I was seated in a bus, heading to my place of work early this morning around 5:50am, and beside me was this cool and gentle woman. Then suddenly the Lord's Chosen members appeared on the road like a bat from hell, singing with their green apron tied around their necks, all because of a moving traffic.The aforementioned woman beside me started raining curses on them and the founder Pastor Muoka. I just couldnt hold my peace to hear such heavy words early in the morning, so i asked what the problem was. Then she started: "This man killed my husband. Thieves came to our house on a fateful night, took a lot of money and were about going when my husband held on to one of them and refused to leave him. The rest of the thieves threatened to shoot him if he fail to leave the other guy, but my husband insisted that the God of chosen will save him, showed them the green apron around his neck and boasted that, that was his bullet proof, that no bullet would enter. I scolded him to let them go with the money, that his life is more important to me, but he wouldnt listen. Gboooaaa was the next sound i heard, my husband flew away with just a bullet fired at him. He was on the floor with a pool of blood as if a cow was slaughtered. That was the end for my husband. It was aftermath i got to know that my husband used our proposed house rent savings of 350 thousand naira to sow a seed at Lord's chosen. As if that wasnt enough, my first born used the school fees we gave him to sow a seed at the same church. Now my son dropped out of LASU, and i now stay with my auntie, courtesy of the house rent i failed to pay. I repeat, e no go better for that man, as tears cascade through her cheeks"

After the woman said all these, bursting into a long lasting laughter wouldnt be a bad choice, but then i realized this woman said what really pained her, so i just had to comfort her.

Let nobody fool you!!! Know the God u believe, and not the God others believe. Good Morning to you all.

Another foolish thread.

This shouldn't be about the Lords chosen but about the degrading path our churches have turn into. Yes, you are right but almost all churches do same. The sell handkerchief and water in bottles and deceive you to believe that God exists in them.

Our God is an invisible God. You can't liken him to an apron or a handkerchief or holy water. We worship him in spirit and in truth.

Like I said earlier, your thread is stupid because you just picked on the Lords chosen when even your church may be doing same.

Shalom

izzou:
Another foolish thread.

This shouldn't be about the Lords chosen but about the degrading path our churches have turn into. Yes, you are right but almost all churches do same. The sell handkerchief and water in bottles and deceive you to believe that God exists in them.

Our God is an invisible God. You can't liken him to an apron or a handkerchief or holy water. We worship him in spirit and in truth.

Like I said earlier, your thread is stupid because you just picked on the Lords chosen when even your church may be doing same.

Shalom

Do u serioisly attend Lord Chosen?

izzou:
Another foolish thread.

This shouldn't be about the Lords chosen but about the degrading path our churches have turn into. Yes, you are right but almost all churches do same. The sell handkerchief and water in bottles and deceive you to believe that God exists in them.

Our God is an invisible God. You can't liken him to an apron or a handkerchief or holy water. We worship him in spirit and in truth.

Like I said earlier, your thread is stupid because you just picked on the Lords chosen when even your church may be doing same.

Shalom

Do u serioisly attend Lord Chosen?

I love Dunamis Church because they dont do like other churches when it comes to Money. Some churches book for deliverance, book for seats and too much love money, but its not so there. Just take a visit there at Area 1, Garki Abuja, and u will confirm it

This story is more hilarious than the average joke in the 'jokes' section.