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Is This For Real? by fstranger3(m): 12:25pm On Mar 05, 2011
Re: Is This For Real? by bkbabe97y(m): 12:58pm On Mar 05, 2011
Phew! Damn! Snap! How do I say this without sounding offensive. . . . ?

Um, Africans are fuxcking gullible!

No, wait thats not it.

Christians are fuxcking gullible. . .

Naaah! Dont sound right either. Oh, yeah, I think I got it now!

AFRICAN CHRISTIANS ARE GULLIBLE AS FUXCK!

There, I said it!
Re: Is This For Real? by Rhino5dm: 1:30pm On Mar 05, 2011
These folks keep on stage-managing miracles in order to milk their gullible congregation dry. They collect the last penny from thier congregation to purchase private jets, ride on bullet proof jeep and wear expensive designer suits. our major problem is inability to question people in authority and wrong perception of incurring wrath of the creator when you intended to do so.

The con men have tactically turn religion activity into a multi-billion naira profit making organisation, some went to extent of charging gate fee for a normal routine religious activity, while the average gullible follower is threaten with curses and damnation to deter him from asking question.

THIS IS NIGERIA, a place where any dimwit will have a dream and order you to set ablaze your only son, divorce your partner in the name of seeing vision and comminucating with higher authority or any nutcase will wake up from slumber and start killling and terrorising people in the name of "boko haram" or "jihad".

what a shame!
Re: Is This For Real? by seanet02: 1:34pm On Mar 05, 2011
Fraudddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Re: Is This For Real? by wesley80(m): 1:45pm On Mar 05, 2011
The reason its called a 'MIRACLE' is so fooooools can say its Impossible!
Re: Is This For Real? by Shock(m): 1:59pm On Mar 05, 2011
Phew!  It says "Politics Section" at the top of the page.  There is also a ''Religious Section''

When Adults can't follow simple instructions, then one begin to wonder why some lay claim to being intellectuals when they have absolutely no common sense!
Re: Is This For Real? by 9ijaMan: 2:34pm On Mar 05, 2011
This pastor must be a member of PDP! grin grin
Re: Is This For Real? by MeGaStReEt: 2:43pm On Mar 05, 2011
wether you like it or not. My God is a miracle working God
Re: Is This For Real? by muyoto: 4:18pm On Mar 05, 2011
@poster how is that your concern? who dey stop you from perforing your won miracles?

pathitic jobless Arrow like you!
Re: Is This For Real? by bokohalal(m): 4:33pm On Mar 05, 2011
What was wrong with the young lady ?
Re: Is This For Real? by ifyalways(f): 4:39pm On Mar 05, 2011
bokohalal:

What was wrong with the young lady ?
Im guessing,Spinal Injury undecided
Re: Is This For Real? by bkbabe97y(m): 5:01pm On Mar 05, 2011
wesley80:

The reason its called a 'MIRACLE' is so fooooools can say its Impossible!


So, ask your God to provide you with 24hr electricity, Clean drinking water, good education etc. . . .

50yrs+ has been kinda long enough for all that to be achieved; or does ur God also require a "gate-fee" b4 he'll listen to u?

Ignorant fxucks!
Re: Is This For Real? by bkbabe97y(m): 5:02pm On Mar 05, 2011
muyoto:

@poster how is that your concern? who dey stop you from perforing your won miracles?

pathitic jobless Arrow like you!

Wow. . . . and this dude is gonna vote in this coming elections?

Nigeria is doomed!
Re: Is This For Real? by AndreUweh(m): 5:25pm On Mar 05, 2011
There are real miracles.
Some years back at Ibadan, I use to know a lame man who begged for arms at Old Bodija-Sango junction. This lame man who had never walked erect from birth was healed from his deformity after he attended Kumuyi's crusade at Ashi, in Ibadan North.
Nevertherless, this thread belongs to the Religion section.
Re: Is This For Real? by Nobody: 5:26pm On Mar 05, 2011
Hopefully, the pastor will be willing on performing some mental miracles on the person above me.
Re: Is This For Real? by unipol(m): 5:26pm On Mar 05, 2011
no hope for africa if we continue in blindnes. sorry for those who believe in this afternoon 419 called "miracle"
Re: Is This For Real? by bkbabe97y(m): 5:33pm On Mar 05, 2011
Andre Uweh:

There are real miracles.
Some years back at Ibadan, I use to know a lame man who begged for arms at Old Bodija-Sango junction. [b]This lame man who had never walked erect from birth was healed from his deformity after he attended Kumuyi's crusade [/b]at Ashi, in Ibadan North.
Nevertherless, this thread belongs to the Religion section.


Wow!!!!

Africa, do u now see what uve caused by not educating the masses?
Re: Is This For Real? by AndreUweh(m): 5:38pm On Mar 05, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Hopefully, the pastor will be willing on performing some mental miracles on the person above me.
Monkey, for once quit derailing threads.
Re: Is This For Real? by Rhino5dm: 5:39pm On Mar 05, 2011
why must ALL miracle pastors come from the southern part of Nigeria?? Is it that the northern christains are not having much faith??

If you happen to know any , please educate me wink wink.
Re: Is This For Real? by 9ijaMan: 6:42pm On Mar 05, 2011
Rhino.5dm:

why must ALL miracle pastors come from the southern part of Nigeria?? Is it that the northern christains are not having much faith??

If you happen to know any , please educate me wink wink.

Becos the northern Christians practice chritianity the way it should be. It's difficult to fool a northerner, you know! Interestingly, southerners are supposedly more educated yet they are more gullible. I no blame pastor chris jare, if his flock are too dumb to realize the fraud, he'll continue to take them on a jolly good ride.
Re: Is This For Real? by wesley80(m): 6:42pm On Mar 05, 2011
bk.babe97y:


So, ask your God to provide you with 24hr electricity, Clean drinking water, good education etc. . . .

50yrs+ has been kinda long enough for all that to be achieved; or does your God also require a "gate-fee" b4 he'll listen to u?

Ignorant fxucks!

Your foolishness is legendary and stinks miles ahead of anywhere u are so your dumbfoolery is understandable. Moreover I'm not even going to try and reason out Faith with someone that believes his progenitors were Baboons. The bible describes Healing as "The Children's Bread" if thats too big for your mutating mind to accept, I suggest u leave such thoughts to your future descendants that'll probably have wings and bigger brains!
Re: Is This For Real? by 9ijaMan: 6:56pm On Mar 05, 2011
A colleague's mom who fell terminally ill was advised by another colleague to take his mom to one of pastor Chris' crusades in Benin some years ago. My friend did his bidding, took his mom out of the UniBen teaching hospital to seek for miracles with pastor Chris. To cut the long story short. . . the poor woman died barely two days after having received "miracle healing" from the pastor.

All these miracle stories are absolute fraud and people like that pastor is supposed to be cooling off behind bars by now.
Re: Is This For Real? by lyfe(m): 6:57pm On Mar 05, 2011
Nairalanders shout hallelujah.
Re: Is This For Real? by wesley80(m): 7:13pm On Mar 05, 2011
9ijaMan:

A colleague's mom who fell terminally ill was advised by another colleague to take his mom to one of pastor Chris' crusades in Benin some years ago. My friend did his bidding, took his mom out of the UniBen teaching hospital to seek for miracles with pastor Chris. To cut the long story short. . . the poor woman died barely two days after having received "miracle healing" from the pastor.

All these miracle stories are absolute fraud and people like that pastor is supposed to be cooling off behind bars by now.
4 every dumb story u post I can post a hundred good ones so pls respect yourself and shut your ignorant trap.
Re: Is This For Real? by onyengbu: 7:23pm On Mar 05, 2011
@wesley,
why not maybe ask questions to ascertain if he is lying.
Askin him to shut his ignorant trap has not removed anything from his claim.
Re: Is This For Real? by jason123: 7:34pm On Mar 05, 2011
Guys, miracles do happen. My life is the evidence!
Re: Is This For Real? by emexc: 7:49pm On Mar 05, 2011
@poster, pls don't dare God
Re: Is This For Real? by fstranger3(m): 7:54pm On Mar 05, 2011
How come these humongous miracles only happen in Nigeria?

I have never heard of shyyt like this happening in developed countries. Are we supposed to assume that Nigerian pastors were cut from different "Armani suits," totally unique from their counterparts in other parts of the world?
Re: Is This For Real? by PhysicsMHD(m): 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2011
"What type of sh1t is that, fraudulence, what's the cause of it" - Nature
Re: Is This For Real? by Ibime(m): 8:56pm On Mar 05, 2011
Im still waiting for one of these pastors to heal someone with a crooked or withered hand or leg. . . . someone with body parts we can ALL see is crooked. . . . until then, all these "disabled" people are actors as far as I'm concerned.
Re: Is This For Real? by 9ijaMan: 9:18pm On Mar 05, 2011
I'm just wondering why it seems most GEJ supporters are equally those who feel this fraud is some sort of miracle.

fstranger3:

How come these humongous miracles only happen in Nigeria?

I have never heard of shyyt like this happening in developed countries. Are we supposed to assume that Nigerian pastors were cut from different "Armani suits," totally unique from their counterparts in other parts of the world?

It's very simple bro. There's nothing poverty cannot do to you. In developed countries people don't seek miracles they invent and use their brains for the good of all. In our own country, the smart pastors prey on the ignorance of the poor masses and suck them dry.

While the pastors are flying around in private jets, the congregations are wallowing in abject poverty waiting for their own miracles!

I pity my people.
Re: Is This For Real? by Rhino5dm: 9:37pm On Mar 05, 2011
who is God?? This jerry-coiled, whiteman-wannabe, bleaching con artist is your God??

emexc:

@poster, pls don't dare God

Now i see why this dolt have the audacity to be charging gate fee. WHAT!

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