and will i be started at a high rank ? also how easy is it to join customs and immigration ?

Ask GEJ or ATK.

Or you can ask OBJ or NRD(Nuhu Ribadu)

These are successful old-timers in the game. . . erm, except GEJ of course, who only lasted 2 years at the customs.

Carry yourself go, buy uniform put any rank, buy AK-47, no need for Ikejan Police training and stand by the express de collect your N20.

Blazay:

Ask GEJ or ATK.

Or you can ask OBJ or NRD(Nuhu Ribadu)

These are successful old-timers in the game. . . erm, except GEJ of course, who only lasted 2 years at the customs.

i would love to join some kinda force in nigeria for my protection. one of my family friends went into NDA in nigeria when he was a kid. now he is a brigadier general in the army and he is very young. when i went to nigeria to visit some time ago, i rolled with him. anytime we got to checkpoints when he produced his army credentials all the policemen saluted and some even prostrated for him   when he goes through customs they just salute him and wave him through. this is the kind of treatment i demand when i am in naija. i refuse to be a victim to checkpoint harrasment

Carry yourself go, buy uniform put any rank you want, buy AK-47, no need for Ikeja Police training, buy torchlight, find wood with nails sticking out and then find a nice spot/checkpoint on the Lagos-Benin express de collect your N20.

safariman:

Carry yourself go, buy uniform put any rank, buy AK-47, no need for Ikejan Police training and stand by the express de collect your N20.

i no need the 20 naira. i dey use the uniform as protection for checkpoint harrasment. matter of fact when i join the police or army or customs, i think i will wear the uniform 24 7 when i am travelling anywhere within nigeria. even at nightclubs i will wear my army uniform  

safariman:

Carry yourself go, buy uniform put any rank you want, buy AK-47, no need for Ikeja Police training, buy torchlight, find wood with nails sticking out and then find a nice spot/checkpoint on the Lagos-Benin express de collect your N20.

na so you dey do am ? be like say you get experience well well

@OP
I know you know is true connections

I no de do am o.
"Through connections"

oh i need connections to join ? really ? i cant just walk in there and say i want to enlist ?

Just land first, if you are well loaded we can arrange two hefty MOPOL to be guarding you with an AK 47 wherever you go, even watching you while you service the babes, lol.
Everyone will keep off and hail you as 'charmann!'

invisible!:

Just land first, if you are well loaded we can arrange two hefty MOPOL to be guarding you with an AK 47 wherever you go, even watching you while you service the babes, lol.
Everyone will keep off and hail you as 'charmann!'

i hear you. but this is permanent arrangement i need. i cant have 2 mopol with me forever. sounds too costly.

buzugee:

i would love to join some kinda force in nigeria for my protection. one of my family friends went into NDA in nigeria when he was a kid. now he is a brigadier general in the army and he is very young. when i went to nigeria to visit some time ago, i rolled with him. anytime we got to checkpoints when he produced his army credentials all the policemen saluted and some even prostrated for him when he goes through customs they just salute him and wave him through. this is the kind of treatment i demand when i am in naija. i refuse to be a victim to checkpoint harrasment

I thnk you just failed the first test.
You talk too much.

Blazay:

I thnk you just failed the first test.
You talk too much.

you dont say oh dear

buzugee:

oh i need connections to join ? really ? i cant just walk in there and say i want to enlist ?

I think police recruitment is done periodically, according to need. And you will need to know somebody to get in, or grease some palms as I heard. (I dont wanna get arrested online)

@buzugee
You can try walking in, I guess you haven't seen the pictures of applicants looking for jobs all packed at stadiums, looked like a football match

invisible!:

I think police recruitment is done periodically, according to need. And you will need to know somebody to get in, or grease some palms as I heard. (I dont wanna get arrested online)

get arrested online ? stop playing. seriously though, so i gotta grease some palms ? that can be arranged. i will love to be a policeman in nigeria though. that would seriously be something i would love to do. not for the money. just for the fun of it. i shall look into it

safariman:

@buzugee
You can try walking in, I guess you haven't seen the pictures of applicants looking for jobs all packed at stadiums, looked like a football match

i can get my brigadier general army friend to get me through the door. it is not what you know. it is who you know

If you have Brigadier Gen as a friend, why you de ask us about joining the police of immigration?

safariman:

@buzugee
You can try walking in, I guess you haven't seen the pictures of applicants looking for jobs all packed at stadiums, looked like a football match

Naa, nobody can pack themselves in any stadium to secure a chance to be shot at by robbers for less than 200 dollars monthly.

safariman:

If you have Brigadier Gen as a friend, why you de ask us about joining the police of immigration?

cuz i want to find out how easy it is to do it on my own. i dont want to owe anyone favors. you know how it is ? someone helps you out, then you owe them a favor. you are obligated to them.i hate that feeling. i like to approach people on an even playing field and not one of subservience because i owe them a favor.

invisible!:

Naa, nobody can pack themselves in any stadium to secure a chance to be shot at by robbers for less than 200 dollars monthly.

we all gotta go sometime right ?

@invisible!
There were pictures floating around with a whole stadium packed with people filling out application

plus i reckon if i join, i will not use police issued gun. i will buy tech nine or an uzi from the states. this will be what i will use. i will also buy a bullet proof jacket. i quite fancy the challenge of being a badazz cop in my own country

its better to wash toilet in UK than come home and join the police. u better stay where u are or find better to start BIZ here

temmytanny:

its better to wash toilet in UK than come home and join the police. u better stay where u are or find better to start BIZ here

i am not joining the force in nigeria because i need the money. this is for when i want to return to nigeria permanently. i would have bought my house in nigeria and have money in the bank in england to sustain me. this will be a new adventure for me. being in the position of the predator and not the prey. not saying i will prey on anyone when i join the force but it will be refreshing knowing i can kick anyones butt if they messed up and they cant do anything about it. ya dig ?

sorry about my reply but i stil dont think its ideal to join them cos they wont treat you fine (not money wise oo)even if you come for MARS.our system is corrupt and only you cant repair it

Rotfl

temmytanny:

sorry about my reply but i stil dont think its ideal to join them cos they wont treat you fine (not money wise oo)even if you come for MARS.our system is corrupt and only you cant repair it

i am not trying to repair it. i am simply putting myself in the position of 'PREDATOR'

safariman:

Carry yourself go, buy uniform put any rank you want, buy AK-47, no need for Ikeja Police training, buy torchlight, find wood with nails sticking out and then find a nice spot/checkpoint on the Lagos-Benin express de collect your N20.

You are bad ooooo . . . .You are not nice at all . . . . So you hate the country like this

You want to buy you uzi gun from the US and have money in a UK bank. Where are you exactly if you are actually anywhere.

ping pong:

You want to buy you uzi gun from the US and have money in a UK bank. Where are you exactly if you are actually anywhere.

I am currently at agege market. i sell spare parts