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(only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by enahoro15(m): 3:15pm On Jul 26, 2018
My penis has been paining and itching me for two months now every night and it doesn't let me sleep... Please I need some help on how to stop the pain and itching...
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by OneStep3: 3:17pm On Jul 26, 2018
grin
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 26, 2018
Please goto a hospital the earlier the better. Dr Ukoma

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Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by SUPERPACK: 3:23pm On Jul 26, 2018
Get a sharp knife and cut it off, you dont need it if you want to go to heaven.
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by LuciferChristi: 3:26pm On Jul 26, 2018
enahoro15:
My penis has been paining and itching me for two months now every night and it doesn't let me sleep... Please I need some help on how to stop the pain and itching...


Hahahahaha grin grin grin cheesy



My brother, what you have is a severe case of gonorrhoea & chlamydia.

Trace the last girl you slept with & give her the beating of her life. Now use the blood & rub it all over your cap.

By morning, the itch should be gone for good.
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by chigoziri2403(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2018
when last did you deworm yourself you might likely be suffering from ascaris conjinus
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by enahoro15(m): 4:09pm On Jul 26, 2018
chigoziri2403:
when last did you deworm yourself
you might likely be suffering from ascaris conjinus
please have you seen a case like this?
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by chigoziri2403(m): 4:12pm On Jul 26, 2018
enahoro15:
please have you seen a case like this?
of course, yours is even mild, the patient was always screaming and scratching his joystick, he can't eat, blood and pus everywhere, till I told him what to do to get rid of the nematode infestation
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by enahoro15(m): 4:35pm On Jul 26, 2018
chigoziri2403:
of course, yours is even mild, the patient was always screaming and scratching his joystick, he can't eat, blood and pus everywhere, till I told him what to do to get rid of the nematode infestation
please what drug can I use then?
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by chigoziri2403(m): 8:34pm On Jul 26, 2018
enahoro15:
please what drug can I use then?
kpekusmycin
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by enahoro15(m): 8:51pm On Jul 26, 2018
kpekusmycin no drug has this name please I need answer
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by mamatwiny(f): 9:13pm On Jul 26, 2018
chigoziri2403:
kpekusmycin


Hahahaha.
Doc Chigozirim, ur prescription is so on point.
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by chigoziri2403(m): 10:41pm On Jul 26, 2018
mamatwiny:


Hahahaha. Doc Chigozirim, ur prescription is so on point.
thank you, don't mention.
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by chigoziri2403(m): 10:41pm On Jul 26, 2018
enahoro15:
kpekusmycin no drug has this name please I need answer
are you a pharmacist
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by czarina(f): 3:02am On Jul 27, 2018
chigoziri2403:
are you a pharmacist
And to think I was even following your comments till I saw the last one. May the heavens forgive you! cheesy

Op, google your symptoms if you're that curious(not recommended though) and visit the hospital. DO NOT SELF-MEDICATE no matter what you get from Google!
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by chigoziri2403(m): 7:55am On Jul 27, 2018
czarina:
And to think I was even following your comments till I saw the last one. May the heavens forgive you! cheesy

Op, google your symptoms if you're that curious(not recommended though) and visit the hospital. DO NOT SELF-MEDICATE no matter what you get from Google!
and can you dispute my status, my methods are tested and trusted, testimonies abound
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by enahoro15(m): 8:52am On Jul 27, 2018
no drug with that name have asked and Phamarcist say nothing like that
Re: (only Medical Doctor Should Come In) by czarina(f): 9:21am On Jul 27, 2018
enahoro15:
no drug with that name
have asked and Phamarcist say nothing like that

cheesy cheesy cheesy He's fooling around! Can't you tell?

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