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Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by ranmoor: 7:00pm On May 13, 2019
It turns out, in Ancient Greece, small joysticks were far more sought after than big ones…

“Greeks associated small and non-erect joysticks with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” explains classics professor Andrew Lear, who has taught at Harvard, Columbia and NYU and runs tours focused on gay history.

He continues

“There is the contrast between the small, non-erect joysticks of ideal men (heroes, gods, nude athletes etc) and the over-size, erect joysticks of Satyrs (mythic half-goat-men, who are drunkards and wildly lustful) and various non-ideal men. Decrepit, elderly men, for instance, often have large joysticks.”

It was believed that a larger penis meant less masculinity

in Greek literature Lear says that a large penis is listed alongside a “pallid complexion,” a “narrow chest,” and “great lewdness” making the man a dishonorable Athenian youths.

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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 13, 2019
hmm what naija gals are running from

Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by ranmoor: 7:24pm On May 13, 2019
SmellySperm:
hmm what naija gals are running from

Abi ooo, if it never reach throat na prob for average Naija girl.

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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by Blakjewelry(m): 7:30pm On May 13, 2019
if they had big prick they won't have been able achieve what they did take a look at Africa today, the thing they know most is sss

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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by daddytime(m): 7:37pm On May 13, 2019
When you see some almajiri or abokis at the lowest rung of their society prickk...you go understand the myth above...

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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by Kwamecron(m): 7:43pm On May 13, 2019
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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by czarina(f): 12:25am On May 14, 2019
Insightful! I've been wondering
Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by Starboytwo(m): 12:36am On May 14, 2019
Thank God I have small one...

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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by alezzy13: 1:06am On May 14, 2019
Yeah I think this is correct. Large phallus was associated with lust, excessive hedonism and lack of self control.

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Re: Why Greek Statues Have Small joysticks by EbukaHades10(m): 4:28am On May 14, 2019
Orisirisi

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