Me too

eezeribe:
Never had one and would never have one.

FUTO Alumni?

Mavelshee:
Had one that masturbates* at midnight in the dark in the midst of 6 other guys all lieing on the floor.....am not sure if anyother roomie knows.....i hated that queefy sound and the manly smell afterwards.....#he is a cool dude tho

I nicknamed him URCHIANO.
We both are great cooks. We minded our tyns. Though I don't see it bad but this guy can straf.
He's always exhausting my CDs (Ngwa Aha).

He then cums air.

"The tighter, the sweeter"

ibroh22:
Mine was stingy (Doesn't want to contribute money for cooking),self centred,lazy and sometimes bed wet.
If I have the chance to come back to this world again, I swear I no go have roommate....damn!!

wait oh, you mean...

emotions1:
What does agriculture has to do with beans water...??

i can see ure too neive to know beans z an Angrcultural produce

gustav25:
Are you a graduate ?

y da stupid question

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

Urgh!

You're a dirty B1tch with no soul.
And yes, you should be ashamed of yourself..

I can't phantom what seems to amuse you in this your revolting epistle

Shior!

Addicted2Women:

This my roommate na commissioner of chicken choking

This dude loves to choke his chicken every minute even in the classroom or church

He can use palm oil, engine oil, okra soup

Whats his handle? @ADDICTED2CHICKEN?

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drey69:
FUTO Alumni?

No

lonelydora:


I was in room 208 and then 314.

U sabi coachy or Lewandowsky?

redcliff:


First rule of chyking babes online.. even if they are fine. Never tell it to them. They would never take you serious because there is no difference between you and the other guys they dont like who tells them the same godamn thing!

Dude its just an honest compliment....no chyke intended



P.s. not trying never gets you the girl....i unds. wer u going tho

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

You're really mean mehn!
Nawao

My roommate in 100lvl was synonymous to a pig, as in, he can wear a pair of trousers a whole semester without washing, then dumps it and gets a new one.
Whenever he fvcks one of his numerous 'local' girlfriends, the guy go leave rubber with akamu inside for floor, commot with im babe till night or the following day.

He doesn't care if you're sleeping or studying, he'll just be blasting music to the loudest. I once broke his flash drive because of that .
He once told a fellow student who is my sworn enemy in that lodge that he was basically feeding me (I was cash-less and was expecting something from my folks)

But the guy is funny, he is generous and very understanding.
...and yes, he can drink for Africa sha. If you buy him a bottle of Hero beer, he will reward you with x4 of the cash u used in buying that drink.

There's no such thing as the perfect roommate because me self dey F up some times.

#TeqmLivingAlone

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Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

I am not surprised, bc d name sounds horrible. My Igbo brothers will understand better

ummeey:
1st roommate was unfriendly, always frowning, making me uncomfortable cos I always felt like I offended her, she could go days without talking to me, her weaves was always in our food. I packed out later.
2nd roommate, she was cool but lazy and dirty. That was manageable until she used cult guys to chase me out with threats. Did suspect her until later, God saved me.

3rd roommate was my childhood friend, we were cool until she fell in love and needed space just in case the guy visits, she had to lie to me that the landlady said she wanted just one person In the room. Before I resumed she had already packed my stuffs in one corner, changed the lock too.

4th roommate, she was nice, very accommodating and neat but never sleeps at home. Always with her boyfriend, leaving me alone in the room until one day scorpion stung me at night and she wasn't there to help me. She destroyed my relationship then, frustrated me and all that. But it's all past. I will never live with anyone again. Am serving now and I live alone.

sorry. But seriously living with a stranger is just impossible.

beardlessdude:
sorry. But seriously living with a stranger is just impossible.

Funny enough they were not strangers o. The first two were my secondary school mates, the other was my childhood friend. What I learnt is 'you won't know someone until you start living with them' and 'people change with time'. By the way, are you really beardless?

ummeey:
Funny enough they were not strangers o. The first two were my secondary school mates, the other was my childhood friend. What I learnt is 'you won't know someone until you start living with them' and 'people change with time'. y the way, are you really beardless?

1 strand of hair no dey my face. Walahi. Its killing me

Heaven knows I cant share a room with someone. Tarh.
I like my space

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rhymesnoni:

i can see ure too neive to know beans z an Angrcultural produce

bros its naive not neive.
Agricultural not Angrcultural...

Baba u don't know what u are saying.
I don't want to argue with you.

Nice thread.

I don't know why but I never had any bad roommate. They all touched my life in so many ways.

Still keep in contact with many of them.

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

chai U Don Kill Me!

emmabest2000:
A guy asked a girl in the library , Do you mind if I sit beside you ?
The girl replied with a loud voice ... I don't want to spend the night with you .
All the students in the library started laughing and staring at the guy ,
He was very embarrassed but controlled himself and went to another chair .

After few minutes , the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him .... I STUDY PSYCHOLOGY and I know what a man is thinking .Let me quess , you were embarrassed right ? Huh....

The guy responded with a louder voice .... Ten thousand naira for one night ? that's too much .
And all students in the library looked at the girl in shocked....
The guy leaned over to the girl and whispered .... I STUDY MANAGEMENT and I know how to screw people like you . Huh ....

mehn This One Rock