it has been weeks my phone got spoilt, i have been bored and handicapped ever since.
I am an 'extro-introvert'; which means my mood, energy and people around me determines my 'vertness', so i keep to myself most times and loud sometimes depending on the enviroment.
When my phone was off, i missed it terribuly, just like yours, it is my companion and everything.
i decided to fix it when i got the money, i went to the market, met with the tech-guy, was going downstairs to attend to my other needs when i saw HER.
She was wearing a yellow gown which was plastered to her skin, it made the skin gasp for air, due to the firmness the cloth was holding onto her, her skin was as shining as a boiled tar, to be coated on a graded muddy road but the difference is that her complexion wasnt as dark as the tar, infact she is like carbury chocolate, i wanted to consume all of her ASAP.
Her presence was screaming "SEE ME!".
I walked by her and smiled saying HI, she retured the greetings with a more beautiful smile.

itzdeejay:
it has been weeks my phone got spoilt and i have been bored and handicapped.
I am an 'extro-introvert'; which means my mood, energy and people around me determines my 'vertness', so i keep to myself most times and loud sometimes depending on the enviroment.
When my phone was off i missed it terribuly because, like yours, it is my companion and everything.
i decided to fix it bc the money for it came, i went to the market, met with the tech-guy, was going downstairs to attend to my other needs when i saw HER.
She was wearing a yellow gown, attached to her skin which makes the skin gasp for air due to the firmness the cloth was gripping her skin, her skin was as shining as a tar boiled and is ready to be coated on a graded muddy road but the difference is that her complexion wasnt as dark as the tar, infact she is like carbury chocolate, i wanted to consume all of her ASAP.
Her presence was screaming "SEE ME!".
I walked by her and smiled saying HI, she retured the greetings with a more beautiful smile.

more like you are writing a novel

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itzdeejay:
it has been weeks my phone got spoilt and i have been bored and handicapped.
I am an 'extro-introvert'; which means my mood, energy and people around me determines my 'vertness', so i keep to myself most times and loud sometimes depending on the enviroment.
When my phone was off i missed it terribuly because, like yours, it is my companion and everything.
i decided to fix it bc the money for it came, i went to the market, met with the tech-guy, was going downstairs to attend to my other needs when i saw HER.
She was wearing a yellow gown, attached to her skin which makes the skin gasp for air due to the firmness the cloth was gripping her skin, her skin was as shining as a tar boiled and is ready to be coated on a graded muddy road but the difference is that her complexion wasnt as dark as the tar, infact she is like carbury chocolate, i wanted to consume all of her ASAP.
Her presence was screaming "SEE ME!".
I walked by her and smiled saying HI, she retured the greetings with a more beautiful smile.

chinua Achebe no see ur break light

We walk passed each other and i turned back to see if the "backpack" is as impressive as the front display of God's artistic genuism and behold "God never lies and everything he does is perfect, unique and his own image". The vibration of the subcoatenous skin, adhered to different laws of motion and made my mind drift. It seems God knows how to answer prayers. She had all the physical attributes i desire in a lady; bulgy eyes, thick lips and red, thick petite body shape, bouncing backpack and model-like appeal to me and anyone looking.
I told my friend that i was with, that if i come back and she is here, that i wont be search and single anymore, he brushed it off laughing and said "if i can get to her first then i can make this assertion".
We came back and she was in a beauty shop buying things.
I walked in and said i wanted to make my hair (i have long grey hair which i braid) but she will have to be the one to braid it.
She smiled again and "asked if i wanted to talk to her or braid my hair"? I said both

...she said she will give me audience, but i should first finish with what my hair while she completes hers.
Few hours later we where gisting and eating in a closeby resturant then she said.

"I like you and you seem fun, but i am pregnant!
A month pregnant."

What should i do?

itzdeejay:
...she said she will give me audience, but i should first finish with what my hair while she completes hers.
Few hours later we where gisting and eating in a closeby resturant then she said.

"I like you and you seem fun, but i am pregnant!
A month pregnant."

What should i do?

This lives me with a topic that i will be writing next....a question for the men "can you date a pregnant girl"?

Follow up

Amotolongbo:
more like you are writing a novel

Patient my friend!
Cant i be descriptive and funny in the gist?

itzdeejay:


Patient my friend!
Cant i be descriptive and funny in the gist?

the same reason why I felt you are writing a novel

fuckingAyaya:
chinua Achebe no see ur break light

Abeg oh!! Lol!! No start watin i no go fit finish.

I am just asking a descriptive question and gist.

People do it if the previous man is not active or Kuku abort

itzdeejay:
...she said she will give me audience, but i should first finish with what my hair while she completes hers.
Few hours later we where gisting and eating in a closeby resturant then she said.

"I like you and you seem fun, but i am pregnant!
A month pregnant."

What should i do?

if have heard about a particular bird that lays on other birds eggs and make the eggs it's own... I can't remember the name of the bird right now

MadelnNigeria:
if have heard about a particular bird that lays on other birds eggs and make the eggs it's own... I can't remember the name of the bird right now

Thank you for the hidden message.

itzdeejay:


Thank you for the hidden message.

the choice is yours

You need to see beyond this and give it a try