I would become a true believer, and start worshipping God with 100% devotion, and also volunteer for counselling services.

What would you do if, you are so hungry, and you decided to cook, but the food gets burnt totally?

kazey rocks my world. U make me laugh.

drink water or cook another.

wat will you do if, you ate shit $h!T without knowing.

I will induce vomiting and take medication.

What will you do if you are kidnapped?

enjoy the experience,and i hope they have a damsel among the kidnappers.

What would u do,if u knew you had only 24 hours to live

ah simple, i will happy that I'm leaving this world of agony.


what will you do if you just discover that your certificate is fake?

I will apply to start school again.Thank God, there is no jamb here. What would you do, if someone attacked you?

I would go and wash my face to make sure i am not dreaming.

what would you do if you win a million dollars?

oh baby!! I am rich, shop, invest and save.

What will you do if all you had to live on is 1000 dollars (13,000 naira or so) for the next 3 months?

i am sure u meant $100, not $1000.
if am in nigeria, i will buy and sell recharge cards. in the us, i will apply for federal aid.

What will you do if you had 5 mins to talk with Bush and Blair

Hum . I would walk back home, because i dont find them that important. Besides i got nothing to tell them.

What would you do if you discover your parents adopted you?

i would jump up for joy,cos a lot of other kids didnt get adopted.who knows bill gates could be my real dad.
what would u do if no lady wanted to go out with u?

i will be the world's happiest girl. How would i be happy that a girl want to go out with me.

what will you do if you were told someone would slice you tommorrow.

I will get prepared for him/her

What will you do if you are to ungergo surgery?

pray and surender.

What will you do if, i as a girl spat on you in front of your friends?

On my very face? i will forgive her and believe is one of those things ladies do.

What will you do if your husband divorced you?

Sign the paper and carry my kids. If he is divorcing me something must be going wrong and divorce would be the only solution anyways.

What would do if, your kids called you a fool at church, they were sharing a testimony and they cursed you on stage.?

Why this kind of question. My children won't be wayward anyway. If any one does that to me i will hand him over to God.

What will you do if people comfirmed you are "Atutupoyoyo"?

Always wear make up.


what will you do if, when you are married, j-lo asked for your hand in marriage?

You mean Jennifer Marc anthony? no way she can't give me marrital ill luck. I and my wife 4ever, no divorce.

What will you do if you suddenly become possessed of demons?

lol.. oh Jesus.. Run to pastor.

What will you do if, you were to go on a vacation in the bahama? On a private Island? but for you to go there, you muct bring a human head.

Buy a head at jankara market.
What would you do if you noticed the guy in front of you forgot to pull his zipper up?

Oh Jesus.. I must take pictures with my phone. And then i will tell him to zip up. But memories will still be with me.

What will you od if a girl come out of the rest room with blood stain on her skirt/pants, and you realised you the only one that has seen it?

pretend i didnt see it of course.

i am actually feeling pregnant..i just finished a plate of noodles.
Anyways if i see that I am pregnant now, i will be happy..cos Oh my gosh.. I am My generation virgin mary. my name will be changed with immediate effect to MAry. And then God can answer the rest.. who will his next son be, After Jesus.. Maybe.. ermm, Only God knows his name.

What will you do if you as a guy got pregnant?

I will call the CNN,BBC and the Guiness book of records.Then I will sign a deal with a producer to make a film called :The guy who became a mum.
What would you do if you found a gorrila in your bed

pet him.

What will you do if so many snakes are comming out of your @$$, non-stop?

Tell them to take their time,and get a webcam to record it.
What would you do if you were in front of a crowd,and in trying to sneeze, you end up farting loudly?

Ohh how sweet. I will be , and there's nothing i can do.

What will you do if, you called the girl you like asshole, while not knowing she was behind you?

Man, swear you meant her worst enemy, not her!
What would you do if you disovered a treasure worth a million dollars? Turn it in to the police or what?

I meant her dude.

And uhmm if i saw that treasure, I am sorry police...but yo, I am rich!

What will you do ifYour computer doesn't work for 4 days?

sell it on ebay,and come borrow yours.I will get a life, i think.
What will you do,if your computer crashes before you can reply me.Seems like we are the only two people alive here

* I know, seems like we r the oly two*.

Anyways If my computer crashes, my life will be a lil bit weird, although i will get on my cell phone, which is always slowed down by sites with many stuffs on them.

what will you do if you misplaced your cell phone?? As for me I will kill people...lol (I must get it back, by all means or else CNN go no say person loose phone). Answer teh question.