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The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Pascopele: 11:44am On Aug 14, 2019
THE PATIENCE DOG EAT THE FATTEST BONE:

DON'T WAIT TO SAY; HAD I KNOW.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog , Rant HQ & posts " Hi am Felix Faith am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, they start running to churches begging Papas' to pray for them. Papas' will fast, pray and speak in tongues but no way.

13. At 40, they begin to see their family members as witches, wizards, principalities and powers.

14. At 45, they become the most active church workers with tears dropping from their eyes every morning and night.

15- At 50, they become mentors and public motivational speakers to young girls.
They can even write motivational and spiritual books.
That is how they'll tell you they decided to abstain from men so they could worship God in spirit and in truth.

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

(Keep sharing and educating those who wish to hear.)
Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by frankkydee(m): 11:47am On Aug 14, 2019
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Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 14, 2019
The thread and it's title dont relate. should we be patient till 40s or marry early? op change the name to THE PATIENT DOG DOESNT EAT ANY BONE.

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Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by 40secondsguy(m): 11:52am On Aug 14, 2019
undecided

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Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by OTayobami(m): 11:54am On Aug 14, 2019
40secondsguy:
undecided

This was the same thing i wanted to say, i thought the patient dog has die of hunger long time ago

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Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Pascopele: 11:56am On Aug 14, 2019
really
Blackivy27:
The thread and it's title dont relate.
should we be patient till 40s or marry early?
op change the name to THE PATIENT DOG DOESNT EAT ANY BONE.
Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by DanDeeBoss(m): 11:56am On Aug 14, 2019
At 39, They become bitter feminists
Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Abfinest007(m): 11:57am On Aug 14, 2019
as he want be
Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 14, 2019
Pascopele:
really
I was even wrong. The patient dog is dead.

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Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Pascopele: 12:05pm On Aug 14, 2019
grin grin grin
Blackivy27:
I was even wrong. The patient dog is dead.
Re: The Patience Dog Eat The Fattest Bone: by Pascopele: 8:54am On Mar 27, 2020

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