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See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Oai007(m): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2019
Is it by force to comment

Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by SLAP44: 11:17pm On Oct 04, 2019
That's what happens when bubu tries to respond to messages as Garba shehu went out grin

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Nobody: 11:22pm On Oct 04, 2019
SLAP44:
That's what happens when bubu tries to respond to messages as Garba shehu went out grin
I won't forgive you bro for successfully turning me into a mad man in the restroom right now. cheesy cheesy
A good laugh is therapeutic though. cheesy cheesy

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 11:38pm On Oct 04, 2019
This is an example of the kind of minds that support the failed BUHARI

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 11:38pm On Oct 04, 2019
J111333:
I won't forgive you bro for successfully turning me into a mad man in the restroom right now. cheesy cheesy
A good laugh is a therapeutic though. cheesy cheesy

So you are out drinking ko?
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Wiifesnatcher(m): 11:59pm On Oct 04, 2019
he end up disgracing himself. what a grammatical misfortune......

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Nobody: 12:07am On Oct 05, 2019
Wonderful! What language is that?
Is that Swahili?
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 12:22am On Oct 05, 2019
Wiifesnatcher:
he end ended up disgracing himself. what a grammatical misfortune......



Fixed. undecided
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 12:29am On Oct 05, 2019
SLAP44:
That's what happens when bubu tries to respond to messages as Garba shehu went out grin
Grammatically, the texts in bold are not in agreement.

Coincidentally, the Bubu you tried to mock has never committed such grammatical blunders. Pls I stand to be corrected with proof, not just empty ramblings.

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 12:31am On Oct 05, 2019
Simplyleo:

Grammatically, the texts in bold are not in agreement.

Coincidentally, the Bubu you tried to mock has never committed such grammatical blunders. Pls I stand to be corrected with proof, not just empty ramblings.

Why don't you take that same sentence and correct it let's see since you say they are not in agreement

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 12:32am On Oct 05, 2019
Simplyleo:
Hmmm

You sef fear grammar by a fellow Buharist grin
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 12:38am On Oct 05, 2019
FarahAideed:


Why don't you take that same sentence and correct it let's see since you say they are not in agreement
Okay.

SLAP44:
That's what happens when bubu tries to respond to messages as Garba shehu went goes out grin

Or
SLAP44:
That's what happens happened when bubu tries tried to respond to messages as Garba shehu went out grin
Done?

In English grammar, a word called "concord", exists, go and find out. And for you not to have seen these crystal clear grammatical errors says a lot about your literacy.

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 12:44am On Oct 05, 2019
FarahAideed:


You sef fear grammar by a fellow Buharist grin
Grammar by a fellow Buharist?

Do you want us to start bringing out grammar by fellow atikoolooters?

Mistakes made by everyone everyday and no one cares, they are now making a mountain out of mole hill of it. This is what happens when one searches for something that doesn't exist.

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 12:46am On Oct 05, 2019
Simplyleo:

Okay.



Or

Done?

In English grammar, a word called "concord", exists, go and find out. And for you not to have seen these crystal clear grammatical errors says a lot about your literacy.


You claim to be well lettered in grammar concord yet your so called correction is filled with discords & syntax errors . SMH

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 12:47am On Oct 05, 2019
FarahAideed:



You claim to be well lettered in grammar concord yet your so called correction is filled with discords & syntax errors . SMH
Pls bring out those "discords & syntax" errors let's see.

At least you challenged me to correct the sentence and I took up the challenge. Now do same if you are not an illiterate abusing words.
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 12:54am On Oct 05, 2019
Simplyleo:

Pls bring them out let's see.

At least you challenged me to correct the statement and I took the challenge. Now do same if you are not an illiterate.

What has being a " man" have to do with this? You Buharists and your misogynistic minds are appalling. I will not be drawn into misogyny driven situation sir .

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 1:00am On Oct 05, 2019
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FarahAideed:


What has being a " man" have to do with this? You Buharists and your misogynistic minds are appalling. I will not be drawn into misogyny driven situation sir .
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Oga, bring out those "discords & syntax" errors let's see, if you not an illiterate trying to abuse words.

You challenged me and I took up the challenge, so I expect you to reciprocate accordingly rather than this lame attempt at digressing.

Besides, I never asked if you are a man, what I asked is if you are not an illiterate.

Now, let me correct you again.

The first line in this your jaundiced response should be; "what has being a man got to do with..."

And you have the guts to describe Buhari as an illiterate. Smh.

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 1:35am On Oct 05, 2019
Simplyleo:

Pls bring out those "discords & syntax" errors let's see.

At least you challenged me to correct the sentence and I took up the challenge. Now do same if you are not an illiterate abusing words.

See what you wrote below

That's what happened when bubu tried to respond to messages as Garba shehu went out


The apt syntax and concord should be ;

"That's what happens when Bubu tries to respond to messages himself when Garba Shehu is not around ."

You instead opted to use the word "happened" in discord to the entire direction of Slap44's comment intent which was suggesting likelihood of an event and not an actual event that has "happened "

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Simplyleo: 1:56am On Oct 05, 2019
[s]
FarahAideed:


See what you wrote below



The apt syntax and concord should be ;

"That's what happens when Bubu tries to respond to messages himself when Garba Shehu is not around ."

You instead opted to use the word "happened" in discord to the entire direction of Slap44's comment intent which was suggesting likelihood of an event and not an actual event that has "happened "
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Oga, I gave two options (which are both grammatically correct) but you decided to quote one where you think a hole exists. In the two options, one is in simple present, the other in simple past. The comment I initially quoted has a mixture of present and past which negates the rule of concord.

You are here now adding and subtracting ("himself" & "not around" ) in an attempt to claim there is an error. Niggah, my intention was never to change his comment but to point out the grammatical errors and that is exactly what I did.

And incidentally, the one that suits this your explanation was the first but you deliberately skipped it and went for the one you think is incorrect.

Here it is again in case you deliberately went blind.
SLAP44:
That's what happens when bubu tries to respond to messages as Garba shehu went goes out grin

Now let me correct you again.

"That's what happens when Bubu tries to respond to messages himself when Garba Shehu is not around ."
When when when everywhere. Very bad writing skill. Next time, change either of the "whens" to "whenever".

A single message can be written in more than a million ways, so your attempt at changing the context thereby making a claim of picking errors is nothing but bunkum.

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Kweenluchy: 2:04am On Oct 05, 2019
grin grin grin grin
Make I no comment Wetin dey my mind

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by olisaEze(m): 4:36am On Oct 05, 2019
Grammernazi coman see o, Simplyleo & FarahAideed don turn small joke to grammar contest!

...educative though, especially for our NLders way sabi mix up their tenses. grin

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by gunuvi(m): 4:53am On Oct 05, 2019
FarahAideed is correct. Simple

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Nobody: 5:04am On Oct 05, 2019
FarahAideed:


So you are out drinking ko?
Nay, just using restroom.


Wait a minute, y'all haff turned this thread to an Engirish class without realising there are some illiterates like me here.
I'm outta here. sad
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by buhariguy(m): 6:07am On Oct 05, 2019
pig reno
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Criticaltemp: 7:02am On Oct 05, 2019
I'll be back soon

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by alezzy13: 7:37am On Oct 05, 2019
gunuvi:
FarahAideed is correct. Simple

Totally wrong. He was just trying to play smart but got his ass whopped by Simplyleo.

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Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by shilenji(m): 7:42am On Oct 05, 2019
Sad: breaking news

English language died at the hands of one twitter user (name withheld)while replying renoomokri and will be laid to rest in its hometown in England.

Cause of death: still undergoing autopsy.

Time of death: still unknown

Killer: still at large.
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by Kendumazy(m): 7:53am On Oct 05, 2019
Lol
Re: See What Happens When Twitter Is In Wrong Hand by FarahAideed: 8:00am On Oct 05, 2019
Simplyleo:
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Oga, I gave two options (which are both grammatically correct) but you decided to quote one where you think a hole exists. In the two options, one is in simple present, the other in simple past. The comment I initially quoted has a mixture of present and past which negates the rule of concord.

You are here now adding and subtracting ("himself" & "not around" ) in an attempt to claim there is an error. Niggah, my intention was never to change his comment but to point out the grammatical errors and that is exactly what I did.

And incidentally, the one that suits this your explanation was the first but you deliberately skipped it and went for the one you think is incorrect.

Here it is again in case you deliberately went blind.


Now let me correct you again.


When when when everywhere. Very bad writing skill. Next time, change either of the "whens" to "whenever".

A single message can be written in more than a million ways, so your attempt at changing the context thereby making a claim of picking errors is nothing but bunkum.
Come on come on

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