WHO SHOULD DIE FIRST?

Its glaring for all and sundry that more husbands die before their wives. In fact, its naturally expected that the husband should bite the dust of death before his wife . And its beginning to look like one of those laws of nature. People are quick to label as "strange" when it's the wife that passes on ahead of the husband . I really don't know which side of the divide is more appropriate.

Below are some reasons I think is responsible for this

(1) Men marry younger women -

From time immemorial, a man preferred to marry a much younger woman. Even now, the trend is still generally considered as the natural order. Age is considered vital when the subject of submission is raised, even more within the context of marriage. It is said that a woman is more likely to submit to a husband older than her. Since the older is expected to die before the younger, this implies that the husband should anticipate death before his wife.

(2) Men risk their lives to feed the family -

The primary responsibility of the husband is to cater for his family's welfare. In the process of looking for bread, he is exposed to numerous hazards. Have you noticed that women are hardly the targets of assassins, men are mostly the victims. These are some of the hazards men face while transacting high profile businesses and negotiations. A man's life is not exactly far from death. Though women also face a lot of risk today as breadwinners.

(3) Some women don't take care of their husbands -

When a woman denies her husband a good and balanced meal, suffocates him by her unending nagging , disrespects the man and gives him no real reason to be happy, she's gradually pushing her husband to the grave

(4) Some women deliberately kill their husbands-

A man's wife is in the best position to kill him. Disputes over property allocation via a will, adultery and other domestic issues may prompt a wife to decide to terminate her husband's life.
I pray that you will not marry a killer wife. And for the married, may your wife not develop killing tendencies.

By and large, death is inevitable for the husband, wife and the children who will grow to become husbands and wives in the future.
Of more importance than death is what happens to the deceased and bereaved after death, because honestly, anyone can kick the bucket first.

Anybody fit die first

As far say children no die

Everything is actually by the grace of God. No one has power to decide who will first kick the bucket.

Mostly men die before men because of frustration at homefront. No. 3 is most relevant, check your environment, there are more landladies than landlords. 80% of the men are gone 20 years before their wives who are less than 10 years younger.

MightySparrow:
Mostly men die before men because of frustration at homefront. No. 3 is most relevant, check your environment, there are more landladies than landlords. 80% of the men are gone 20 years before their wives who are less than 10 years younger.

Number 2 seems to be the case with most of the deaths recorded.

From the health angle, genetics and biological makeup favours females more than males that is why from the onset Infant mortality is higher in male children as they are more vulnerable to diseases and for many that survive that stage as they grow older, they develop poor health seeking/promoting behaviours.

It is a fact in health psychology, that men are less likely than women to seek help from health professionals for health related problems and these are evidence- based which any one can read up.

I didn't bother reading the body because the title put me off. What a satanic question.

Ishilove:
I didn't bother reading the body because the title put me off. What a satanic question.

Typical of a Lilly livered, chicken hearted woman. This is a question MCs joke with at wedding engagements.

between your wife & u, who will u prefer to die 1st?

seyi360:


Number 2 seems to be the case with most of the deaths recorded.

Yea, I rather even agree with you and OP that all in varying degrees.

between your husband & u, who will u prefer to die lst?

All these dumb topics..

I think it should be the wife.
If I eventually die before her,abeg put my money in the grave or give my family members.
I really don't plan to have kids,if at all I do,just one girl is okay for me.
I cant stand the sight of one woman balling her family and some other people with my dough!
My spirit fit revolt if possible.

seyi360:


Typical of a Lilly livered, chicken hearted woman. This is a question MCs joke with at wedding engagements.

Na you get your mouth. No God fearing MC will use death to joke at a wedding so don't use that as a yardstick to ask demonic questions. When your siblings are getting married you are free to ask them who will die first.

See question

Ishilove:

Na you get your mouth. No God fearing MC will use death to joke at a wedding so don't use that as a yardstick to ask demonic questions. When your siblings are getting married you are free to ask them who will die first.

Before nko, you wan claim my mouth? Na by force to comment? Abeg swerve, it's obvious you are either a teenager, naive youth or a teenager trapped in the body of an adult

seyi360:


Before nko, you wan claim my mouth? Na by force to comment? Abeg swerve, it's obvious you are either a teenager, naive youth or a teenager trapped in the body of an adult

The only teenager and naive youth here is you. I repeat, ask your siblings this evil question on their wedding day and tell them it is a 'joke' while you're at it.

It is everything you people want to post on social media. Nothing is anathema anymore because of your ignorance.

2dice01:
All these dumb topics..

'Dumb' is a gross understatement.

Ishilove:
I didn't bother reading the body because the title put me off. What a satanic question.

You epitomize the mentally lazy youth who wouldn't read, but hasty to open her buca cavity to spill what is left of her preconceived, prejudiced mind.
Without any shadow of ambiguity you are one of those still afraid of death, that's why you're still a baby. It's people like you who wouldn't write their will thinking they will live forever.

seyi360:


You epitomize the mentally lazy youth who wouldn't read, but hasty to open her buca cavity to spill what is left of her preconceived, prejudiced mind.
Without any shadow of ambiguity you are one of those still afraid of death, that's why you're still a baby. It's people like you who wouldn't write their will thinking they will live forever.

Lol. It seems you just learned these words which is why you have used them wrongly. You create a dumb topic like someone rightly pointed out and you don't expect to be called out? Why do you keep avoiding my suggestion that you direct your demonic question to your sibs?

I'm going to stop responding to your idiocy so the thread doesn't extend beyond one page, thereby giving passersby the wrong notion that the thread is a sensible one.

Ishilove:
'Dumb' is a gross understatement.

I tell you Maybe the children should die first
Since people common sense isn't common anymore

2dice01:
I tell you
Maybe the children should die first

Since people common sense isn't common anymore

LMAO!

Watch out. He is going to label you a "naive teenager who is afraid of death and does not read, thereby opening your buca cavity to spill the preconceived notions of what is left of your prejudiced mind". The English is plenty.

Buca cavity ko, Iya Basira cavity ni.

Men should die first, all of them can jump off a cliff and die.

Ishilove:

LMAO!

Watch out. He is going to label you a "naive teenager who is afraid of death and does not read, thereby opening your buca cavity to spill the preconceived notions of what is left of your prejudiced mind". The English is plenty .

Buca cavity ko, Iya Basira cavity ni.

Opoor oo

That some low budget Patrick Obahiagbon shiit
He needs to upgrade to a better version

Seems you already learning the craft also

CHoccolaTE:
Men should die first, all of them can jump off a cliff and die.

Shoutout to the real niggga that ****

Ishilove:

Lol. It seems you just learned these words which is why you have used them wrongly. You create a dumb topic like someone rightly pointed out and you don't expect to be called out? Why do you keep avoiding my suggestion that you direct your demonic question to your sibs?

I'm going to stop responding to your idiocy so the thread doesn't extend beyond one page, thereby giving passersby the wrong notion that the thread is a sensible one.

English Professor, please kindly correct the errors in your deluded mind .

It's crystal clear as the star studded heaven that you're not emotionally stable enough to discuss the topic " death". Hence , you started displaying your mental epilepsy.

Next time, ignore the topic and swerve.

Lol, does it really matter who dies first when nobody lives forever?
Everyone is gonna end up dead and rotten regardless.

In the game of life, the house ALWAYS wins... the fúcking game is rigged and will only ever have losers.

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seyi360:
WHO SHOULD DIE FIRST?

Its glaring for all and sundry that more husbands die before their wives. In fact, its naturally expected that the husband should bite the dust of death before his wife . And its beginning to look like one of those laws of nature. People are quick to label as "strange" when it's the wife that passes on ahead of the husband . I really don't know which side of the divide is more appropriate.

Below are some reasons I think is responsible for this

(1) Men marry younger women -

From time immemorial, a man preferred to marry a much younger woman. Even now, the trend is still generally considered as the natural order. Age is considered vital when the subject of submission is raised, even more within the context of marriage. It is said that a woman is more likely to submit to a husband older than her. Since the older is expected to die before the younger, this implies that the husband should anticipate death before his wife.

(2) Men risk their lives to feed the family -

The primary responsibility of the husband is to cater for his family's welfare. In the process of looking for bread, he is exposed to numerous hazards. Have you noticed that women are hardly the targets of assassins, men are mostly the victims. These are some of the hazards men face while transacting high profile businesses and negotiations. A man's life is not exactly far from death. Though women also face a lot of risk today as breadwinners.

(3) Some women don't take care of their husbands -

When a woman denies her husband a good and balanced meal, suffocates him by her unending nagging , disrespects the man and gives him no real reason to be happy, she's gradually pushing her husband to the grave

(4) Some women deliberately kill their husbands-

A man's wife is in the best position to kill him. Disputes over property allocation via a will, adultery and other domestic issues may prompt a wife to decide to terminate her husband's life.
I pray that you will not marry a killer wife. And for the married, may your wife not develop killing tendencies.

By and large, death is inevitable for the husband, wife and the children who will grow to become husbands and wives in the future.
Of more importance than death is what happens to the deceased and bereaved after death, because honestly, anyone can kick the bucket first.

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2dice01:
All these dumb topics..

Your banal, prosaic and humdrum mind obviously can't comprehend or fathom the discourse.

seyi360:

Your banal, prosaic and humdrum mind obviously can't comprehend or fathom the discourse.

Chai, 2dice01, it seems like OP opened Oxford dictionary on top of our matter today. LWKMD!!

What a dumbass

Ishilove:

Lol. It seems you just learned these words which is why you have used them wrongly. You create a dumb topic like someone rightly pointed out and you don't expect to be called out? Why do you keep avoiding my suggestion that you direct your demonic question to your sibs?

I'm going to stop responding to your idiocy so the thread doesn't extend beyond one page, thereby giving passersby the wrong notion that the thread is a sensible one.

Thought you vowed not to pontificate the gibberish from your miasma conditioned mind.

Ishilove:

Chai, 2dice01, it seems like OP opened Oxford dictionary on top of our matter today. LWKMD!!

What a dumbass

Lol, apparently your cerebrally challenged syndicate left your black ass to burn in the inferno.