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OMG, some of this is trash & not well thought through. Take number one for instance. It could mean she's done with the relationship, hence the other guy is deleting her number.

If you're implying he's deleting the number because she's a terrible person- how many of your exes still have your number, Mr Saint? Because the way I see it, that scenario could happen to just about anyone, male of female. Big deal!

XhosaNostra:
OMG, some of this is trash & not well thought through. Take number one for instance. It could mean she's done with the relationship, hence the other guy is deleting her number.

If you're implying he's deleting the number because she's a terrible person- how many of your exes still have your number, Mr Saint? Because the way I see it, that scenario could happen to just about anyone, male of female. Big deal!

its called satire. relax. its when truth is exaggerated for effect. truth is there but its magnfied for shock value.dont be so simple.im even showing this to my GF lol.

Rubbish

ubunja:

its called satire. relax. its when truth is exaggerated for effect. truth is there but its magnfied for shock value.dont be so simple.im even showing this to my GF lol.

You don't get to decide for me. Some of this IS true to an extent, nothing satirical about it. If you consider this satire, then our sense of humour must be worlds apart.

I hope she clobbers you over the head for dragging trash home like you're a cat

I don't believe this and it rubbish to me.

Martin0:


I don't believe this and it rubbish to me.

A born asslicker won't believe anything against their asslickees...SMH

swiz123:


A born asslicker won't believe anything against their asslickees...SMH

OK, so should I asslike men juveniles everywhere

it seems you know me too well?
well like I quoted ,those things are rubbish to muah

XhosaNostra:


You don't get to decide for me. Some of this IS true to an extent, nothing satirical about it. If you consider this satire, then our sense of humour must be worlds apart.

I hope she clobbers you over the head for dragging trash home like you're a cat

relax xhosa i did say truth is there.. but its exxagerations nkosi yam!!! chillax hau

ubunja:

relax xhosa i did say truth is there.. but its exxagerations nkosi yam!!! chillax hau

Your GF is Zulu or Xhosa? Where you learned that?

Martin0:


OK, so should I asslike men juveniles everywhere

it seems you know me too well?
well like I quoted ,those things are rubbish to muah

And I am categorically telling you that, those things are rubbish to you cos you are an asslicker.

I already knew you won't support that notion cos all the girls here will be against it

swiz123:


And I am categorically telling you that, those things are rubbish to you cos you are an asslicker.

I already knew you won't support that notion cos all the girls here will be against it

Mr man I adontbiliv in that rubbish!

Do you have anything else to say

XhosaNostra:


Your GF is Zulu or Xhosa? Where you learned that?

im Ndebele thats how speak even back home.
inkinga nina you think amaNguni are only in SA. funfact: we have more languages in Zim than you have in SA. xhosa is also spoken where im from.
remember Zim's second biggest city is Bulawayo. what language do you think that is?

love is almost all about what the man can offer,this post might be little bit exaggerated but run a survey on relationships and you'll see this post is not far from the truth,it's pretty normal tho that's the standard tho,women don't love men they only love what we can do for them.

ubunja:

its called satire. relax. its when truth is exaggerated for effect. truth is there but its magnfied for shock value.dont be so simple.im even showing this to my GF lol.

Is this a good idea for us to show our girlfriend.

swiz123:


A born asslicker won't believe anything against their asslickees...SMH

It's the honest truth. Most of us block the truth, a way to make us feel better when we know we are a King Asslicker.

What's the point of the second post? After making the assertions in the first post like you know what you're talking about, you come with that advise (or is it a plea) in the second post. It contradicts number 9; unless you're saying that a man mustn't be loved all the time (in a relationship). You complain about a hot day; just stay in the shade or get some sun-screen. You cannot ask the sun to stop shining, can you?

ubunja:

im Ndebele thats how speak even back home.
inkinga nina you think amaNguni are only in SA. funfact: we have more languages in Zim than you have in SA. xhosa is also spoken where im from.
remember Zim's second biggest city is Bulawayo. what language do you think that is?

Don't generalize.

thegentleman:
Is this a good idea for us to show our girlfriend.

any man who takes the above serious needs lessons in Dating and female psychology. we can laugh at it but once you use it as a road map for love you're headed to ruin.

ubunja:

any man who takes the above serious needs lessons in Dating and female psychology. we can laugh at it but once you use it as a road map for love you're headed to ruin.

alright.

Lionessza:


Don't generalize.

when we say Aids kills dont be that dumb person who jumps on stage and shout "Lies!! i've been with Aids 50 yrs!"
just dont.

ubunja:

when we say Aids kills dont be that dumb person who jumps on stage and shout "Lies!! i've been with Aids 50 yrs!"
just dont.

Yeah , whatever. Now go and correct your post " some of you ".

Lionessza:



Yeah , whatever. Now go and correct your post " some of you ".

whatever back at you. correct it yourself if it bothers you that much.

ubunja:

whatever back at you. correct it yourself if it bothers you that much.

You have been corrected.

Lionessza:



You have been corrected.

in your mind

ubunja:

in your mind

Accept the correction and move on.

I think I agree to the post to some extent

Lionessza:



Accept the correction and move on.

i move on, minus your correction.
pay me to accept it. i see it means a lot to you.

XhosaNostra:


You don't get to decide for me. Some of this IS true to an extent, nothing satirical about it. If you consider this satire, then our sense of humour must be worlds apart.

I hope she clobbers you over the head for dragging trash home like you're a cat

You are Not a Wife Material At ALL ....