, underground and the govt sent a capsule down to rescue them one after the other, but the rescue had to be called off as the trapped miners could not agree amongst themselves on who goes first. Zoning was suggested but they could not agree on which zone will go first.


Eventually in a struggle to all board at the same time, the capsule was damaged leading to the call off.
Oh dear. Sorry it was only a nightmare. In fact the real problem was that FEC awarded the capsule contract to Ibori and we are still awaiting delivery 3 mths later. There is a probe going on to unravel this and retrieve the award sum before we get to the issue of what formula to adopt for the rescue and which miner comes out first. Meanwhile traditional rulers from the miners' towns are paying solidarity visits to the President to thank him for his efforts to rescue the miners.
And the First lady has just invited the wives of the Nigerian miners to Abuja for dinner at the Hilton!


The first ladies from the 36 states will also be in attendance. All including the wives of the miners will wear the Goodluck for President Ankara.
CNN reported early this morning that after 10mths underground all the 33 Nigerian miners have died and the Nigerian govt has declared 7 days of mourning during which the Nigerian flag will be flown at half mast.

ThankGOD it was just a dream.
Seriously,does ths reflect the state of the nation?

If the trapped Chileans were Nigerians, nothing else would have killed them but their shout of EFCC, ICPC, GEJ, IBB, OBJ, INEC, they would probably have killed each other with arguments about which tribe is better, which tribe rules Nigeria better.

For 69 days, what will you have imagined if there were 4 Hausas, 4 Ibos, 4 Yorubas, 4 Efik, 4 Fulanis, 4 Edo people, and 4 4 4 of others? They would have ganged against themselves inside the trap, form organisations, criticise themselves, slap each other with arguments, and lo, they would have been dead in 10 days with arguments.

If they were Nigerians.

una too much, really had a goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood laugh, well as a malo guy, I no say we go politicise our way and come out first, up nija.