State of The Nation- Satire: How APC is sponsoring many Presidential aspirants to weaken Opposition support base :*
*Asiwaju :* I need to talk to this Buhari boys at Abuja on some Political Strategy to adopt ahead of 2019 election .
*Ogbeni :* How do you mean . This is 2018 and you are talking about talking to them about 2019 election.Is it not too early ?

*Asiwaju :* Haaaaa too early ? Not at all . This Buhari boys should be aware that there is need to start on time .It is not only looting and sharing money that they know about .
Am heading to Abuja to discuss that.

*( At Abuja )*

*Asiwaju :* Hello Mr DG , I am here .You can get kyri and the others for us to meet as I proposed . I don’t have much time here in Abuja .

*DG :* OK, You are welcome. Chief of Staff and Kingbe will join us .
*( At the meeting point )*
*Asiwaju :* Welcome gentlemen . The meeting is about 2019 election .
I don’t want the meeting to last long.
I have some points that I want us to talk on.
*DG :* Good! Can you mention these points so that we can consider them ahead?
*Asiwaju :* my points are :

*(a)* We get INEC to register more political parties and sponsor some of their presidential candidates .
*(b)* We have to replace APC Chairman with someone with larger capacity .
*(c)* We should also sponsor some Presidential aspirants in PDP and use them to divide the party after their presidential Convention .
*(d)* For APGA , we will engage them to adopt our candidate or we nominate someone and give them as a candidate, all target to reduce South East vote for PDP Presidential candidate .

*Kyri :* Why should we sponsor presidential candidates of other parties ?

*Asiwaju :* It is good to sponsor them in order to weaken Opposition support base while APC consolidate . Register more Political parties and sponsor some of their Presidential aspirants in your opponents strongholds will help us consolidate while we weaken Opposition support base .
*DG :* I agree with all other suggestions,but changing the National Chairman of our Party is where I have issue . I think the man is not doing badly .
*Asiwaju :* Oyegun cannot be used to prosecute 2019 Presidential election .He has to go . I brought him and I am telling you, he has to go !

*Kyri :* Let’s step down Oyegun issue for now and discuss other items .

*DG :* Better! On the registering of more political parties , I will reach INEC Chairman on that . We also have to make sure that these political parties are not hijacked by PDP .
*El-Rufa :* Sorry , I joined the meeting late . But I wish to submit that I concur with most of the suggestions apart from Oyegun replacement angle, but since it has been stepped down for further consultation , I will not comment on that .

*Asiwaju :* Don’t worry about that . I will scheme how it will be run from afar and we will achieve our set goals with them .
Most of their presidential candidates will come from Southern part of the Country and we also go for younger and educated candidates to man these parties so as to get educated youthful population that ought to be against Buhari divided among these candidates .

*Kingbe :* Great! Then APGA Nko ?
*Asiwaju :* I will suggest that you talk to the President to nominate someone that we will give them, that is if they don’t want to adopt Buhari straight up .

*Kyri :* Great then,let’s move to implementation .
*Asiwaju :* I suggest we brief the President before implementation.

*DG :* Hahahahahahaha we are like the President .Once we agree ,it is done .There is no need of briefing anyone on this .We can only let him know for knowing sake .
*Kingbe :* DG take care of INEC Chairman initial meeting on this .
*Asiwaju :* Gentlemen , I have to rush back to Lagos .We shall reconvene for follow up and adjustment where there is need as we go on .

*Note : This is Satire from Onyia Fiction note*

*Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia ©2018*
Abuja , Nigeria.
*Asiwaju :* I need to talk to this Buhari boys at Abuja on some Political Strategy to adopt ahead of 2019 election .
*Ogbeni :* How do you mean . This is 2018 and you are talking about talking to them about 2019 election.Is it not too early ?

*Asiwaju :* Haaaaa too early ? Not at all . This Buhari boys should be aware that there is need to start on time .It is not only looting and sharing money that they know about .
Am heading to Abuja to discuss that.

*( At Abuja )*

*Asiwaju :* Hello Mr DG , I am here .You can get kyri and the others for us to meet as I proposed . I don’t have much time here in Abuja .

*DG :* OK, You are welcome. Chief of Staff and Kingbe will join us .
*( At the meeting point )*
*Asiwaju :* Welcome gentlemen . The meeting is about 2019 election .
I don’t want the meeting to last long.
I have some points that I want us to talk on.
*DG :* Good! Can you mention these points so that we can consider them ahead?
*Asiwaju :* my points are :

*(a)* We get INEC to register more political parties and sponsor some of their presidential candidates .
*(b)* We have to replace APC Chairman with someone with larger capacity .
*(c)* We should also sponsor some Presidential aspirants in PDP and use them to divide the party after their presidential Convention .
*(d)* For APGA , we will engage them to adopt our candidate or we nominate someone and give them as a candidate, all target to reduce South East vote for PDP Presidential candidate .

*Kyri :* Why should we sponsor presidential candidates of other parties ?

*Asiwaju :* It is good to sponsor them in order to weaken Opposition support base while APC consolidate . Register more Political parties and sponsor some of their Presidential aspirants in your opponents strongholds will help us consolidate while we weaken Opposition support base .
*DG :* I agree with all other suggestions,but changing the National Chairman of our Party is where I have issue . I think the man is not doing badly .
*Asiwaju :* Oyegun cannot be used to prosecute 2019 Presidential election .He has to go . I brought him and I am telling you, he has to go !

*Kyri :* Let’s step down Oyegun issue for now and discuss other items .

*DG :* Better! On the registering of more political parties , I will reach INEC Chairman on that . We also have to make sure that these political parties are not hijacked by PDP .
*El-Rufa :* Sorry , I joined the meeting late . But I wish to submit that I concur with most of the suggestions apart from Oyegun replacement angle, but since it has been stepped down for further consultation , I will not comment on that .

*Asiwaju :* Don’t worry about that . I will scheme how it will be run from afar and we will achieve our set goals with them .
Most of their presidential candidates will come from Southern part of the Country and we also go for younger and educated candidates to man these parties so as to get educated youthful population that ought to be against Buhari divided among these candidates .

*Kingbe :* Great! Then APGA Nko ?
*Asiwaju :* I will suggest that you talk to the President to nominate someone that we will give them, that is if they don’t want to adopt Buhari straight up .

*Kyri :* Great then,let’s move to implementation .
*Asiwaju :* I suggest we brief the President before implementation.

*DG :* Hahahahahahaha we are like the President .Once we agree ,it is done .There is no need of briefing anyone on this .We can only let him know for knowing sake .
*Kingbe :* DG take care of INEC Chairman initial meeting on this .
*Asiwaju :* Gentlemen , I have to rush back to Lagos .We shall reconvene for follow up and adjustment where there is need as we go on .

*Note : This is Satire from Onyia Fiction note*

*Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia ©2018*
Abuja , Nigeria.

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Sense too full their head

It has gotten to dishing out conversation from your anus ?
Pdp goons ! Una try

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