I need God to forgive me...�
I decided to pull a very hefty prank in church (Winners Chapel) while still schooling at FUT, Minna
What happened..

I had a roommate we always come up with prank competition ranging from fart (Iso race) to judging the best person when it comes to picking up ladies randomly��

This particular day I wanted to show him I will take mine to the next level..

We decided to go to church early so I will take the middle red seats (we were chronic late comers, we do time when the preaching will begin then saunter into church like some fake ass boss)

The announcement period came(after resisting that sleep that used to start around 30 mins into the preaching, usually 8:30)..
The particular one I was interested in was the about to be married couple announcements...because the names will be called so they can move to the altar for recognition

The moment came.. I was in the middle seat directly facing the altar..
The Pastor called the name of the guy
"Our brother, brother..."
Everybody waited for like 3 seconds for bro to stand up..
And when bro no stand...
Me I kukuma get up��

Ah....
Now time for that prank..
As I kuku get up those on my seats were offering their hands saying congratulations bro.. my evil roommate wey sabi Wetin dey go on just dey laugh.. stupid boy�

Then I heard the Pastor after calling other names saying step forward brothers...
Me wey get Wetin I wan do..
I stepped out from my seat, walked to the front..
Omo people were just clapping..��

As I "ris" front, I just dash left and took that door usually next to the choir leading to the Overflow outside...��
Just see as smiling eye people wey just dey hail and clap just turn to one foul loathsome look... especially those women...
Me wey I no send...�
I just step out...

After sipping some cold kunu ndagi (the one made with milk) I went back into the church
As I wan enter church.. Shey you know say camera for don catch your face.. winners and camera.. always watching. No dey gree boys sleep or dose some little�
I took same route to enter church..
He be like say those usher just enter over-ushering
"Bro... sorry you can't pass here, you have to go through the back"

Shebi na back, ba komai now, abi

As I "rish" my seat.. I dey use one eyes look pastor make pastor no say Oya brother come to the front..�

Those rascals wey dey my seat wey dey shake me before.. some were like "Badt guy"..
Na the religious zealot bro and sis I no like...
Them just bone face as if.... ehn..

Meat face self..
Mission Accomplished.

Since that day, I reach celebrity level for church.
And got myself sets of other mischief makers..

I miss minna...� and my rascally goons

this is not repentance... THIS IS JUST REMINISCING ON HOW BAD U WERE

toro92:
I need God to forgive me...�
I decided to pull a very hefty prank in church (Winners Chapel) while still schooling at FUT, Minna
What happened..

I had a roommate we always come up with prank competition ranging from fart (Iso race) to judging the best person when it comes to picking up ladies randomly.

Meat face self..
Mission Accomplished.

Since that day, I reach celebrity level for church.
And got myself sets of other mischief makers..

I miss minna...� and my rascally goons

God is slow to Anger.He is a MERCIFUL GOD.Go ro Him in Prayer