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| Is God On The Internet? by sokul: 9:53pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
Does God monitor the activities that take place on the internet each day? What we post: comments, pictures, videos, topics we create on forums, topics we follow etc? Discuss
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| Re: Is God On The Internet? by MutantMetahuman: 9:55pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
Yes That's why if you type amen and believe hard enough He/she/it will suck your dick. 6 Likes |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by biafranbaby(m): 10:01pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
doG is everywhere |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
You mean to say all the "God is viewing this, type amen" posts and "Type amen to cure this baby" ISN'T enough proof??  How shocking  |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by sokul: 10:46pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44 |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by Nobody: 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
I'm pretty sure He's got a group of angels monitoring everything you do on the internet. We all know you're that important. |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by ScepticalPyrrho: 10:58pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
Of all the billions of planets in the universe... God just happens to care about what I type on this forum. Even though I'm spotless in the galaxy. I feel so special... I guess he is concerned with where I shit daily... 1 Like |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by obinna58(m): 12:48am On Apr 08, 2017 |
So God can fu¢k with only thought Wow |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by excadz(m): 2:03am On Apr 08, 2017 |
If there was a god it might as well be the government, google, facebook or any other data collecting entity that is collecting info on everything we do and everywhere we go on the internet. Governments collect data for national and personal security. Google and facebook collects data to make money from advertisers or anyone else interested in the things we do. |
| Re: Is God On The Internet? by lepasharon(f): 5:41am On Jul 23, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: He is all-seeing and all- knowing remember? |
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