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The Great Teacher-abuniki by nwadinma(f): 2:58pm On Mar 15, 2010
THE POWER OF ABUNIKI.
Chief loved to have girls from the campus for his pleasure. Apart from it being his usual habit whenever he is on business trip, he also likes doing the picking himself. He simply did not trust pimps to get him the type of girl he wanted.
On that faithful day, he drove as usual from his hotel room to the campus. Once inside the campus, he slowed down so he could survey his environment critically and decide amongst the loitering girls who to pick.
Then he spotted Fumbi. He did not believe himself that he had been coming to this campus every time he was on business trip since the past 7 years and he had not seen this beauty before. He applied the break and came to a halt beside her.
“Hello beauty, good evening,” he called out to her with a plastic smile on his face.
Fumbi look at the man in the car and shook her head. She was surprised to see how old he really was. Randy old men such as this one usually nauseate her. It is not that she is a saint when it comes to matters of men and women but when it comes to old men like this one, she just could not picture herself crouched over man old enough to be her father.
As she looked at the man in the big American vehicle again, she wondered if her father behaved this way. And what the man’s children will do to him if the saw him this way.
“Common sweetie, I guarantee you will enjoy the night with me and I will make it worth your while too.”
“I not interested and I think you should go home to your wife, old man.”
“Old man? Did you call me old man?”
The man began laughing sarcastically. She could have sworn he was offended but what he said next surprised her.
“Try me and you will find out that I am more viral and active than your boyfriend. Besides I am going to pay you for servicing you. Think about it baby.”
She looked around and became ashamed of herself. What had she done to attract such an old toad? She asked herself. She quickened her step but the man got down from his big American car and pursued her on foot.
“Leave me alone,” she told the man angrily, “I am not that type of girl.”
“I did not say you are beautiful, ”
“Just go!” She yelled at him.
“I can’t, can’t you see that you have kidnapped my soul? IF you run, I will wait up here all day for you. I will follow you about, to your lectures, to anywhere you go to. I can’t leave you alone, think of the situation you have put me in and, ”
He kept on rattling but she was no longer listening. She thought of going to report this man to the school security but knowing them, they could accept money from the man and turn the other way while the man embarrass her on campus. Then she thought up an idea; to find her friend Motu who always has ideas when situations like this arise. She hoped Motu will come up with an excellent idea to get the man off her back.
The place to find Motu is always the common room. As she hurried towards the common room, the old man yelled that he will be waiting for her outside. She ignored him and went inside.
Motu was studying Chemistry 201 when she found her.
“Motu how do I get an old randy man in his fifties off my back,” She asked straight away.
“Tell him you are not one of those girls.”
“I have done that already, he probably thinks all girls on campus are the same.”
Motu cocked her head at an angle and smiled, “I have an idea on how to teach him how to keep his thing inside his boxers,” she said.
“How.”
“Abuniki balm or essential balm; take it with you and , ”
“Wait a minute are you suggesting I should get close to this man”
“You have to if you want him to really learn this lesson properly.”
Fumbi look at her friend and saw it is the only way out. She walked out of the common room and came face to face with the old man again.
“Hello,” the man smiled.
“I told you to get off my back old man. You might not like me when we are done so I advice you to go home now that you still can.
”You do not know what I am capable of too. If you think you are hot, girl I am fire on my own”.
The man had misunderstood her and she was sorry for him.
“I will make it worth your while trust me.”
“How much are you offering?”
“10 Thousand.”
“That is too cheap, I worth more than that.”
“It is just for the night girl, I am not buying you.”
“Well, if you want me, give me 15 thousand now and when we are through tomorrow morning, you will pay me the balance of 15 thousand.”
“That will be 30k.”
“You studied your math old man.”
“Ok. The problem is that I cannot take my eyes off you and I know I will not rest until I have had you. Come with me to the car, I will give you 15 thousand right away.”
Fumbi was surprise. When the old man handed the money to her she could not believe herself. No wonder these girls live large on campus even though it is obvious they came from poor homes. 15 thousand is the exact amount her parents had given her for her pocket money when she got ready to return to school for the semester and here a man was giving her the same amount for just half payment for a nights job she has no intention of doing.
Fumbi looked from the money to the man and smiled. I will be back. I have to go back to my room to change into something nice. I will not be long.
fumbi met up with her friend Motu again and they re-strategized. She took her weapon and got into her jeans and a beautiful top.
Back at the car park, she met the old man whom she has not bothered to ask his name. She went round and got into the passenger sit.
The man smiled and she looked at the maps age has drawn on his face and marvelled at his character.
“Let’s go old man.”
He smiled and assured her she will enjoy her time with him.
“I intend to.”

He took her to the most expensive hotel in town and she feared someone who knows her might see her with this old man.
“I occupy a suit here,” He announced as they got in.
He did not waste time immediately they got into his suit.
I advise you to take things easy old man because I am going to take you to Jupiter and it will not be good if you get there in a hurry.
Ha ha hah, he laughed. “I love a woman like you.”
The old man quickly took his bath and hurried into the room to meet her.
He suggested what she should do to him to intensify his pleasure. When she got into work and the old man was already screaming with pleasure, she brought out her Abuniki balm and rubbed a great quantity on his penis.
At first, he felt the cold balm but within split seconds, it began to hurt him and he screamed and trashed. He caught her, out of fear she applied a large quantity in his eyes and he screamed the more. With his eyes closed now, she was free to apply more on his fingers. By now he had become completely subdued. She pushed him to the toilet and shut the door. She took her time to take all the money he had in the room and some important document and left with his phones.

The old man trashed and cried like a baby until he managed to put the tap on and began to wash himself. The effect of the balm lasted for almost 6 hours and he cried all through. The next day he went to the hospital to find out if something had gone wrong with him. Then he bought a new phone and called his phone.
“Hello,” Motu answered him.
“You are a wicked girl and, ”
“Hey listen old man, what happened to you is a miniature version of what will happen if you ever come to this campus again, ”
“I am going to get you arrested, ”
“If you say that again, I will give your wife a call right away. And I will call your children too. I am sure your family will appreciate the information.”
“No, ok, ”
“Listen to me carefully; I will throw your SIM away once this call is over, technically you will not be able to reach us again but if we ever see you in this campus again, our worst plan will be meted on you.”
So six months after, the old man came on a business trip again and his friends were surprise he was not interested in girls anymore.
“What happened to you chief?”
“I am a family man and I am going home to my family.”
ha ha ha ha hah, they laughed at him.
As his friends laughed at his remark, he remembered the power of that Abuniki that girl had used on him. He secretly wished the same thing should be done to his friends too so they will the power of abuniki-the great teacher.

ONYINYECHI NWADINMA.
Re: The Great Teacher-abuniki by Kgdavid(m): 11:51pm On Mar 22, 2010
hmmm u have a creative mind but this one is a little weird i think
Re: The Great Teacher-abuniki by nwadinma(f): 8:45pm On Mar 26, 2010
Yeah, I know it is.
weird.
Re: The Great Teacher-abuniki by Kgdavid(m): 1:50am On Mar 28, 2010
so at what stage of your writing career are you at right now?
Re: The Great Teacher-abuniki by nwadinma(f): 7:55am On Mar 28, 2010
I am still waiting for "the big break" and hoping it comes soon.
Re: The Great Teacher-abuniki by Kgdavid(m): 1:49am On Mar 31, 2010
good luck to you

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