MrPresident1:


Ore mi ore mi, hahn hahn how was your day now?

Not bad. Still on the matter

How your side?

hahn:


Not bad. Still on the matter

How your side?

Which matter ehn hahn, which matter Jesus is coming yet you are busy with the inane fleeting affairs of this world, my brother when will you have time to watch na?

My day was fine o, Esau wants to work Israel to death Esau the mean taskmaster

MrPresident1:


Which matter ehn hahn, which matter Jesus is coming yet you are busy with the inane fleeting affairs of this world, my brother when will you have time to watch na?

My day was fine o, Esau wants to work Israel to death Esau the mean taskmaster

I need money to bribe myself into heaven na

hahn:


I need money to bribe myself into heaven na

Nahh, you don't need to bribe anybody to enter heaven, who is telling you that, is it SirWere?

Ma da SirWere lohun jare, na lie im dey lie . The only thing you gats to do to enter heaven is to love your neighbour as yourself jare, shikena. You don't need to profess or adhere to any organised religion. Just be a good guy, abi is that not why you hate religion?

Just be a kind neighbour, opari, even if you don't like heaven you will still first enter there before some pastors and bishops sef.

January 20th!
Jesus would cum

otemanuduno:


Hebrew 10:37
For, "In just a little while, he who is coming will come and will not delay." This is something said by the writer of HEBREW to keep the people focusing on Christianity religion. And that's exactly what Mrpresident1 is doing here and it's okay as well as religion is concerned. Mrpresident1 I'm feeling you. Keep up the good work.

According to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH, Pol did similar thing to keep people worshipping Faulkin(Jesus of the Neanderthal) and this thing is necessary to fulfil divine prophecies until year 2625 and beyond when the people would say it is enough. See what Pol said in those days according to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH.
Karmish 18: 16- 39

16. Now Narro called Pol to himself and said, you know the law, O Pol. For you were before a lawyer yourself before you turned yourself into a fanatic of this religion.
17. Now O Pol, cease from this noise which you make or else I shall set my face upon your religion and wreck it to the ground.
18. And Pol prided himself, saying, the light of God Almighty had said that this religion shall survive for up to two millenniums until the time of enlightenment shall come.
19. And Narro was amazed at Pol, saying, did you say that it shall continue for two millenniums?
20. Why then do you preach, saying, the world shall come to an end very soon? Why do you put the hearts of the people in jeopardy?
21. And you even went about to say that you shall be alive and a trumpet shall sound and you shall be caught up without wings to the sky to meet your god.
22. Is this not a lie?
23. And Pol said, I do not consider religious lies as a lie at all. For if it makes the homos live a good life on earth, then it is not bad.
24. For in telling the homos that the world will be destroyed very soon, they shall live righteously and do good to others.
25. And Narro said, why can you not just say the truth and leave the people to follow it if they wish?
26. For by bringing the fear of a fire into their hearts, it shall even rob them of inner peace for the rest of their lives.
27. And they shall fear whenever they hear the sound of a trumpet, saying, it is time of the end. And rumours of wars which they hear shall also make some of them die already, saying, it is the end of the world.
28. And even when wars are being fought in places far away from them, they shall fear and die in their spirit for fear already.
29. And when diseases and earthquakes strikes as it has ever been happening since time immemorial, they shall run helterskelter in fright, saying, it is the end of the world.
30. And they shall not be able to think clearly from their own head, because of fear.
31. And many of them shall even become mad and they shall not know it. For already we have seen some who said that they shall not wear rings in their hands. And they say that all jewelries are forbidden.
32. And we have heard some who say that they shall tie clothes upon their heads into every place they shall go, because your doctrine did say that there are some angels looking at the hairs of the homofal.
33. And these people smell of great stench and they did not know it, because their perception has been blinded towards the care of the body.
34. And these people forbid even their children to do sports and exercises because you speak against them too.
35. Now O Pol, this is not the type of Roma we want. For we do encourage sports and exercises above even religion because he who does sports shall have no time rioting on behalf of a god.
36. And such one shall not hate, because sports and games bring unity among the people, but religion brings division.
37. Now Pol said, I shall see to this O Great emperor. But I do not know if I shall follow after your sayings.
38. And Narro said, it is a command, or else I shall focus on your religion and fight it with the last drop of my blood.
39. And Pol said, if you fight it and kill it, it shall rise again; for it is a thummim and no homo can stop it.

.....I rest my case.

MrPresident1:


Nahh, you don't need to bribe anybody to enter heaven, who is telling you that, is it SirWere?

Ma da SirWere lohun jare, na lie im dey lie. The only thing you gats to do to enter heaven is to love your neighbour as yourself jare. You don't need to profess or adhere to any organised religion. Just be a good guy, abi is that not why you hate religion?

Just be a kind neighbour, opari, even if you don't like heaven you will still first enter there before some pastors and bishops sef.

what of those that don't believe in Jesus?

Pastafarian:
January 20th!

Jesus would cum

Chairman, read again

Pastafarian:


what of those that don't believe in Jesus?

Nor be those people wen dey shout Jesus Jesus Jesus everyday, no be dem get kingdom of heaven. Na people like Hahn, SirWere, Seun and ko when get good mind, na dem go first enter heaven.

MrPresident1:
Psalm 137:7
Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof.



My brother I did not mention any day na I only said on or before 20th of January 2017

My brother my brother , my very good brother

My brother we are both expecting the coming of Christ in the lofty beautiful clouds of heaven, aren't we?

yes, we are but not on your fake date!

MrPresident1:
Psalm 137:7
Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof.



My brother I did not mention any day na I only said on or before 20th of January 2017

My brother my brother , my very good brother

My brother we are both expecting the coming of Christ in the lofty beautiful clouds of heaven, aren't we?

yes, we are but not on your fake date! .Keep preaching his word and you will learn more about him.

Olu317:
yes, we are but not on your fake date! yes, we are but not on your fake date! .Keep preaching his word and you will learn more about him.

Keep commenting my brother, more and more brethren will see this thread and take adequate steps to remain awake to receive OUR GREAT MASTER!!!

Keep it coming

MrPresident1:


Nahh, you don't need to bribe anybody to enter heaven, who is telling you that, is it SirWere?

Ma da SirWere lohun jare, na lie im dey lie . The only thing you gats to do to enter heaven is to love your neighbour as yourself jare, shikena. You don't need to profess or adhere to any organised religion. Just be a good guy, abi is that not why you hate religion?

Just be a kind neighbour, opari, even if you don't like heaven you will still first enter there before some pastors and bishops sef.

My neighbors no sure

hahn:


My neighbors no sure

Anybody you have d capacity to be of benefit to, that is your neighbour. No be only d people wen una dey live for d same house

MrPresident1:


Nor be those people wen dey shout Jesus Jesus Jesus everyday, no be dem get kingdom of heaven. Na people like Hahn, SirWere, Seun and ko when get good mind, na dem go first enter heaven.

I'm pretty sure Kingebukasblog, Winner01 anas09 Analice107 et al totally disagree with you on this

Pastafarian:


I'm pretty sure Kingebukasblog, Winner01 anas09 Analice107 et al totally disagree with you on this

You missed the gist like you always do

KingEbukasBlog:

You missed the gist like you always do

okay

MrPresident1:


Keep commenting my brother, more and more brethren will see this thread and take adequate steps to remain awake to receive OUR GREAT MASTER!!!

Keep it coming

lol

KingEbukasBlog:


You missed the gist like you always do

Always.

Nairaland Religion Section go sweet after January 20th o... I must not miss the Casting...

MrPresident1:


Anybody you have d capacity to be of benefit to, that is your neighbour. No be only d people wen una dey live for d same house

I already told you before. I won't be caught dead in the same place with your psychopathic deity

Pastafarian:


I'm pretty sure Kingebukasblog, Winner01 anas09 Analice107 et al totally disagree with you on this

Hey HopefulLandlord...
Geeerrraaawwwwt of my mention.

hahn:


I already told you before. I won't be caught dead in the same place with your psychopathic deity

lol

Anas09:
Hey HopefulLandlord... Geeerrraaawwwwt of my mention.

okay

Anas09:

These Demon possessed agents of satan wont keep off my mention.

Gerawwwwwwt

It funny How the Muslim have the Right concept of what Demon is than Christians.... Christians seems not to have a Clue

Deicide:
Nairaland Religion Section go sweet after January 20th o... I must not miss the Casting...

no be today Mr Councillor dey predict and fail o!

him go just give one Pathetic explanation and set another date, rinse, repeat

Deicide:

It funny How the Muslim have the Right concept of what Demon is than Christians.... Christians seems not to have a Clue

Oyeah? Care to.educate me?

Anas09:

Oyeah? Care to.educate me?

No need

Deicide:

No need

I want to hear it too . What's the difference between Demon in Christianity and Islam ?

KingEbukasBlog:


I want to hear it too . What's the difference between Demon in Christianity and Islam ?

In Islam Demon are Refered To as Jins The are beings That higher than human in power but lower than Angels.... Just like humans It is also believed that they are two types of Jins The good ones and the Bad ones But in Christianity Demon = Evil

Even if you study the origin of Demon in Ancient Greek it's also similar to the Muslim concept of it...

hahn:


I already told you before. I won't be caught dead in the same place with your psychopathic deity

Na wa o. Even free pass wey dem don give you, upon all your atrocities you no still wan collect.

Deicide:

In Islam Demon are Refered To as Jins The are beings That higher than human in power but lower than Angels.... Just like humans It is also believed that they are two types of Jins The good ones and the Bad ones But in Christianity Demon = Evil

Even if you study the origin of Demon in Ancient Greek it's also similar to the Muslim concept of it...

Its the same thing with Christianity . Good and Evil Spirit . The Good Spirit is of the Holy Spirit while Evil Spirits or Demons are myrmidons of Satan . Evil jinns or demons in Islam are referred to as the shayātīn and Iblis (Satan ) is their chief . That is the evil spirit or demon is the bad jinn

KingEbukasBlog:


Its the same thing with Christianity . Good and Evil Spirit . The Good Spirit is of the Holy Spirit while Evil Spirits or Demons are myrmidons of Satan . Evil jinns or demons in Islam are referred to as the shayātīn and Iblis (Satan ) is their chief . That is the evil spirit or demon is the bad jinn

There is No such thing as Evil spirit or even Ghost in islam the jinn in islam is very different from the Demon or Good and Evil spirit in Christianity....