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Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by cuvox(m): 1:33pm On Jun 08, 2017
most Guys love staring at b00bs. it takes special grace and self control for a guy not to stare at a babe with great bosoms. Me too, I stare SOMETIMES. sshhh! Before you start screaming pervert, check your heart if you haven't done it before.

Though I realized ladies react differently. some just smile, some frown, others go just snap you carry your matter come NL or fb and report you to awon angry Girls. Food for the day.

That's why guys love sun glasses.

According to EagleHeadline, here are 11 replies ladies can use to put guys off if you catch them staring #sigh

Here are 11 sarcastic things to say to men who stare at your boobs!

1. ‘No, they don’t talk.’
What do you think? They’ll start speaking if you stare hard enough?

2. ‘Do you have X-Ray vision? Do you use it to fight crime or just to be annoying?’
Use your superpowers for better things than this, please!


3. ‘Hi! (Pointing towards your mouth) Only this part of my body does the talking!’
I sometimes have to deal with the back ache and men like you all because I have br3asts!

4. ‘I’m sorry but I think you’re drooling!’
And you need to stop.

5. ‘Do I have something on my shirt? Oh yes, your eyes jackass!’
Only if you could have something on your face like my palm when I smack you!

6. ‘Are you checking out my bo0bs or just making sure I’m breathing?’
He might just be a good guy worried about your health. *Eyeroll*

7. ‘I’m so sorry I can’t stop my breasts from staring into your eyes!’
Do you really think your eyes are not the problem and my br3asts are?! #SassMeetsSarcasm

8. ‘Was it on your agenda, to make me feel uncomfortable today?’
Stop it, buddy, just stop it!

9. ‘Is this a new way of flirting with girls? Why was I not informed?’
Why else would you be staring at my br3asts shamelessly?

10. ‘Do you want bo0bs too? It’s so easy! Just get breast implants!’
I’ll even help you pay for them if that stops you from staring at mine.

11. Say nothing and stare right back!
Actions always speak louder than words.


em before you use them, please remember Nigeria is not a civilized country. I prefer 11 so that person no go plan you. I doubt some ladies will even use them.... since they need ATTENTION.

So ladies have you caught a guy staring before? how did you react?

em bros, have you been caught staring before?
http://www.eagleheadline.com/archives/3935?transsion=1
Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jun 08, 2017
I've not dealt with that issue because I'm not much of a cleavage exposing person. However, I found out that guys will focus on whatever they wanna focus on. You look at them a certain way, they'll say you have the "come Bleep me eyes". Perhaps you react to this by curling your mouth & they'll say you have "cock sucking lips". It's ridiculous. You'll need to wear a potato sack & a balaclava to avoid the scrutiny altogether. But I'm sure even then, they'll still find something to sexualise.

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by cuvox(m): 1:57pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:
I've not dealt with that issue because I'm not much of a cleavage exposing person. However, I found out that guys will focus on whatever they wanna focus on. You look at them a certain way, they'll say you have the "Bleep me eyes". Perhaps you react to this by curling your mouth & they'll say you have "cock sucking lips". It's ridiculous. You'll need to wear a potato sack & a balaclava to avoid the scrutiny altogether. But I'm sure even then, they'll still find something to sexualise.

lol. that's true. Though others will stop staring immediately you catch them

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Lionessza(f): 1:57pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:
I've not dealt with that issue because I'm not much of a cleavage exposing person. However, I found out that guys will focus on whatever they wanna focus on. You look at them a certain way, they'll say you have the "Bleep me eyes". Perhaps you react to this by curling your mouth & they'll say you have "cock sucking lips". It's ridiculous. You'll need to wear a potato sack & a balaclava to avoid the scrutiny altogether. But I'm sure even then, they'll still find something to sexualise.










LMFAO @ the bolded.

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lionessza:
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LMFAO @ the bolded.

But am I lying? Maybe the eye slits on the balaclava will start looking like a vjj to some tongue It's so weird how some of them think sometimes

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by jhudit(f): 2:13pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:
I've not dealt with that issue because I'm not much of a cleavage exposing person. However, I found out that guys will focus on whatever they wanna focus on. You look at them a certain way, they'll say you have the "come Bleep me eyes". Perhaps you react to this by curling your mouth & they'll say you have "cock sucking lips". It's ridiculous. You'll need to wear a potato sack & a balaclava to avoid the scrutiny altogether. But I'm sure even then, they'll still find something to sexualise.
Savage!!

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Lionessza(f): 2:16pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:


But am I lying? Maybe the eye slits on the balaclava will start looking like a vjj to some tongue It's so weird how some of them think sometimes







Lol, True that .

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lionessza:








Lol, True that .

Some time last year, I was sitting in a taxi, mindlessly eating a magnum. Something told me to look ahead & I caught the taxi driver watching me through the mirror. Wathi, he likes "the way" I was licking my ice cream. It was so awkward, I didn't even know how to respond. Smh. A person can't eat an ice cream in peace again grin

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Lionessza(f): 2:34pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:


Some time last year, I was sitting in a taxi, mindlessly eating a magnum. Something told me to look ahead & I caught the taxi driver watching me through the mirror. Wathi, he likes "the way" I was licking my ice cream. It was so awkward, I didn't even know how to respond. Smh. A person can't eat an ice cream in peace again grin








Hahahaha crazy people everywhere i tell you especially those taxi drivers. Some men are crazy indeed , you could be eating a banana and some freak would come out of nowhere and tell you how they wish they were that banana undecided. grin

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lionessza:









Hahahaha crazy people everywhere i tell you especially those taxi drivers. Some men are crazy indeed , you could be eating a banana and some freak would come out of nowhere and tell you how they wish they were that banana undecided. grin

LMAO @ wishing they were that banana. I'd say you already are...bananas! Why wish you were one, when you're already a bunch of them? Tsk tsk tsk!

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Lionessza(f): 2:55pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:


LMAO @ wishing they were that banana. I'd say you already are...bananas! Why wish you were one, when you're already a bunch of them? Tsk tsk tsk!








Hahahaha. Some men just scare the shyt out of me, I bet you there are many who will be ho*ny and start beating off just by looking at the food below grin.........

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lionessza:









Hahahaha. Some men just scare the shyt out of me, I bet you there are many who will be Hot and start beating off just by looking at the food below grin.........

Lol @ the 1st photo. So creepy. Yeah, I'm sure some guy right now is probably thinking, "the chicken can get it" grin

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by Lionessza(f): 3:06pm On Jun 08, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol @ the 1st photo. So creepy. Yeah, I'm sure some guy right now is probably thinking, "the chicken can get it" grin






Hahahaha yeah it is. Lmfao .

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Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by ifex370(m): 6:43pm On Jun 08, 2017
So u pipo js opened a thread to bash guys okwia














Anyway the guys that do these things are freaks okay..?


A normal responsible guy won't do this.. And you ladies know this for a fact
Re: Ladies, How Do U Reply Guys That Stare At Your Bo0bs? by photoshoot(m): 6:49pm On Jun 08, 2017
And that's how the both of them spoilt the thread, radarada smiley oniranus

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