Similarities between Nigerian girls and Nigerian police – You may call this female bashing post, but that does not stop it’s the bitter truth in its unclothed-ness.
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.
Without wasting time. Now let’s analyze what these people share in common


1. Late Coming Attitude:
If there’s a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the police to come take charge, they will come immediately the robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost driving you out of the eatery or hotel


2. They Are Indecisive:
Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make them let go off you. They same people will later reach an agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and they must have sworn with their lives that only death can separate them. The same ladies will dump your a$$ for a guy the barely know probably because of his financial standings


3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich:
We don’t need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich, they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku


4. They Are Both At Receiving End:

Just we know that our policemen men are always at the receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do the same. So are many ladies too.


5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion:
I guess you might have at a point in time been hara$$ed by policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains on you. Take for example, you drove your pop’s car and policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing flirtatious messages

Source:http://www.mvpconnect.co/2016/11/similarities-between-nigerian-girls-and.html

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Lol.. Nice write up
Innovative

op nice one.. or head is there the police and ladies are on same lane ;Dop nice one.. or head is there the police and ladies are on same lane

Nigerian girls worst pass self

Hmmm true talk. Not only police are like women sef. Fans and crowds too are like women. No matter how much you please them, anytime you make a little mistake which is human, they'll just forget about your past good deeds and blame you as if you did anything for them or gave them anything. They live in the present.

nice write up. so funny but true.

jedaii:
op nice one..
or head is there
the police and ladies are on same lane ;Dop nice one..
or head is there
the police and ladies are on same lane

Poor English.

Lol....tho I am a lady but I 100% concur with u

Bullcrap!

Imagine a girl telling me that if am not ready to spend on a girl then am not ready for relationship, i be like so girls still think guys are dumb? I want to stop dating girls who are looking for guys to chop, i want a girl who is working, a girl who understand am not yet her husband to spend on her, do i look like her father?

Zceesneh:
Imagine a girl telling me that if am not ready to spend on a girl then am not ready for relationship, i be like so girls still think guys are dumb? I want to stop dating girls who are looking for guys to chop, i want a girl who is working, a girl who understand am not yet her husband to spend on her, do i look like her father?

Lol....most see relationships as meal tickets.... When their mates on the island are C.E.Os and M.Ds....Na men propagate that mentality cos of pussy and it has to stop

Doctorfitz:





Lol....most see relationships as meal tickets.... When their mates on the island are C.E.Os and M.Ds....Na men propagate that mentality cos of pussy and it has to stop

i may even be the third guy to give her money that day buh i said she isn't serious, me spend on a girl?

Zceesneh:
i may even be the third guy to give her money that day buh i said she isn't serious, me spend on a girl?

It's okay to spend on a girl But NIIGERIAN GIRLS tag u as a mugu money spender, they believe it's a man's duty to SOLELY spend so it's better u do it to the worthy ones......Believe me when you come across the worthy ones u go know....... No try impress any girl Ooo,just b urself Na so me dey live my life.... ...if Chioma no like u Angela go give u steady and love u

Doctorfitz:




It's okay to spend on a girl But NIIGERIAN GIRLS tag u as a mugu money spender, they believe it's a man's duty to SOLELY spend so it's better u do it to the worthy ones......Believe me when you come across the worthy ones u go know....... No try impress any girl Ooo,just b urself Na so me dey live my life.... ...if Chioma no like u Angela go give u steady and love u

i understand thats one of the reason i won't spend on girls after spending on them they will tell their friends that this guy mumu eh

coolbreezy01:
Similarities between Nigerian girls and Nigerian police – You may call this female bashing post, but that does not stop it’s the bitter truth in its unclothed-ness.
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.
Without wasting time. Now let’s analyze what these people share in common


1. Late Coming Attitude:
If there’s a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the police to come take charge, they will come immediately the robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost driving you out of the eatery or hotel


2. They Are Indecisive:
Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make them let go off you. They same people will later reach an agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and they must have sworn with their lives that only death can separate them. The same ladies will dump your a$$ for a guy the barely know probably because of his financial standings


3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich:
We don’t need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich, they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku


4. They Are Both At Receiving End:

Just we know that our policemen men are always at the receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do the same. So are many ladies too.


5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion:
I guess you might have at a point in time been hara$$ed by policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains on you. Take for example, you drove your pop’s car and policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing flirtatious messages

Source:http://www.mvpconnect.co/2016/11/similarities-between-nigerian-girls-and.html

Cc:lalastimclala,rockta.tion,fara.no,mynd.44.

1. Anyone could be late for an event, call it a date or whatever.

2. They're Indecisive.
Your male counterparts are the worse, you all use and dump women the moment you see a pussy you've not gone into, meanwhile you've promised your gfs heaven and earth.

3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich.
We still don't need T.B Joshua to tell us that both sex love money, op wouldn't mind trading his gf for some financially stable sugar mummy.

4. They're Both At The Receiving End.
I thought you guys are also at the receiving End, else why should you invite a lady to your house when you're not at the receiving end?.

5. They Easily Suspect A Person And Jump To Conclusion.
Same point is applicable to the guys...once they notice there's another guy you're always chatting with they get suspicious with series of accusations.

Mitcheew!.

tee59:
Poor English.

who English help NGO kpeh

Gbagam

ladies and their wahala
worst than police own sef

Benita27:


1. Anyone could be late for an event, call it a date or whatever.

2. They're Indecisive.
Your male counterparts are the worse, you all use and dump women the moment you see a pussy you've not gone into, meanwhile you've promised your gfs heaven and earth.

3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich.
We still don't need T.B Joshua to tell us that both sex love money, op wouldn't mind trading his gf for some financially stable sugar mummy.

4. They're Both At The Receiving End.
I thought you guys are also at the receiving End, else why should you invite a lady to your house when you're not at the receiving end?.

5. They Easily Suspect A Person And Jump To Conclusion.
Same point is applicable to the guys...once they notice there's another guy you're always chatting with they get suspicious with series of accusations.

Mitcheew!.

Yo I neva said all girls do this and some guys are guilty. Yes. But gals are more of the culprit in this situation which I can attest to... And to the sugar mum part. Spoiler I am financially stable for anything and even if am not I see no reason to go for a sugar mum when I can work out there and pick a young chick but girls are more guilty when the pros and cons are being weighed!!!

Sometimes I wonder how in the name of bleep some one will be a gay but when girl chop my guy money eh he started thinking about dating a guy... Me spend my money on girl that have not yet married. Nope no way. My mama wrapper for family house don dey wash small small so I gat to spend on her joor cause for now she is the only female I can run bankrupt for...