into the country... |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 8:57am On Oct 25, 2016 |
nubian999: A beauty queen was caught using cucumber on herself alongside practicing lesbianism with her friends. We are the cucumber activist. Understand? 3 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Young03(m): 8:58am On Oct 25, 2016 |
this reminds me of a girl that died in unn last year because she was using cucumber and it broke inside her pussy |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 9:00am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Papikush: Ewww now I wish I never asked Thank you for your input thou 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 9:03am On Oct 25, 2016 |
nubian999: You are welcome...stay away from cucumber though 3 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Infomizer(m): 9:03am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Young03: Death by cucumbation! Lmsao 4 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Infomizer(m): 9:05am On Oct 25, 2016 |
talktonase:Our hypocrisy will not allow us concede. There's this thing Yorubas call 'Agidi talika'. It means A pauper's stubbornness. |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by RichieDaVinci01(m): 9:14am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Me That Am Afraid to Eat Cucumber These Days  1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Smellymouth: 9:14am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Papikush: Baba na true na.. Those daughters of Jezebel haff spoilt cucumber.. 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 9:15am On Oct 25, 2016 |
May those who violate cucumber and have made me see cucumber differently never go without the wages they have earned!! #istandWithCucumber 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by talktonase(m): 9:16am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Infomizer:The paupers stubbornness as you call it will be subtly maneuvered by the international community.When the got you by the jugular, there is nothing you can do but to concede. |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by nikkypearl(f): 9:17am On Oct 25, 2016 |
What are the health benefits of eating cucumber ?  |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by stanboy28(m): 9:20am On Oct 25, 2016 |
[quote author=Infomizer post=50488668]others will wish they were the cucumber./quote]lol...exactly..konji na bastard |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 9:20am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smellymouth: Bro, I watched that video in a wedding reception while I was about to eat salad. I just dey look the salad with one kin eye like say one girl go don use am chook pussy before they cooked it 6 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Presh900(m): 9:21am On Oct 25, 2016 |
chaaii .. I no fit eat cucumber aqain o..unless i dey dia wen they harvest am 2 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by KingRex1(m): 9:22am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Hahaha! Una no go kill me for this nl . Which one be #istandwithcucumber  2 Likes |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Smellymouth: 9:25am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Papikush: Hahahahaha. I don vow never ever to eat cucumber again.. 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by Nobody: 9:39am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smellymouth: no be all these mumu musicians cause am? Them go dey refer to cucumber for their music videos |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by BuchiPrinzy: 9:40am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Newly made famous, Chidimma has made cucumber a famous fruit. I'll now mitigate how I eat; Carrot, Cucumber, and Banana 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To The Cucumber Girl by BuchiPrinzy: 9:42am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Papikush:soon Cassava will climb to limelight 2 Likes |
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