If you hear this, you might freak out. But you'll learn alot of things.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xr8yfxUhpY

What did I just listen to?!

I didn't watch that video. I have too little time on Earth to spend several minutes listening to crap. I'm really sad for those of you that will give into fear just to preserve the status quo.

Save yourself some time and find something more interesting to fill it with.

Sincerely, The Devil.

post=69419608:
What did I just listen to?!

I have to ask these, no offense.

When the f does your business open? You are everywhere, every single thread. Even at odd hours of the day. Don't you sleep? Don't you work? Is your barbecue digital? If I order grilled fish will I get it via nairaland? What time zone are you on??

I think you should takeover from the Christian god 'cause you're everywhere and it's weird.

festwiz:


I have to ask these, no offense.

When the f does your business open? You are everywhere, every single thread. Even at odd hours of the day. Don't you sleep? Don't you work? Is your barbecue digital? If I order grilled fish will I get it via nairaland? What time zone are you in??

I think you should takeover from the Christian god 'cause you're everywhere and it's weird.

Wow!
Our business has been noticed by one more person.
We are so happy and grateful.
That means we are doing things right and making money.
Thanks for the mention Mr Wiz.
Thanks for caring so much about our business.

Oh, what is This? Christian god you said?
Let's stop at this point, cos we serve the ONE and ONLY true GOD.
We won't want the Angels to give you a sound slap with this blasphemy.
Okay bye!

Modify:
Oh, you signed your post as the Devil?
We made a mistake replying your mention then.
You just wasted a minute of our time.
We have nothing in common.
We are children of light.
Enjoy your darkness.
Talk to the hand henceforth!

post=69420560:

Wow!
Our business has been noticed by one more person.
We are so happy and grateful.
That means we are doing things right and making money.
Thanks for the mention Mr Wiz.
Thanks for caring so much about our business.

Oh, what is This? Christian god you said?
Let's stop at this point, cos we serve the ONE and ONLY true GOD.
We won't want the Angels to give you a sound slap with this blasphemy.
Okay bye!

Don't worry. They are not coming. Some pastors have tried to play the fear card with me. Needless to say 7 years so far and I'm not dead yet. Which is funny cause in 2015 a pastor gave me one weekend to turn over to god or die. Best weekend of my life needless to say. I was outdoors as much as possible to give his god a fighting chance. Disappointedly, nothing happened. Let's leave the threats for the little kids.

JESUS IS LORD FOREVER AND EVER

;Dlaugh won kill me for here

festwiz:


I have to ask these, no offense.

When the f does your business open? You are everywhere, every single thread. Even at odd hours of the day. Don't you sleep? Don't you work? Is your barbecue digital? If I order grilled fish will I get it via nairaland? What time zone are you in??

I think you should takeover from the Christian god 'cause you're everywhere and it's weird.