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| Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2007 |
Ok, I know this is going to sound like another level of Joke, but is dame real. A lady @ the last Shop where they sell supermarket / white man food, in the shopping plaza where I go once in a while to browse if my home connection is down did something very Crazy. I saw her in a very moody manner and I had to ask her watz wrong. She said is her Phone. What actually happened she explain:- I dey eat so my pure water wey i dey drink come pour on my phone. I interrupted:- The water plenty? She replied:- No, na small oooo So I queried:- so wetin come happen She settled down to answer me:- I come put ham inside the ehnn, this thing wey we take dey warm food (Microwave) and before I know, the phone come melt. I can't help myself but give her a full dose of all the laugh I could offer, was great funny. I think wat was on her mind would be; the phone is wet, and micro wave can dry it up, dry up in deed, What ever be the case, She got it DRIED UP, What a roasted mobile phone. Don't ask me where she's from please because she is from somewhere you already know.  |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by sunej(m): 2:15pm On Mar 30, 2007 |
O boy eh! That must be an Ijebu girl |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 3:50pm On Mar 30, 2007 |
| I was dame crazy that I had to move down to the plaza this morning to ask her what was her observation after warming the wet mobile, trust naija babes, she said:- E melt from back, , I helped her out by adding e don but burn from back. I wonder why she couldn't eat it yet.You mean Ijebu Girls can be that dame funny? Well have not met any yet, that would be great to know that not only one exist, but a tribe of them.  Try guess more, I will show her the thread maybe soonest and try see how to convince her to allow me snap her with ma phone or camera and upload it in this thread Funny, girl with a roasted mobile. |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by VictoryO1: 11:37pm On Mar 30, 2007 |
Thats really funny. I believe the lady is an Ibo girl, I mean the real ones from Villa. |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by ogorluv(m): 6:41am On Apr 01, 2007 |
Technically, can a microwave melt a phone? segoye2: |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 8:44pm On Apr 01, 2007 |
@ ogorluv, Huuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The Test is not far fetched. Get a Microwave and insert your mobile phone in it, switch it on and lets see the result. |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by ogorluv(m): 5:44am On Apr 02, 2007 |
why don't we do it this way; You bring the phone while I bring the microwave  . |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by Carlosein(m): 2:54pm On Apr 02, 2007 |
i agree both of u bring fone and microwave and i will lbe the judge shikena. |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 7:26pm On Apr 02, 2007 |
@ ogorluv, Well, I already have seen it myself, but for reference purpose, you can produce the microwave while Engr. Carlosein provide his phone for the experiment. I think not all phones can melt like that of our lady friend, Engr. Carlosein mobile cannot melt, I can bet it with my whole mind, abi carlosein? @ All, Am still making great efforts to snap the funny mobile. I was in her store this morning and was starring at the mobile and was like, Sister can I snap that phone? Can you pls advice me on how to do it better? should I just ask her flatly? I mean u need to see the remaining by all means. Any better idea please? |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by ogorluv(m): 11:25pm On Apr 02, 2007 |
@ segoye: We still have to settle the issue of the experiment before talking about pics. Pictures can be doctored and besides I ddon't even trust her not to have melted her mobile phone with a hair drier or somesuch appliance just to propergate the hoax. So I am going to trust my own experiment, you provide the hpone, our good engineer provide the microwave, I provide the tgable for the microwave and the engr will judge be cause he is the most qualified.  |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 11:16am On Apr 03, 2007 |
Well, I still think am the most qualified because I studied Gism in one of the best universities in the world located @ Toronto, so believe me, and remember when say believe me, you should. Engr., you can help us with your mobily phony, or wont you? |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by Razorr(f): 4:05pm On Apr 04, 2007 |
That story is really dumb!  If you put a mobile phone in a microwave for more than a few seconds, there would be a serious fire hazard and people would get hurt! |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by ogorluv(m): 4:35am On Apr 05, 2007 |
Razorr: |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by VictoryO1: 3:42pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
Dat woman must be stupid as hell to do such a thing, I've seem som1 who's even more stupid than this woman. She was talkin to som1 on the phone when she suddenly knelt down to greet the person "ekaro'' on a very busy road,men i couldnt help it so i burst out with lauhter. she could ve been hit by a vehicle. Lord help Nigerians. Holla |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by jummi(f): 5:55pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
For u guys to show that u are not just a bunch of noisemakers then u av to conduct the experiment And preferrably it should be the doubting thomas who wouldnt beleive the story who brings the equipments(phone and microwave) for the experiment and others should wait around and see what happens |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 7:33pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
@ Victor O., Thanks for that sharp reference. Can you share where that with us? Must be in one of this tipical village where the top selling GSM service provider hooked up with a very big wave of mercy. I guess that would be Ijebu area. @ Jummi, Thanks for the great support, you are right, they need to produce the materials for the experiment. @ All, I snapped the mobile phone today, but was dame dark, when I tried taking another snap, gush, I was nearly cut my the owner, aha ha hahaaa, |
| Re: Have You Seen A Roasted Mobile Phone Before? I Have Seen One. by segoye2(m): 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2007 |
maybe junmi should bring da phone maybe i'll bring d microwave, ur phone will be most preferrable. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA |
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