I ran into an acquaintance I hadn't seen for some years and we got talking. I asked him if he is married now and he said no. When I asked why
he said that he can not "trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". He maintains that this is fundamentally unnatural.

When I thought about what he said, I saw his point. Anything that bleeds for 5 days should normally die of blood loss.

Guys, what do you think?

Anything that bleeds for days, be it 5 or 7 and doesn't die is not natural!! Mark of the devil (just a thought)?

johndoe200:

I ran into an acquaintance I hadn't seen for some years and we got talking. I asked him if he is married now and he said no. When I asked why
he said that he can not "trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". He maintains that this is fundamentally unnatural.

When I thought about what he said, I saw his point. Anything that bleeds for 5 days should normally die of blood loss.

Guys, what do you think?

LOL what manner of human is that I am still laughing. Ask him if he need something has stoped bleeding and will never bleed again forever, Maybe my great grandma will have an idea what he want.  

lol. . . . men are crazy

Inked_Nerd:

Lmao, the man wants a dead body.

No, you are being simplistic. He was simply stating that the unnatural biology of women is an outward sign of the well known female propensity for evil.

lol@the thread title

shouldn't this be in jokes section?

@topic.

I never thought it this way before o. Lol

LMFAO your friend is a born comedian. He mean to say he don't even trust his sisters? Damn! shame.

okay thanks for saying that. I didn't want to cause any offence

And that friend of yours came out via the bleeding 'port'? He should grab a rope and do justice to himself!

On a second thought your friend could be a confirmed homo!

why are you all getting worked up ? cant you all see the joke in the statement and move on

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why are you all getting worked up ? cant you all see the joke in the statement and move on  

The replies are mostly aimed at comedy, so the import is not totally lost on us.

The only explanation for this is that your friend didn't take biology classes during high school.

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why are you all getting worked up ? cant you all see the joke in the statement and move on  

moving on.

Let d curious cat take a one-way ticket to heaven [size=5pt](i'l suggest he b blind folded, bound hands n feet n left in d middle of the express way)[/size] & forward his question to God. He can then visit u in ur dream for d response. . rubbish!

This is simply stupid and retarded. Move to the joke section plz.

Almost got lost there. . .

Depends on the blood flow;but definately not a loose tap,then all pints would have been lost far less than 5days. Maybe her case is one out of many cases. . .and that's just scary. We don't have it that much inside.

Actually this are serious questions, especially for the men:

1. Can you trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die?
2. Is it not unnatural for something to bleed for days?
3. Is it not a "mark of the devil". Before you offer unreasoned comment think about this - In all organized religions (Catholics, Anglicans, Baptists, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists etc those that bleed are considered unworthy of leading a congregation and of being the head of the religion.

johndoe200:

I ran into an acquaintance I hadn't seen for some years and we got talking. I asked him if he is married now and he said no. When I asked why
he said that he can not "trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". He maintains that this is fundamentally unnatural.

When I thought about what he said, I saw his point. Anything that bleeds for 5 days should normally die of blood loss.

Guys, what do you think?

really ?

you should have reasoned my deeper


thats the same thing that made see the world you are seeing today

thats the same thing that made your daddy marry your mum (not love only) but kitten power

thats the same thing that would make your father almost kill someone if he hears that some nigga is tapping your mum

thats the same thing that can makes a man leave his family and start his own family

(laughing out loud and crying)