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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AvsGot007(m): 1:02pm On Jan 04, 2017
kilokeys:


abuja for example.. lets say u eat two meals for 1k , then move around plus miscellaneous..

too small or too much?


personally i spend up 40k for both o.. buh this year.. i hv resumed my cooking.
wow! you move around and cook for a whole month with just 20k in Abuja!? I think I'm goan relocate
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by manikspears: 1:05pm On Jan 04, 2017
this shows how much Nigerians have been frustrated into loosing their faith in the system and the so called due process

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by aooo(m): 1:18pm On Jan 04, 2017
What's d essence of applying online when we fully know that it still boil down to "who know who"?
I have friends that have being applying online since 2013 after their NYSC and they are still applying but are getting discouraged.

A scenario i ll give is that of Nigerian breweries plc vacancies that was advertised last year, their hope were high. But the outcome dashed their hope. Although there were some irregularities in the test that was conducted (some questions that should have diagrams didn't, the organization of the whole test was poor sha).
I guessed this was what prompted Nigerian breweries to put up a new advert for d same positions within d same year.
Where I am going is friends that applied for the first set of vacancies felt discouraged and didn't apply for d 2nd.


Another point is that most graduates are tried of this country and want to find their square root out of it.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by psalmsjob: 1:38pm On Jan 04, 2017
AssLeeKar:
Nobody wants to give a fúçk agæn but the young fool above me does nt know he too can become Nigerian president if only he stops asslicking grand pa(s) like Turaki Adamawa for just d little kobo(s) he collects as his 2019 chief choir master.

We can't all become president at the same time! Sometimes when you find someone that shares your vision like I found mine in Buhari you support him or better still the vision with all you've got. Everybody that has been a President sometitimes ago or even now supported someone else sometime ago.

Besides how are you sure he is a "youth" and not Atiku himself or his children or family members?

Open your mind and broaden your horizons!
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by wayaa007(m): 2:06pm On Jan 04, 2017
DropShot:

They youths of today are generally lazy. They only have the time to moan online.

Moaners and wailing zombies have forgotten they need to look for job as they use their day and night to wail.



Read the emboldened:



Correct yourself first!
Oga read your statement and correct yourself. That there was an increase in job vacancies do not mean that the vacancies matched applicants skills or that the salary was worth working for.
You are in fact the lazy one, because you don't take your time to read and think before you type!!!

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by enemmo(f): 2:07pm On Jan 04, 2017
Why not?Since I joined Jobberman is 2013,no single interview. Why continue wasting time?I eventually lost my Job in 2016 and I'm currently learning a trade. I'm done with Online Job applications.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by pchukwudi: 2:12pm On Jan 04, 2017
Before you jump into conclusions and start the stale blame game, you should have first asked a few pertinent questions.

1. From where was the data derived? Jobberman's platform alone? All recruitment portals and platforms that serve the country? Could it be that the data is suggesting that Jobberman is losing it's market share? Could it be that this is not necessarily a nationwide decline in applications across the board?

2. What is the statistical position of the announced vacancies in the same period? Could the decline in applications be a direct outcome of general decline in job offers?

Blaming the collective for the irresponsibility and ineptitude of the government is pathetic, and that's putting it nicely.

DropShot:
They youths of today are generally lazy. They only have the time to moan online.

Moaners and wailing zombies have forgotten they need to look for job as they use their day and night to wail.



Read the emboldened:


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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by DropShot: 2:14pm On Jan 04, 2017
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wayaa007:


Correct yourself first!
Oga read your statement and correct yourself. That there was an increase in job vacancies do not mean that the vacancies matched applicants skills or that the salary was worth working for.
You are in fact the lazy one, because you don't take your time to read and think before you type!!!
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Nothing to correct in an obvious typo error.

Are you employed? If not, go apply online before you join issues with someone who is clearly not on the same level as you.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by DropShot: 2:18pm On Jan 04, 2017
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pchukwudi:
Before you jump into conclusions and start the stale blame game, you should have first asked a few pertinent questions.

1. From where was the data derived? Jobberman's platform alone? All recruitment portals and platforms that serve the country? Could it be that the data is suggesting that Jobberman is losing it's market share? Could it be that this is not necessarily a nationwide decline in applications across the board?

2. What is the statistical position of the announced vacancies in the same period? Could the decline in applications be a direct outcome of general decline in job offers?

Blaming the collective for the irresponsibility and ineptitude of the government is pathetic, and that's putting it nicely.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by Horlawale1(m): 2:39pm On Jan 04, 2017
Am part of them

Hustling pays....

Owo kosso lo sure ju undecided undecided lipsrsealed
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by Ugosample(m): 3:17pm On Jan 04, 2017
kilokeys:
FOUR STAGES INTERVIEW













SALARY 40K

transport and feeding = 20k

u are left with 20k.

20k divided by 160 hrs of work put in monthly

125 naira per hour


if u are a beggar on the streets of lagos.. u will make more than 125 naira in an hour. and gain experience in verbal communication and power of convincing that might epp u become a good salesman in future


See analysis o .
Nice one
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by whirlwind7(m): 3:37pm On Jan 04, 2017
AssLeeKar:
Nobody wants to give a fúçk agæn but the young fool above me does nt know he too can become Nigerian president if only he stops asslicking grand pa(s) like Turaki Adamawa for just d little kobo(s) he collects as his 2019 chief choir master.

As in, I'm totally fed up with how that m0ron always shouts Atiku on every thread.
Our people deserve the type of leaders they get. Even the old and almost crippled grandpas that refused to give up power keep insisting that the youths aren't ready to take leadership positions yet. That unfortunate fellow is exactly the reason why they view the youths that way.
Shame of a lost generation.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by ephi123(f): 4:09pm On Jan 04, 2017
wayaa007:


Correct yourself first!
Oga read your statement and correct yourself. That there was an increase in job vacancies do not mean that the vacancies matched applicants skills or that the salary was worth working for.
You are in fact the lazy one, because you don't take your time to read and think before you type!!!

Are you minding him? How won't he have the mouth to be saying Nigerian youths are lazy when all some of them need to do to collect some peanuts is defend every and any Buhari post online. Dropshot, Nigerians are NOT lazy. Next time speak yourself provided you still meet the criteria to be considered a youth.
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by LordHiffy(m): 4:26pm On Jan 04, 2017
[quote author=kilokeys post=52521239]FOUR STAGES INTERVIEW



SALARY 40K

transport and feeding = 20k

u are left with 20k.

Lol. I can't laugh. It depends on the distance from ur house to ur office tho. Say kuje to berger dats around 700naira (including bike fare) daily. Let's say 2meal a day ie 400naira in a local restaurant. That's 1100 per day X 30 days equals 33000.
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by DropShot: 5:29pm On Jan 04, 2017
ephi123:


Are you minding him? How won't he have the mouth to be saying Nigerian youths are lazy when all some of them need to do to collect some peanuts is defend every and any Buhari post online. Dropshot, Nigerians are NOT lazy. Next time speak yourself provided you still meet the criteria to be considered a youth.
Lazy thing always assuming anyone who doesn't agree with their senseless wailing is paid peanuts.

Childish reasoning of pained and embittered loser!
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by ephi123(f): 5:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
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DropShot:

Lazy thing always assuming anyone who doesn't agree with their senseless wailing is paid peanuts.

Childish reasoning of pained and embittered loser!
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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by DropShot: 5:36pm On Jan 04, 2017
ephi123:
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Pained sore loser!
grin
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by ephi123(f): 5:38pm On Jan 04, 2017
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DropShot:

Pained sore loser!
grin
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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 5:57pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:


We can't all become president at the same time! Sometimes when you find someone that shares your vision like I found mine in Buhari you support him or better still the vision with all you've got. Everybody that has been a President sometitimes ago or even now supported someone else sometime ago.

Besides how are you sure he is a "youth" and not Atiku himself or his children or family members?

Open your mind and broaden your horizons!
okay oga, how can a common citizen like who has good business plan access soft loan directly from buhari no matter how small it is. You self can assist. Or a federal job or PMB assLiking job. I am serious.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by psalmsjob: 6:15pm On Jan 04, 2017
AssLeeKar:
okay oga, how can a common citizen like who has good business plan access soft loan directly from buhari no matter how small it is. You self can assist.
On a serious note, personally, it depends on what you business is about, and be specific about how much you want.

But to get "soft loan directly from Buhari" as you put it is to key into some of the social programs that his government has and is introducing;

They have employed police men recently; how far with you?

They have and still recruiting on the N-power program; how far with you?

They did Aso Villa Day program for you to present business idea for funding; how far with you?

They are about to start giving at all at all 5k asin the no matter how small thing you mentioned; no let it pass you o.

Shine your eyes and clear your ears for anything that comes up no join wailers dey wai and hate while things dey happen dey gogrin
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 04, 2017
who was counting it?
It might be automated but I doubt jobberman can build a website like Google analytics

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:
On a serious note, personally, it depends on what you business is about, and be specific about how much you want.

But to get "soft loan directly from Buhari" as you put it is to key into some of the social programs that his government has and is introducing;

They have employed police men recently; how far with you?

They have and still recruiting on the N-power program; how far with you?

They did Aso Villa Day program for you to present business idea for funding; how far with you?

They are about to start giving at all at all 5k asin the no matter how small thing you mentioned; no let it pass you o.

Shine your eyes and clear your ears for anything that comes up no join wailers dey wai and hate while things dey happen dey gogrin
okay oga i'l explain. D police job, my just did nt come out even as am over qualified and in the age bracket of the asp sef. D npower stuff my name to did nt come out any unconected people like me.
So the soft loan am looking for is 300k to put small audio and video recording/editing studio. I'l b grateful if i can achivd dat from buhari or his online boys. Infact i wil b d first to bring him back to aso vila no mater what it takes. Pls i need a 300k soft loan.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by psalmsjob: 7:15pm On Jan 04, 2017
AssLeeKar:

okay oga i'l explain. D police job, my just did nt come out even as am over qualified and in the age bracket of the asp sef. D npower stuff my name to did nt come out wit al expirence in ICT stil no show for me. I do free lance conduit/trunking/surface wiring still no contract for the unconected people like me.
So the soft loan am looking for is 300k to put small audio and video recording/editing studio. I'l b grateful if i can achivd dat from buhari or his online boys. Infact i wil b d first to bring him back to aso vila no mater what it takes. Pls i need a 300k soft loan.

Attitude is the propeller to everything really! That's probably why you keep missing everything you've applied for thus far!

Change your attitude and it begins with this signature you input on nairaland then people might begin to take you seriously.

#ChangeBeginsWithYou applies here more than anything

Besides 300k is not small money anywhere in any currency.

I'm sure you can find an established studio looking for extra hand to begin from there!

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 8:37pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:


Attitude is the propeller to everything really! That's probably why you keep missing everything you've applied for thus far!

Change your attitude and it begins with this signature you input on nairaland then people might begin to take you seriously.

#ChangeBeginsWithYou applies here more than anything

Besides 300k is not small money anywhere in any currency.

I'm sure you can find an established studio looking for extra hand to begin from there!
i forgot to mention i have 65% equipment on ground now. I work part time for other sound lab bt d take ome nt cool. D 300k now wil go a long for finishing so bro if u cn network me to asslicking mr pmb for a pay or loan, i'll pay back in 3 months.
As for my sig, i cant change it for even for a golden ass. Live it like that, everyone has a price.
As for me failing to hit the federal job? Ah dont fail to forget they rigged me out just like pmbs previou election. Am nt giving up man. So as for the 300k? Its a chicken change to ur likes and cant even buy your cigar or weed. Bro link me secure loan, i'l pay back in 3monts from aso and i wil make you known all over the world and publish +ve audiovisual content of pmb and his gang, everybody wil see. I am not joking.
As for people not taking me serious? I have never requested or renderd any form of assistance here NL But i constantly checkmate fraud, scam job etc and bash fools who stole our common wealth just like turaki and mr pmb ur boss. But i had a change of mind when you quoted me like a sensible person. So now i want u to absorbe me into the system or assist me get the loan like from now till month end.
But when noting comes out of this conversation and i get this cash elsewhere, i swear PMB will never ever in this life taste that palace again.

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by CyberStalking: 9:44pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:
On a serious note, i am a fool. Buhari is a fool. I personally, is a very poor Ediot.
5k can feed my family plus ancestors.
My mental mother is the wailers

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by CyberStalking: 9:50pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:
a poor man with poverty mentality calling people wailers all because buhari is feeding you from the dustbin of life. Go get a life man

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by psalmsjob: 11:19pm On Jan 04, 2017
CyberStalking:
Why are you so afraid to own your own words the cowardice that runs in your own wailer blood is more than that of a puppy. Man up sissy boy. Stalkers a by nature introverts so a CyberStalking coward is twice a introvert that's possibly a slowpoke in the mould of FFK or GEJ. I have appropriately responded to the hungry guy you are misquoting me from so share notes with him or go lick some ass with himgrin Girlish-boy
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 12:18am On Jan 05, 2017
psalmsjob:


Thats exactly what ass licking can do to someone's braingrin maybe you should lick your own ass for a change it could be the antidote for your cluelessness.grin

It's useless to put a gold ring on a pig they say but you just proved it again. Did you for one seconds think you fooled me with your pretense? Those drama you put up can work on your fellow clueless and daft brothers but as for me I smell your rottenness a 4G miles away.

Since you couldn't do anything to stop Buhari from getting there in the first instance is it a dysentery ass that you just licked that makes you believe you could stop him from being there again?

Even your drunkard in otuoke knows better than most of you wailing for him and GEJ's cluelessness is legendary, so how clueless can you be then?

For your information President Buhari is now a phenomenon, that is; he doesn't have to be there personally for him to be there if your brain can comprehend that anyone with his ideology will always be there now! No more room for clueless people and wailers in ASO Rock ever again mark that on the next ass you lick ass-licker so you won't forgetgrin

#SaiBaba till you receive sensegrin
Femi so this is you. thank God you now know i put up the show for you. GEJ wil continue to be ur problem. What is it? Worthless life, u are more educated than him yet he lords over you wit just 2 credits in ssce slave mentality wount take u any where. Femi just wait and see he wil never enter dat palace. Come out from there you shall get to any height in the world. Dont you want to be in the spot light? Don't be under illitrate mans shadow. You can make. How long would u let them wash ur brain? Be wise. I know its all about ur pay cheque but u have to open ur eyes to see the biger pix. Let me know when u truely understand. U re sensible. Wish you the best. Goodluck...

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Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by wayaa007(m): 2:05am On Jan 05, 2017
DropShot:
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Nothing to correct in an obvious typo error.

Are you employed? If not, go apply online before you join issues with someone who is clearly not on the same level as you.
looking at your profile one can easily conclude, you are not on my level, you are miles below my level!!!
Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by psalmsjob: 6:15am On Jan 05, 2017
AssLeeKar:
Femi so this is you. thank God you now know i put up the show for you. GEJ wil continue to be ur problem. What is it? Worthless life, u are more educated than him yet he lords over you wit just 2 credits in ssce slave mentality wount take u any where. Femi just wait and see he wil never enter dat palace. Come out from there you shall get to any height in the world. Dont you want to be in the spot light? Don't be under illitrate mans shadow. You can make. How long would u let them wash ur brain? Be wise. I know its all about ur pay cheque but u have to open ur eyes to see the biger pix. Let me know when u truely understand. U re sensible. Wish you the best. Goodluck...
With the way you started your comment I was expecting you to honourably introduce yourself at the end of it all.

Please do introduce yourself and your talk will have more meaning.

If you think I'm being brain washed by Buhari and GEJ is my problem then reverse also is your case; don't you think you're being brain washed by GEJ and Buhari is your problem?grin

I'm waiting for your reply.

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