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Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 09, 2017
You have seen her yansh ginish please no shame in telling her STRAIGHT UP

Bae ur kitty stinks like DEAD FISH .. TRUST ME she either cry act embarrassed and fixes uo .. NO lady wants to hear that
But as uour bae you owe ut to her . Also maybe sign of an infection UTI, TRUSH which can be sorted with antibiotics ( not sexually transmitted these happen when there is poor hygiene or you use soap to wash down below smiley

If she reacts and starts getting mouthy .. you know what to do . Make it swift

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Re: everyone deserves to be happy by enshi(m): 4:31pm On Apr 09, 2017
Alondrah:
This is so simple. In cases like this you use the FEAR technique. ***start with ***

Guy: Sweetheart have you been feeling sick lately?

Lady: No.. Any problem?

Guy: I think we may need to see a gynaecologist .

Lady: (scared now) What's the problem?

Guy: You might be suffering from an infection.?

Lady: You are scaring me, what's happening?

Guy: Sweetie it's nothing serious, just that I notice an unpleasant smell from our cherry anytime we make love. I know you are a clean lady so it gives me lots of concern.

Lady: (silent)

Guy: Don't worry honey... We will deal with it ( hugs her)


You don't hit all nails on the head in relationships. smiley

Ur guy really tried... I hope you took correction from then... Wow
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by SmellingAnus(m): 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2017
optional1:



what more does op want

You said it hall.
yea honey... kiss
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:33pm On Apr 09, 2017
enshi:


Ur guy really tried... I hope you took correction from then... Wow
If i see a guy who will correct me that way, I will worship him. Your wrong assertion is offensive tho smiley
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by MJBOLT: 4:34pm On Apr 09, 2017
tell her that her republic smells like rotten fishgrin simple and straight

DrSad:
hello nairalanders, a friend of mine just asked me how he's gonna tell his girlfriend that her private part has an offensive odour... he asked me how was he supposed to tell her without getting into a quarrel but after so much thinking, I couldn't come up with anything.... so please anyone with a good idea should please share.... thanks
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by tosyne2much(m): 4:36pm On Apr 09, 2017
Such a thing is not easy to say sha
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by YOUNGELDER1(m): 4:38pm On Apr 09, 2017
Chuknovski:
smelly pussy is horrible just tell her, your Toto dey smell, let her get medicine period or severe from her


lol na real your Toto dey smell .
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:39pm On Apr 09, 2017
tosyne2much:
Hahaha lmao cheesy cheesy cheesy
Baba abi you go soon pick pen?

How your side, Egbon
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by tosyne2much(m): 4:41pm On Apr 09, 2017
TheSlyone2:

Baba abi you go soon pick pen?


How your side, Egbon
I no pick pen jawe... I just dey look as una dey rock the babes for this section cheesy
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:42pm On Apr 09, 2017
Bumbae1:
You have seen her yansh ginish please no shame in telling her STRAIGHT UP

Bae ur kitty stinks like DEAD FISH .. TRUST ME she either cry act embarrassed and fixes uo .. NO lady wants to hear that
But as uour bae you owe ut to her . Also maybe sign of an infection UTI, TRUSH which can be sorted with antibiotics ( not sexually transmitted these happen when there is poor hygiene or you use soap to wash down below smiley

If she reacts and starts getting mouthy .. you know what to do . Make it swift

Sorry Bum queen, what do you use in washing down below?
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:43pm On Apr 09, 2017
TheSlyone2:

Sorry Bum queen, what do you use in washing down below?
Femfresh or just water
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Sheenor: 4:48pm On Apr 09, 2017
As her bf, if you didn't tell her who will? Let her know, tell her point blank that her honey pot stink and you don't like. She need to see a doctor..
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:49pm On Apr 09, 2017
Bumbae1:
Femfresh or just water
Okies...
But you sha need to dip your hands inside the container to wash...
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:50pm On Apr 09, 2017
tosyne2much:
I no pick pen jawe... I just dey look as una dey rock the babes for this section cheesy
Boss, me I dey your back o
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Chiquitq(f): 5:00pm On Apr 09, 2017
Baby, there's a bad smell down there. We need to see a pharmacist b4 it gets worse. FLUZON is d answer.
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by enshi(m): 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2017
Alondrah:
If i see a guy who will correct me that way, I will worship him. Your wrong assertion is offensive tho smiley

I am deeply sorry... Only wanted to be Naughty... But ur reply.... Mature!!
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by FitnessDoctor: 5:10pm On Apr 09, 2017
DrSad:
hello nairalanders, a friend of mine just asked me how he's gonna tell his girlfriend that her private part has an offensive odour... he asked me how was he supposed to tell her without getting into a quarrel but after so much thinking, I couldn't come up with anything.... so please anyone with a good idea should please share.... thanks

Tell him to finger her and then take the finger straight to her nose and tell her to sniff it that this is how good she smells..

If she knows it smells bad she will pretend it doesn't, but she will not feel embarrassed because you coded the words...

(saw this advise somewhere on nairaland)..

Stay Healthy, Stay Wisee
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2017
during pre intimacy finger her, den gradually slip that finger towards her nose. if u ask bou d smell den tell her
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 7:12pm On Apr 09, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin grin grin



Hahahaha...i cant imagine how these girls have a rotten fish in their tank but still they stylishly ignored it grin
Thet have rotten Nunu grin
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by naxman(m): 7:28pm On Apr 09, 2017
my experience...
the first time l noticed that in a girl... I run without looking back uptil date the girl is still begin me to tell her the offence she comit... the second one though l realy love the girl and l don't want to loose her... at first there was noting like private part odour but after one yr that was wen l noticed that.... I called her babe keeping this in mind will not solve this problem... this odour l don't like please take ur bath atleast 3times a day and avoid wearing things that will cause heat in your private part.... the next time l visited the website... it was good n lovly...



I think op use this method...it work for me like ekpa-ijebu
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by 3rdlegxxx(m): 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2017
Bumbae1:
You have seen her yansh ginish please no shame in telling her STRAIGHT UP

Bae ur kitty stinks like DEAD FISH .. TRUST ME she either cry act embarrassed and fixes uo .. NO lady wants to hear that
But as uour bae you owe ut to her . Also maybe sign of an infection UTI, TRUSH which can be sorted with antibiotics ( not sexually transmitted these happen when there is poor hygiene or you use soap to wash down below smiley

If she reacts and starts getting mouthy .. you know what to do . Make it swift


Well said, learnt a thing here... u spoke from experience and that's cool n well laid out..
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 8:58pm On Apr 09, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
♤Tell her

♤ you like the smell down there
Thats mean!!!
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by DrSad(m): 9:08pm On Apr 09, 2017
naxman:
my experience...
the first time l noticed that in a girl... I run without looking back uptil date the girl is still begin me to tell her the offence she comit... the second one though l realy love the girl and l don't want to loose her... at first there was noting like private part odour but after one yr that was wen l noticed that.... I called her babe keeping this in mind will not solve this problem... this odour l don't like please take ur bath atleast 3times a day and avoid wearing things that will cause heat in your private part.... the next time l visited the website... it was good n lovly...



I think op use this method...it work for me like ekpa-ijebu
thanks bro....I think that could work
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by QueenSuccubus(f): 12:29am On Apr 10, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:

Thet have rotten Nunu grin



grin grin

Exactly... grin grin
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by beezyblaze(m): 12:47am On Apr 10, 2017
dingbang:
Well I told mine after we broke up dat it was d reason for d break up and I am pretty sure she will do Smth about it before going into another relationship unless she has sworn not to take care of her body

Is she a yoruba girl??

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