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WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by CallofDuty(m): 12:55pm On May 18, 2017
Job seekers and graduates for 9ja don suffer grin grin grin grin grin
Abeg make una help me reason this GE Nigeria EID Graduate Internship matter.

Qualifications/Requirements
Candidate
Must be enrolled as a full-time or part time student at any degree level and meet the following requirements:
Major in science and engineering related discipline
Some past leadership experience
Proven ability to meet deadline in a fast pace changing environment
A valid NYSC discharge or exemption certificate will be required (please indicate clearly on your resume)
Must have valid authorization to work full-time without any restriction in Nigeria.

So they are looking for undergraduates with NYSC discharge or exemption certificate.
May God help the unemployed youths in nigeria.."Eleyi Gidi Gaan"

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by demytelly(m): 1:20pm On May 18, 2017
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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Nobody: 2:31pm On May 18, 2017
it's a graduate internship, they are probably looking for graduates currently doing their Masters.
Though GE recruitment no dey ever pure, na automatic regret mail you go get after you apply, especially for their internship program.

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by wristbangle: 3:28pm On May 18, 2017
TheBatman:
it's a graduate internship, they are probably looking for graduates currently doing their Masters.
Though GE recruitment no dey ever pure, na automatic regret mail you go get after you apply, especially for their internship program.

U are right and before they send the regret mail, they jack up your hope by sending one stupid acknowledgement mail and status on same job application that "Application in progress". From Progress to Regret mail. Just imaging their weird recruitment exercise.

Prof lalasticlala must hear this sad
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by ammyluv2002(f): 4:56pm On May 18, 2017
angry
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Gnen: 5:21pm On May 18, 2017
GE and mumu advertising are thesame. They will never shortlist for test but keep on advertising for their so called advertisement purpose.

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Nobody: 5:33pm On May 18, 2017
No doubt, many recruitment exercise expecially those of graduate trainees are a hoax...

With the current economic recession and counter productivity in the stream of their production/sales, the only way to stay afloat and still retain that figure, they tends to make use of social media the most.

More reason why regrets mails flows in like bees during graduate trainee recruitment without you hearing anything about those who's being taken

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Nobody: 7:18pm On May 18, 2017
If you like don't apply

BTW: That job is for experienced workers. If you don't have experience, don't bother applying.
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by saxwizard(m): 7:52pm On May 18, 2017
Gnen:
GE and mumu advertising are thesame. They will never shortlist for test but keep on advertising for their so called advertisement purpose.



one thing I have come to understand from most of this company is that they already have an internal person for the job they just advertise for formality sakes..

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by abumeinben(m): 8:05pm On May 18, 2017
TheBatman:
it's a graduate internship, they are probably looking for graduates currently doing their Masters.
Though GE recruitment no dey ever pure, na automatic regret mail you go get after you apply, especially for their internship program.

It's not specified "Masters". It said "any level".

GE, haliburton, Schlumberger, GE, GE, GE, GENERAL ELECTRIC, especially GE....nor just border.

Instead of GE, just apply for US presidency.



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careytommy7:
If you like don't apply

BTW: That job is for experienced workers. If you don't have experience, don't bother applying.

Even though na zero years experience or -2 years experience, don't​ border. grin

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by madri4u: 8:08pm On May 18, 2017
Pls, God Almighty we the youths without connection look up unto u for Job.Pls, God forgive and have mercy on us, favour us with Job! For u are the owner of all d universe and d companies therein.

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Nobody: 8:58pm On May 18, 2017
Omo na GE worst pass o. I don apply tire yet nothing to show for it, na so so regret mail just full my inbox like say dem swear for me.


I don apply for Internship - Regret mail
Apply for Graduate Trainee - Regret Mail
Apply for Finance Officer - Regret mail
Apply for Electrical Engineer - Regret Mail
Apply for Managing Director - Regret mail


The one wey kon pain me pass na when dem reject my application as Cleaner. I give up. angry

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by PeacenLove2: 9:27pm On May 18, 2017
LastMumu:
Omo na GE worst pass o. I don apply tire yet nothing to show for it, na so so regret mail just full my inbox like say dem swear for me.


I don apply for Internship - Regret mail
Apply for Graduate Trainee - Regret Mail
Apply for Finance Officer - Regret mail
Apply for Electrical Engineer - Regret Mail
Apply for Managing Director - Regret mail


The one wey kon pain me pass na when dek reject my application as Cleaner. I give up. angry


cheesy cheesy cheesy Well, no harm in trying again and again.
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Ifeshyne(f): 10:03pm On May 18, 2017
LastMumu:
Omo na GE worst pass o. I don apply tire yet nothing to show for it, na so so regret mail just full my inbox like say dem swear for me.


I don apply for Internship - Regret mail
Apply for Graduate Trainee - Regret Mail
Apply for Finance Officer - Regret mail
Apply for Electrical Engineer - Regret Mail
Apply for Managing Director - Regret mail


The one wey kon pain me pass na when dem reject my application as Cleaner. I give up. angry

Only you? Lmao
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by 2chymex: 10:10pm On May 18, 2017
How good is GE? Please, what are there financial and working environment standards? Anyone who know should please reply. I did apply but I am not too familiar with the company. Is it a reputable firm?
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Souljaboi1: 6:47am On May 22, 2017
LastMumu:
Omo na GE worst pass o. I don apply tire yet nothing to show for it, na so so regret mail just full my inbox like say dem swear for me.


I don apply for Internship - Regret mail
Apply for Graduate Trainee - Regret Mail
Apply for Finance Officer - Regret mail
Apply for Electrical Engineer - Regret Mail
Apply for Managing Director - Regret mail


The one wey kon pain me pass na when dem reject my application as Cleaner. I give up. angry



I can so relate with this.

There's an unspoken rule that uf you don't have a degree from Europe or America, you can't get a good position at GE.
Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Aremu01(m): 11:39am On May 22, 2017
After about 2 regret mails.... I also started ignoring their adverts

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by Nobody: 12:13pm On May 22, 2017
Souljaboi1:



I can so relate with this.

There's an unspoken rule that uf you don't have a degree from Europe or America, you can't get a good position at GE.
Not really...GE prefare referrals alot. Also all those jobs posted (especially the graduate internship positions) are already taken. They still post the job ad anyways because of coy policy and so that the "original owner of the job" can apply officially.

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Re: WHEN GE Nigeria Doesnt Want To Hire You But Advertise Anyways!!! by toprealman: 5:23pm On May 22, 2017
CallofDuty:
Job seekers and graduates for 9ja don suffer grin grin grin grin grin
Abeg make una help me reason this GE Nigeria EID Graduate Internship matter.

Qualifications/Requirements
Candidate
Must be enrolled as a full-time or part time student at any degree level and meet the following requirements:
Major in science and engineering related discipline
Some past leadership experience
Proven ability to meet deadline in a fast pace changing environment
A valid NYSC discharge or exemption certificate will be required (please indicate clearly on your resume)
Must have valid authorization to work full-time without any restriction in Nigeria.

So they are looking for undergraduates with NYSC discharge or exemption certificate.
May God help the unemployed youths in nigeria.."Eleyi Gidi Gaan"
Tells you how incompetent these HR guys are. They cannot draft a simple job specification yet they keep crucifying hardworking applicants.

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