Munae:
korrect tiff wey learn work never hold u.

ArchangeLucifer:
The easiest way to escape an armed robbery is throught your ceiling.

Once you hear the noise of them trying to break in, use a chair. The ceiling sheets can be broken with bare hands.

Lift your wife & kids up, make sure they only step on the wood and not the ceiling sheets else they come crashing back to earth.

Crawl to a far part of the building. The thieves will never climb in after you except they are assasins specifically meant to waste you then you are OYO.

This is why you should make sure you have something like burglary proof guarding your main door/windows that is difficult to break down which will give you sufficient time to escape.

Thank me later.

sKeetz:


Stories that touch.

If Na me be the thief, if I no follow you enter that ceiling make I no Wetin cause am.

For having the guts to put me through that stress, the beating wey I go give you go be times 2.

sKeetz:


Stories that touch.

If Na me be the thief, if I no follow you enter that ceiling make I no Wetin cause am.

For having the guts to put me through that stress, the beating wey I go give you go be times 2.

biggie10:


So if as you wan climb enta, dem con flog you hammer for head nko?

sKeetz:


Stories that touch.

If Na me be the thief, if I no follow you enter that ceiling make I no Wetin cause am.

For having the guts to put me through that stress, the beating wey I go give you go be times 2.

ArchangeLucifer:






That's why you no be thief.

They are as scared of getting caught as you.

Don't argue with me - I've robbed before.

By going in after you, he is at a huge disadvantage. What if his victim is waiting for him above with a big boulder or knife? The worst he'll do is spray bullets randomly at the ceiling - which is why I said crawl to an extreme part of the building. Once something goes wrong in an operation, the job is busted.

The odds do not favour him. Trust me, he won't come after you. He'll move to the next flat.

Except he was sent to kill you specifically...

sKeetz:


No matter you rob reach, you never rob pass me.

I started arm robbery when I was 14. So no go there, scratch that.

Before I climb up there I'll spray the whole ceiling with my Ak47. If you are not dead by the time I get up there, you'll be scared shitless to even consider trying any funny moves.

sKeetz:


No matter how you rob reach, you never rob pass me.

I started armed robbery when I was 14. I first started with pilfering pen and pencil in primary school before I graduated to pick pocketing and finally, I became a full blown armed robber. So no go there.

scratch that.

Before I climb up there I'll spray the whole ceiling with my Ak47. If you are not dead by the time I get up there, you'll be scared shitless to even consider trying any funny moves.

ArchangeLucifer:





Again, many loopholes.

1. As you dey spray the ceiling, d person go just siddon dey wait abi? He no go break another side, jump down escape through fence abi?
Afterall, he know the building pass you.

2. Do you know how dark it is inside d ceiling even during the day?
Abi you carry rehargeable light dey go your own operation? If you eventually chook head sucessfully inside ceiling, how you wan take know which direction your victim follow?


All these time wey you dey waste, you go just hear screech of tires.

Your own boys go abandon you, run.

I go see you for Nairaland FP the next day, nor worry.

tdayof:


Damn! See comments.

sKeetz:


Bros you don forget say this Na real life no be Hollywood movie.

Police for naija go come later later after we don rob finish.

Where all of them wan jump go when dey no be Jackie chan?!? You dey make me laugh bros.

No worry, give me your address make me and my bois visit you. You go then show me how you wan take run.

KillJoy62:
The best way to escape robbery at home is to learn Krav maga. I assure you with Krav maga you can overcome any armed robber or armed person at a close range. op go and google about Krav maga. learn it or do a research about roy elghanayan better known as the bruce lee of Krav Maga.

sKeetz:


Bros you don forget say this Na real life no be Hollywood movie.

Police for naija go come later later after we don rob finish.

Where all of them wan jump go when dey no be Jackie chan?!? You dey make me laugh bros.

No worry, give me your address make me and my bois visit you. You go then show me how you wan take run.

KillJoy62:
The best way to escape robbery at home is to learn Krav maga. I assure you with Krav maga you can overcome any armed robber or armed person at a close range. op go and google about Krav maga. learn it or do a research about roy elghanayan better known as the bruce lee of Krav Maga.

gbosaa:



It’s a valuable skill to have but I’m sure even mr Lichtenfeld knows that such skills have their limits.

Krav Maga won’t save your ass even if you are 6ft plus built like a tank when you are confronted by lots of 5ft skinny paranoid men who are high and quick on the trigger.

gbosaa:



Stop bragging. Robbery isn’t something to brag about.
Except you are a lunatic, hitman or a confused robber without a proper target and plan, it makes no sense following a man to the ceiling/loft when you should know that he couldn’t have attempted escaping with his safe and valuables.

The man could be hiding in the dark attic with a gun. Once your head pops up from that square, you are game.

If you have enough resources and access to asssult rifle like AK47 with loads of mag to go with it, you wouldn’t be robbing in that sort of environment or attempting breaking and entering. No high profile robber would waste his time and ammo pursuing somebody who escaped through the loft when the purpose of your visit would be right there in that room or house.
It’s madness and stupidity. Assuming you had intel about lots of cash or jewellery in a particular house, you gained access to the house, cash is still in the case but occupant escaped. If you decide to pursue the man, you shouldn’t be robbing in the first place. Robbery isn’t for your kind.

sKeetz:


Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!

sKeetz:


Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!