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Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by KunleOshob(m): 2:53pm On Apr 01, 2010
Of recent i have noticed that my dear friend and "brother" has been missing from this forum and he hasn't been posting his usual heresies. Not that i miss him, i am actually relieved that he has stop poisoning people with false doctrines [at least on this forum] but i am just curious as to what's up with him. As the older members of this section know he is a pastor to the family members of the acting president and i remember i professized that "blessings" would soon start flowing his way as a result of his connections with the acting "first" family. I also professized that he might even be appointed pastor in the Aso rock chapel were the president worships along with all the christian power brokers in the presidency. I also professized that he would soon resign from pastor chris church company and go and start his own church business.

I suspect that joagabje as relocated to Aso rock [even if just as a lobbyist] and doors might soon start opening for him hence he has less time to chat on NL, anyone who knows the where abouts of pastor Joe should let be know on this thread so i can contact Aso rock through him grin i am also looking for a political appointment tongue I promise to pay at least 50% tithe of all the egunje i collect in the course of the appointment to joagbaje's ministry. cool
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by ogajim(m): 4:43pm On Apr 01, 2010
I was surprised too that dude hasn't been seen around their NL parish since GJ started flexing his muscles as acting presido, coincidence? I think not!

Maybe, just maybe Joagbaje decided to get closer to the action and grab a piece of the pie, we can't blame him for the hustle now cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by petres007(m): 5:37pm On Apr 01, 2010
KunleOshob:

Of recent i have noticed that my dear friend and "brother" has been missing from this forum and he hasn't been posting his usual heresies. Not that i miss him, i am actually relieved that he has stop poisoning people with false doctrines [at least on this forum] but i am just curious as to what's up with him. As the older members of this section know he is a pastor to the family members of the acting president and i remember i professized that "blessings" would soon start flowing his way as a result of his connections with the acting "first" family. I also professized that he might even be appointed pastor in the Aso rock chapel were the president worships along with all the christian power brokers in the presidency. I also professized that he would soon resign from pastor chris church company and go and start his own church business.

I suspect that joagabje as relocated to Aso rock [even if just as a lobbyist] and doors might soon start opening for him hence he has less time to chat on NL, anyone who knows the where abouts of pastor Joe should let be know on this thread so i can contact Aso rock through him grin i am also looking for a political appointment tongue I promise to pay at least 50% tithe of all the egunje i collect in the course of the appointment to joagbaje's ministry. cool


Laff wan kill me grin grin grin
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by Indirah(m): 5:49pm On Apr 01, 2010
Lol!
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by noetic16(m): 11:34pm On Apr 01, 2010
KunleOshob:

Of recent i have noticed that my dear friend and "brother" has been missing from this forum and he hasn't been posting his usual heresies. Not that i miss him, i am actually relieved that he has stop poisoning people with false doctrines [at least on this forum] but i am just curious as to what's up with him. As the older members of this section know he is a pastor to the family members of the acting president and i remember i professized that "blessings" would soon start flowing his way as a result of his connections with the acting "first" family. I also professized that he might even be appointed pastor in the Aso rock chapel were the president worships along with all the christian power brokers in the presidency. I also professized that he would soon resign from pastor chris church company and go and start his own church business.

I suspect that joagabje as relocated to Aso rock [even if just as a lobbyist] and doors might soon start opening for him hence he has less time to chat on NL, anyone who knows the where abouts of pastor Joe should let be know on this thread so i can contact Aso rock through him grin i am also looking for a political appointment tongue I promise to pay at least 50% tithe of all the egunje i collect in the course of the appointment to joagbaje's ministry. cool

grin grin

ur prophecy has come to pass. . . so hold on and wait for ur prophet seed
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by ukotmi: 7:33pm On Apr 02, 2010
KunleOshob:

Of recent i have noticed that my dear friend and "brother" has been missing from this forum and he hasn't been posting his usual heresies. Not that i miss him, i am actually relieved that he has stop poisoning people with false doctrines [at least on this forum] but i am just curious as to what's up with him. As the older members of this section know he is a pastor to the family members of the acting president and i remember i professized that "blessings" would soon start flowing his way as a result of his connections with the acting "first" family. I also professized that he might even be appointed pastor in the Aso rock chapel were the president worships along with all the christian power brokers in the presidency. I also professized that he would soon resign from pastor chris church company and go and start his own church business.

I suspect that joagabje as relocated to Aso rock [even if just as a lobbyist] and doors might soon start opening for him hence he has less time to chat on NL, anyone who knows the where abouts of pastor Joe should let be know on this thread so i can contact Aso rock through him grin i am also looking for a political appointment tongue I promise to pay at least 50% tithe of all the egunje i collect in the course of the appointment to joagbaje's ministry. cool
wink wink wink wink wink wink Well, just remember me. I used to be an usher when I got born again newly. I can arrange chairs inside Aso Rock Chapel and dust them very well. tongue tongue tongue
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by richjohn1(m): 8:42pm On Apr 02, 2010
This is absolute disrepect and gross misconduct to the Acting president's pastor infact Aso Rock's present clergy Kunle please show some respect by giving a public apology or what happen to aodoakaa and co will happen to you, dont you know his status isnt NL level anymore, pls pls pls the forum waits for your apology. grin

Pastor MoneyBags abeg show face! remember where you started from Oh! grin
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by KunleOshob(m): 10:00pm On Apr 02, 2010
Pastor money bags is now the chief hustler in Aso rock grin with his adept skills in manipulating scriptures the man go soon hammer whilst taking the muguns there to the cleaners, of course he would attribute his "success" to being a generous giver and faithful tither whilst conviniently omitting the unchristlike hustling details.
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by jagunlabi(m): 10:51pm On Apr 02, 2010
KunleOshob:

Pastor money bags is now the chief hustler in Aso rock grin with his adept skills in manipulating scriptures the man go soon hammer whilst taking the muguns there to the cleaners, of course he would attribute his "success" to being a generous giver and faithful tither whilst conviniently omitting the unchristlike hustling details.
Okay, i know that there is the 'kitchen cabinet' at aso rock, but which kabinet will joagbaje get now? grin
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by Joagbaje(m): 11:02pm On Apr 02, 2010
May God forgive all of you. What you call heresy is the truth that will liberate you. . I am bigger than Aso rock so I don't need Aso rock . I took 2 weeks off naira land to seek God face so that the blind bathemaus and doubting Thomases on Nairaland can both see and believe. I will resume on Tuesday. You will embrace this truth soon.
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by ogajim(m): 12:15am On Apr 03, 2010
Ekabo ooooooooooo

Don't worry Aso rock no big reach you, If I wasn't far away me too for come trade there small now but then again, there are some kinds of money I would rather not touch even with someone Else's hands.

I hope tonye-tithe didn't leave you stranded in Greece,
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by misterh(m): 12:42am On Apr 03, 2010
Man shall not live by NL alone. grin smiley
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by KunleOshob(m): 7:00am On Apr 03, 2010
@joagbaje
Welcome back grin I am glad you have now decided to seek the face of God, seek him diligently and it would be revealed that the racket going on in CEC is not of God and you not only need to flee the place but also join exposing them for the charlatans they are so they don't continue to lead souls to perdition. That apart you also as a person desperately needs to repent.
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by mabell: 2:35pm On Apr 03, 2010
@kunleoshob
oh please!
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by BEREZIPE: 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2010
He has never rlocatd and will never do,
Who are yu too judge a man who God has bless
its not in yur place too do dat let d havens do dat.
he is just been
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by KunleOshob(m): 4:01pm On Sep 18, 2010
I wonder if Pastor money bags(joagbaje) was at Goodluck's formal declaration for the 2011 presidential race. Imagine the mileage Goodluck Jonathan would get if a whole God joagbaje was there to personally bless, annoint and confirm his victory in next years election.(All for a token fee of course)
Re: Has Joagbaje Relocated To Aso Rock ? by InesQor(m): 5:07pm On Sep 18, 2010
@OP: Come on! Gods dont live in caves!! Lol

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