What can i say ? I usually spend 3 to 4 working days of 20 working days in a week treating my self of STDs. All the traditional healers in my area recognise my face cos i visit them regularly for various concoctions. The problem is my wife named Celestina, i love that girl to death and it seems she wants to ensure that i go early. Name it, gono, staph, syphilis, hepatitis, herpes etc, i've been treated or am receiving treatment for them as i speak. My mother and friends want me to leave her but i will never do that. Any time i confront her she starts to cry and that makes me feel bad, i then apologise and tell her not to repeat it but it always happens. Other times because she's a fast talker, she can spit out 6.5 words in 2 seconds, she presents the superior argument and i have to budge.

I know what you're thinking, why don't i use protection then ? The problem is we don't have a child yet and i need to have one since she's going to kill me anyway. Alternatively i would like to know where i can get undees with locks and chains please.

edoyad:

she's going to kill me anyway.

At least you'll Rest In Peace!

Send you wife to me for special measurement of her vital statistics so I can arrange a fitting pant after a private assesment session that won't need your attention. Sorry for the problems, it shall soon be well.

@ poster, are you serious or is this some kind of joke?

You dont love yourself at all. No wonder she doesnt love you. She walks all over you and does not respect you b/c you dont even love yourself. How could I ever stay with anyone that keeps bringing me all sorts of diseases. You cant be serious.

queenafric^^
he aint kidding~

@edoyad
I hope it aint a bini gurl that gave u all these diseases
besides i hope u havnt caught the main the main already~

edoyad:


The problem is we don't have a child yet and i need to have one since she's going to kill me anyway.

coolier:

At least you'll Rest In Peace!

ROTFL

edoyad:

i would like to know where i can get undees with locks and chains please.

LOL
I doubt if you can find a chastity belt to buy, alternatively you can get a good welder to make one for her to be wearing. 

@19o . No thnk god i'vd not yet caught the main one , yet. But for gow long will i be safe ? Sorry for mye typos, the antibiotics are a bit disorientating.

for whatever assinine reason you wanna stay with her then fine
http://www.ehow.com/way_5449188_homemade-chastity-belts.html
or look on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Leather-Unique-Gothic-Chastity-Belt-Panty-H528-/380236774754?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5887e0bd62
http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Genuine-Leather-FEMALE-CHASTITY-BELT-LADIES-/110538124920?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Women_s_Underwear_Design_2&hash=item19bc95ee78

@agathamari, has yous boyfriend try the chastity belt on you before ? Please i need to know if it works.

^^^^LWKMD
Now I see you don't have any problem you just wanna have some fun

Magun

kunbee

call me

Hehehehe Edoyad ma nigga i hope you are joking cos if Dayokanu & Chic2pimp, sees this you might as well die oh

A-40:

Hehehehe Edoyad ma nigga i hope you are joking cos if Dayokanu & Chic2pimp, sees this you might as well die oh

I hope they wont o.

_{Incase he tries to delete:}

edoyad:

What can i say ? I usually spend 3 to 4 working days of 20 working days in a week treating my self of STDs. All the traditional healers in my area recognise my face cos i visit them regularly for various concoctions. The problem is my wife named Celestina, i love that girl to death and it seems she wants to ensure that i go early. Name it, gono, staph, syphilis, hepatitis, herpes etc, i've been treated or am receiving treatment for them as i speak. My mother and friends want me to leave her but i will never do that. Any time i confront her she starts to cry and that makes me feel bad, i then apologise and tell her not to repeat it but it always happens. Other times because she's a fast talker, she can spit out 6.5 words in 2 seconds, she presents the superior argument and i have to budge.

I know what you're thinking, why don't i use protection then ? The problem is we don't have a child yet and i need to have one since she's going to kill me anyway. Alternatively i would like to know where i can get undees with locks and chains please.

@FL Gators
Ahn ahn radio without battery!! African Christine Amanpour biko at least let them discover this themselves

190:

kunbee

call me

190


buzz off

No doubt. The poster is a complete joker,having his fun.

Wheres dayo,heoneric,mukina2 chi? They must here this

edoyad:

@agathamari, has yous boyfriend try the chastity belt on you before ? Please i need to know if it works.

hahahahaha you must be kidding me

anyhow chastity belts are old technology and were widespread up untill 200 years ago or so.  now they are used mostly by people in to S & M or other bondage games

A-40:

@FL Gators
Ahn ahn radio without battery!! African Christine Amanpour biko at least let them discover this themselves

hahahha, damn, that hurts tho

A-40:

Hehehehe Edoyad ma nigga i hope you are joking cos if Dayokanu & Chic2pimp, sees this you might as well die oh

i swear this just crossed my mind when dayo sees this hin own don finish

jesus.:

Wheres dayo,heoneric,mukina2 chi? They must here this

i don see am oh


Edoyad

why you kill us like this na Arsenal dson suffer

^ Muki , do you know who Celestina is ? don't worry about dayo.

@A40 thank you abeg, don't mind this radio oja crocodile girl.

@agathamari, i'm interested in that dominatrix thingy.

edoyad:

^ Muki , do you know who Celestina is ? don't worry about dayo.

Jal or chickenshrimp?

i just knew this thread was a big joke

Muki you sef, this is a real serious issue o, i'm sick right now.

^^wont u change ya profile pics

edoyad:

@A40 thank you abeg, don't mind this radio oja crocodile girl.

edoyad:

Muki you sef, this is a real serious issue o, i'm sick right now.

But are you for real about this?

@FLgator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to such undees ? If not you can't help me .

@kunbee, you mean that one doesn't turn you on any longer ? I will change it if you tell me too.

I hope it aint a bini gurl that gave u all these diseases
besides i hope u havnt caught the main the main already~
[quote][/quote]Ar u trying to tell NL members that it's only d bini gals that sprayed all sort of disease in naija??

@Flogator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to those types of undees ?

@kunbee , doesnt that one turn you on anylonger ? Just beg me to and i will.

edoyad:

@Flogator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to those types of undees ?

@kunbee , doesnt that one turn you on anylonger ? Just beg me to and i will.

They sell them on ebay for cheap