lazkizz:
wow its an amazing experience , clocking 5years on this forum.
first a friend introduce me to nairaland 2015 ...and it was a sweet and Mara journey ,
rumors say nairaland sweet pass twitter even doh we no dy hashtag.
....always laughing when am on nairaland , so te my family members dy think say I don crazy ..
the funny tin be say I have never ever be an FCT .
I No dy even think Of FP ( front page )


my Nokia x2 battery don low and 4 of the keypad don comot (up,8,>,3)
hoping to see any good nairalander or seun or any of the mods to get me a smartphone on my nairaday.


now if u can't buy me and get pls teach me the full meaning of nairaland slangs!!!
moniker
afojans
lala
nairaday
op
e.t.c and less I forget Igbos

now I make me I get my first FP na for 5years ....

dejt4u:
Will be 11years on this forum tomorrow, 29th of June

punisha:


U have been on NL for 5years and know nothing?
On behalf of everyone else who will for starters be disturbed with your incoherent writing...i donate one 3G powered thunderous slap to u.

punisha:


U have been on NL for 5years and know nothing?
On behalf of everyone else who will for starters be disturbed with your incoherent writing...i donate one 3G powered thunderous slap to u.

lekxaid007:
7 good years

dejt4u:
Will be 11years on this forum tomorrow, 29th of June

gentlestdude:
I think 2008, saw my friend cruising the site and I checked it out, have opened nairaland everyday since then, yeah like every blessed day until tomorrow

AiteeAitee:
I opened my 1st account in 2017. I lost access to the email connected to it so I deleted it and opened another in 2018. I kind of mistakenly deleted that one earlier this year so I reopened in again March 2020

My guy nairaland is sweeter than twitter by far. I call it the Nigerian version of twitter.

It's addictive eh!

Fact is, if you can survive trolling and bashing on Nairaland, you can survive anywhere in the world

illicit:
Joined 2010

Jesse6:
2years
Nairaland is sweeter than twitter due to the fact that even without data you can access it lol

Greatzeus:
@Lazkizz
You write so poorly. In fact the only accepted standard for your write up is if you dropped out at Primary 4. I don't expect a primary 6 or Jss1 pupil to write like you wrote above.
Yes,who English help right? I have heard that many times here. I hope you into business,collect money and give money that's all English won't stop you from making money. But what if an opportunity arises and a prestigious corporate or political position is opened for your family or village,do you think they will even look at you that can't make just a simple statement in English correctly? You need to develop yourself,it's never too late.
Besides nobody is paying you here for posting anything, nobody is chasing you. So why not settle down,write your post and go over it?

lazkizz:
thanks bro noted

lazkizz:
thanks bro noted

lazkizz:
10 years now hmmmmm

Makavelli25:
Mhen. Opened my first account 2017 got served till 2030

Since then i don open like 20 account

Nairaland no dey tire person