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Time To Laugh by Viiictor10(m): 12:13am On Sep 28, 2018 |
1. Today I took a step that most of you can't take because I went for an HIV TEST and I was very happy because when I got there the clinic was closed 2. I paid 100k to enter the zoo and You are telling me not to hug the lions? Lemme jhoor! 3. Slim girls deserve to wear earrings & the fat ones should wear padlocks 4. I used to see Ladies wearing toe rings thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to short guys who couldn't reach their fingers 5. Those People Who Send mobile Money to people by mistake, hasn't God Revealed my number to u in ur dream ? 6. I’m sure when you ask this NYSC batch “what batch are you in”they will be like Davido’s batch. 7. People Who Owe You Money Will Buy Something Right In front Of You & Be Like "I Haven't Forgotten About You".I Love Africans.. 8. You will be forming hard guy, but you count 1 2 3 before you pour cold water on your body, Ode! 1 Like |
Re: Time To Laugh by Viiictor10(m): 12:15am On Sep 28, 2018 |
SCHOOL FACTS*
In every Class there is..
1.The Thief
2.The shy type
3.The three best friends
4.The back seat guys with long neck
5.The smart type
6.The gossip squad with low mark
7.The Late comers
8.The clever girl who are loved by teachers
9.The guy who doesn't have anything to do
with
girls
10.The pastor
11.The copy Machine Boy/girl
12.The Talkative
13.The entertainer in every school gathering
14.The Bully one
15.The pretty girl
16.The funny one who disturb the class
17.The brilliant student
18.The gentle one
19.The Lover boy
Mine is Number 9
"Which one were you?? |
Re: Time To Laugh by Viiictor10(m): 12:18am On Sep 28, 2018 |
....... ......... ....... ........ ........ ....... 1. Church is the best place to go after a breakup You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit . 2. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly . 3. Nobody keeps in touch with yhu like a girl you promise to send money she can even appear in your dreams. . 4. The way some ladies use to eat corn in public ehn You will think the corn is the one responsible for all the problems and misfortunes of their life . 5. Rain wash my mouth tire today after school lesson....dah one no pain me like a slay queen I saw running as if she owe person money . 6. Akpors: My dad fell in the well Bae: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday . 7. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forwards and backwards like MTN Network Mtcheww . 8. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside Why? Because they know it looks like a parachute . 9. Nigerians and their funny prayer points .....which one is **O lord, use me till I become useless ** If I talk now, they will start saying I hate Yoruba people . 10. The only reason why I don't feel like getting married now is that everyone will now know that I've started having SEX including my MOM and its making me to feel Shy . 11. People are just so wicked sha, imagine selling fake rat poison in this economic recession Don't be a victim, taste it before buying it.... The original one is salty . 12. If you're happy with one girlfriend, imagine having 10? Happiness weee just kill you die . 13. Do you realize dah when you're madly in love, even insults sounds like birthday wishes? . 14. You will be praying for your sugar daddy to remember you, his wife will be praying for him to forget yhu You people are just confusing the innocent man's soul . 15. I'm still talking price with the thunder dah will fire those dah will read all this post without liking & dropping any comment cos the thunder z still doing press up in sambisa forest 16. Love is looking for you .... If you know, you know... 1 Like |
Re: Time To Laugh by Viiictor10(m): 12:20am On Sep 28, 2018 |
Laugh Laugh and Laugh
1, I wonder how people could be this funny...
Imagine two guys were fighting and I tried to
make things right between them. But when I
hear the cause of the fight I couldn't help it...
How will you borrow your friend's cloth and
then slim fit it
2, It's very annoying when you sleep and you
entered Canada in your dream only to wake
up and start hearing... Ekaaro o Ologi de
oooo....
3,A group of slim girls in the swimming pool
will be looking like boiled spaghetti.....
Lemme come and be going biko
4, If you hear a lady saying my child is my
everything... Just know the husband ran
away! Wisdom will not kill me
5, They say milk gives strength then I drank 4
cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but
when I drank 4 bottles of beer I saw the walls
moving themselves These scientists are bloody
liars.....
6, Those girls that snatch peoples boyfriends
haven't you seen me yet or you have appollo
Emi Odidi fine boy Nawa oh
7, What is Nigeria turning into? A friend just
told me that their father takes tithe and
offering from them during morning devotion
8, Ladies if you are sweeping your boyfriend's
room and you come across a paper that says
OVER 2.5 or 1X... keep it well ooo... cos it
might be your bride price.
9, Uncle because your crush now lives in your
area... You will now be wearing Suit to fetch
water... Bros behave na
10, Meanwhile some ladies be like... I need a
man that will open the door for me and show
me where to sit... A man that can stand by
my side and handles a lot of cash! Come to
think of it, aren't all this qualities of a bus
conductor? |
Re: Time To Laugh by Viiictor10(m): 12:23am On Sep 28, 2018 |
1) When you were born your father named
you Jennifer, your mother called you
Omalicha, and now you have changed your
name on Facebook to mhiz sexzy bae. Now
who is stupid?
(2) wickedness is when you ask a girl for
her number, but she gives you a wrong
number, on getting home you call and a
native doctor picks up the call, then you
mistakenly say hello my love..... Spiritual slap
is involved
(3) Nothing pains in this life than when you
want to throw away a gala sachet, and you
mistakenly throway your 1000 naira note
along Lagos-Benin expressway
(4) When Angel Gabriel will finally blow the
trumpet, all our politicians will go to hell fire,
because they will be busy looting and they
won't hear the trumpet
(5) when you are sitting alone and you hear
somebody call your name, but you look
round and find no one, don't panic your
village people just bought a new
microphone
(6) my grandmother came to me and said
that her phone ringing tone is finished, I
asked her to give me some money let me go
and download another one for her...... All the
money she collected from my grandfather
when she was young, I'll collect them back
(7) I nearly died when I watched Nollywood
movie and saw Tonto Dike and Oge Okoye
used as angels of God
( When I was in primary school, I had two
friends Solomon and Wisdom, but they
repeated primary 3,three times each
(9) Success is not until you have seven cars,
two helicopters and a mansion, success is
also when you are the admin of five
Facebook groups and two WhatsApp
groups, with 62,559 members
(10) Even Rats sef want to be among the
richest animals, a rat entered my room,
instead of going to where I kept my crayfish
and dry fish, its was heading toward my 50
naira note.... Na kill I kill am 1 Like |
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