THE NEW KIND OF ODOUR: I borded a keke(tricycle) today to somewhere on our way a very pretty lady flaged us down,i quickly made space for her to seat with the intent to exchange pleasantries and test my chiking skillsߘto know if am still in the game or needs to upgrade my skills.i became uncomfortable all of a sudden,could it be me? no way,or the keke man?? no it was not coming from his direction,or the nigga beside me nope he's been by my side all this while and besides it was not coming from his direction.on a close sniff I discovered it was the pretty damsel I was about to preach the good news toߘ.it was from her hair,my feeling became mixed all of a sudden.her hair was oozing the odour was unbearable,immediately all the punchlines I was rehearsing erased my memory.i have encountered many girls with same problem spending money on the most expensive perfumes but nothing to maintain there hair.please please and please ladies take good care of your hair,if you don't have money to make a new one maintain the one your putting on if u can't maintain cut it,it doesn't cost much,it wouldn't make you less beautiful,person wee fine fine abeg. #saynotohairodour ."KJB"

I get turned off when I perceive odour from a lady.

If maintaining the hair is too costly, why not simply go on low cut...