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You Can Still Have A Great Time On A Small Budget This Valentine! Here's How. by WackyJ1(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2018
Valentine is here again! The pressure is high for some people. Others don't just care. A lot of guys already have their plans for this valentine and a lot of other guys are hampered by financial constraints.

But do you know that you can still have a wonderful valentine with Bae (or a girl you want to smash wink) with relatively small funds. An Instagram user described how to do so in Ibadan with just #15, 000 naira..

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1. Go and do environmental in your House. clean everywhere and buy good air freshner so you don't need to lodge her because the lowest hotel you will see in IB is #5,000

2. If you have a car, pick her up at Iwo Road and take her to Iya Ibeji sharp corner to eat good Amala. Both of you can't spend #1,000 but let us say #1,000. The place is not far from Iwo road. Don't take her to Sky Bodija because you go finish your money there.
#1,000

3. When you are done with Amala, take her to Agod Garden, entry for both of you is #1,000, on your way to Agodi Garden, branch dominoes Pizza at Bodija and get Medium Size #2,500 and take it along to Agodi Garden. When you get there, take her to ride Horse #500, take her to the Zoo, that one is free. Ride Canoe, you can give the guy #500 for the both of you and done forget to take pics with her. After that buy five alive drink at GQ lounge there, ithould be around #1,000, have a walk with her while Gisting. It should be getting late then because Agodi Garden closes by 6pm.
#5,500

4. When you are done, take her to Ventura. I'm sure you know where it is, let her choose a movie. Budget #2,500

5. When you are done with the movie, take her to preboye's complex at agbowo side, there is one suya there (Alli Suya) buy Suya #1,000, let aboki mix gizzard, chicken and Suya together. The Suya make sense gan, i'm sure she will like it. it should be getting late by that time, tell her you don't stay long at night. So take the Suya home.

6. When You get Home turn your GoTV to telemundo Channel. While she is watching, ask her if she'd like to shower before bed. Arrange Water in the bathroom. If you have visitor's room, let her sleep there, if not ask her if she will like to sleep alone or you should join her in bed. But bros don't have sex with her, but if she make a move, follow the move.

Mind you, before she arrives, you must have bought slice bread #300, milk #200 and bornvita #150.

Make sure you wake up before her, make tea for her, arrange it beside the bed and wake her up to eat. meanwhile play a very sweet blues for her and lower the sound.

The total should arrive at #11,000.

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You don't have to have plenty money to give a girl a good valentine treat this Valentine. You can even use the remaining #4,000 to buy her a gift or as a Thanks for Coming token if she blows your mind during Sex.

Gentlemen, share your versions of a correct date in your Location on Valentine's day.
(You may not even carry it out with anyone, let your imagination run wild! wink

Re: You Can Still Have A Great Time On A Small Budget This Valentine! Here's How. by Papanwamaikpe: 6:34pm On Feb 13, 2018
The same way Buhari is on budget to be sent back to Daura come 2019. My pvc is always ready!

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